Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Both with a buck twenty five.
Jack fell down,
And cracked his head open,
And Jill left with two fifty.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high,
And thought he could fly.
So he hopped off a cliff and was killed by mountain chinchillas,
And Jill stole his joint.

Jack and Jill went over the hill,
To celebrate being over fifty
jack fell down
And complained about his Charlie horse and the price of medication
And Jill bitched about menopause.

The End.