Disclaimer: No, I don't own Digimon. If I did, I would be killing Joe.
Everyone was lying down on the floor sleeping until Joe broke the silence.
"NOOOOOO!!! Pikachu don't die!! You're my only friend!!! NOOOO!!!"
Joe woke up crying his head off. "Phew! It was Just a dream! Hey what time is it?" Joe sat up to see everyone fast a sleep. "Why! I must be a JIGGLY PUFF!" Joe crouched down and started jumping up and down screaming- JIGGLY PUFF PUFF JIGGLY PUFF PUFF!!!- In a kind of singing way. This of course woke everyone up.
"DAMN YOU!!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR STUPID POKEMON!!!" Yolie yelled.
"It's o.k dear, it'll be alright." Ken said to her calmly and sleepily.
"DEAR??? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????" Yolie one again yelled.
Ken now realized what he had just said and he blushed madly.
"Uh........ I thought you were a ... ummm... SAILOR MOON! THAT'S IT!" Ken said.
Yolie just stared at him blankly.
"Whatever."
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The girls went and got changed in Yolie's room and the boys got changed in the living room.
"Ok, considering your sleepover isn't over yet Yolie, what shall we do?" Hawkmon asked.
"Well, why don't we go to the DIGITAL WORLD! once we're done changing of course."
"I'll tell the young gentlemen then." Hawkmon said. (annoying little voice)
"Wait one second. I want you to armor digivole into that Samuri! I don't think your cool enough to be in this fic if you're not a Samuri!"
"Fine."
Hawkmon armor digivoled and then went to go see the so-called "Young gentlemen".
"Morning boys! You fit enough for a trip to the digital world?" He asked.
The boys were all changed and Cody was practicing Kendo.
"Is Sor... I mean, are the girls ready yet?" Tai asked.
Just then the girls (ever so magically) appeared in the doorway.
"What?" They all asked. Suddenly a voice came from above...
"....... Damn, I forgot my line. OH YEAH, Ok. Digidested, I am your 'friend' yes, well, not REALLY, but tecniclly I am cool. Weeeeel.... Anyway. My name is Maddie and I am your ruler! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ok, that was NOT what I ment to say. OH DAMN! JUST GO TO THE DAMN DIGIWORLD!!! WILL YA?"
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At the Digiworld
Joe grabbed the tennis balls that were painted red and white from his belt and yelled:
"That Squirtle over there is gonna be mine!"
He threw the "Pokeball" and it hit Veemon.
"OW!! WHO THREW THAT DAMN THING???" Veemon yelled.
"Oh, sorry Pikachu, I thought you were a squirtle! PIKACHU?? I'M GONNA CATCH YOU!!!!" Joe screamed.
While Veemon was getting chased around by the deadly tennis ball throwing Joe, the rest of the gang was getting ready for their breakfast picnic.
"Jam, peanut butter, bread, knives, milk, juice, toaster...
toaster? Who the hell would put a TOASTER in the picnic basket???" Yolie asked.
"YOU WOULD!" The rest of the Digidestend said. (cept 4 Joe)
"Oh!" Yolie said. * she sweatdropped *
She plugged it into the outlet in the tree (VERY fictional)
and put the bread in.
"Hurry up Yolie! I'm starving!" Davis yelled.
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Joe was now thinking that Sora was Misty and he was telling her to give him her water Pokemon so he could defeat Giovanni. The group had already finished they're breakfast and were playing soccer with Patamon for the soccer ball. (What? He was the only rookie Digimon I could think of that is round!) Tai stopped the game by catching the "Patamon ball" and telling him they wouldn't play with him anymore.
"Aww, Tai! That was fun!" Matt complained.
"Too bad! Hey! Why did Maddie want us to go to the digital world anyway?" Mimi asked. "Oh Izzy!!!!"
Izzy was playing solitare on his laptop.
"Uhhhhh... I'm REALLY busy trying to find out about the... ummm... that cave over there! Yes! That's it! Way too busy to talk to you!" Izzy said.
Cody walked over to Izzy and grabbed his laptop.
"HEY!!! I'm WAY better than you at solitare!" Cody said.
"Wanna bet?" Izzy said.
"You're on!" Cody said.
"Ummm, guys, we just want to know why Maddie sent us here." Mimi said. *sweatdrop*
"..." Now the boys where listening.
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Maddie was watching her Saturday cartoons when she got a email that read:
Maddie
Why the hell did you ask us to go to the Digital world???
-Kari
"Damn, I hoped they'd never ask that question!" Maddie said.
"Oh weeeel... better email 'em back."
In 5 minutes the group got an email back from Maddie saying that she had to go to the digital world to explain it.
So Maddie got into her mercades and drove to Yolie's house.
"K, to get to the same place they are, I have to go through the same portal. DIGI PORT OPEN!" Maddie said.
*Nothing happened *
"Oops, forgot to turn it on, silly me!" * she sweatdropped *
"DIGI PORT OPEN!"
The computer sucked her into the digi world and she landed flat on her face.
"Why, oh why did I even trust those stupid animators?"
She asked.
When she got up she saw Kari hitting Davis and Tai with a stick, T.K cheering her on, Joe trying to be Ash, Sora trying to not be Misty, Matt playing his harmonica, Mimi watching him and Veemon swearing at Joe.
"Ummm..." Maddie said.
"OH! Hi!" They all stopped what they were doing and said. "We were just having fun!"
"K, I sent you here because you are on a mission. You have to find Arukenimon. She has created a Digimon-eating mushroom out of 1000 control spires. Don't ask me why, seems a waste really." Maddie smiled.
* They sweatdropped *
At this time, Sora grabbed Joe's toy Pikachu and ripped it's head off.
"WHY THE HELL DID THAT DUMBA$$ SPIDER MAKE A MUSHROOM OUT OF THOSE SPIRES?????" Davis asked (calmly of course)
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW???" Replied Maddie (equally calmly)
Just then they heard a "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" from far away. They saw a mushroom the size of Davis's shoe walk up to them and say:
"Hello friends, my name is Kime. Yes, I'm sure you saw Link squash me into the ground while he was riding in his horse. (He started to cry) And now, * sniff * Kime's back for revenge against Link and his horse. But on the way, Kime was hungry, Kime ate Arukenimon. She was tasty. Mmmmmmmm." * They all sweatdropped *
"Well, Kime. Where you under the power of Arukenimon?" T.K asked.
"Kime is like Blackwargreymon. Kime is cool. Kime eats evil and hugs nice!" Kime smiled.
"Oh! No reason to send you to the digital world then." Maddie said.
"Yes! Reason there is! Come with Kime to defeat Link, you must." Yoda said from absolutely nowhere.
"But master Qui Gon said..." Maddie started.
"Care what the hell Qui Gon says, I don't!" Yoda interrupted.
"Alright. Kime, we'll come with you so that I can kiss Kari!" Davis said. (Notice how stupid Davis is, he didn't quite get the point)
* Kari punched him *
* T.K smiled *
Kime started to sing a song to the music of Barney.
My destiny is right
The seeker dark and light,
You look at me instead but all you see is red.
I am anger in a way!
My job is disobey!
My destiny is right
The seeker dark and light hey! (Mord Sith song)
-Song by Maddie
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The group kept on singing the song until they got to Hyrule.
"Wow! I never thought it would be this BIG here." Ken said.
As they reached the "castle" they saw a slumping guy who kept on telling them that he wasn't doing anything there and that he wasn't robbing anything. They saw a girl who was meditating and asking for your money. When you came close to her, she would check your size and say: LINK! How much are you going to put in and how much are you going to take out.
Davis told her that he would like to take out 200 Rupees. (with that, they bought lunch)
As they were sitting at the table in the buzy market streets eating their lunch a man came up that looked almost like T.K only a little older.
"Man, do ya think I should cut my hair?" He asked his farie.
"Who the hell do you think I am? A god?" His faerie replied.
"Why did even program her to say that all the time???" Link asked to the sky.
The moon suddenly got brighter and closer to the Earth.
"Damn, I did it again!" Link complained.
"I think you should cut your hair!" Tai said.
"Maybe YOU should be talking! Your hair is bigger than mine!" Link yelled at Tai.
"I think it will make you look better if you cut your hair!!" Kari sweetly reminded him.
"And who, might I add is this lovely young woman?" He asked kissing her hand.
"I'm Kari and these are my friends. Yolie, Ken, Davis, Sora, Matt, Mimi, Joe, Izzy, Maddie, my brother Tai and my ahem! BOYFRIEND T.K." She said happily.
"Nice ta meetcha!" Link said. "Damn." (under his breath)
"Oh! And this is Kime! Our mushroom friend." Yolie said.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Link screamed and took out his instrument. He played the song of his horse and she appeared.
"KIME DOES NOT LIKE HORSE!!! KIME MUST EAT HORSE!!! YUMMMM!!! FOR LUNCH!!!!!!!!" Kime charged at the horse only to be squashed.
"HEY!!!! IT'S A PONYTA!!!! SO THAT'S HOW HE SQUASHED MY VILPLUME!!" Joe yelled. "I'M GONNA CATCH IT!!!!" He said.
Once the poor horse saw the tennis balls, she galloped away into the distance, Link chased after her but sadly to say, Gatomon stopped him and found her tail ring in his pocket.
"So, it was you all along!" Gatomon said.
"You're gonna pay!" the Digimon said. They all DNA digivolved or warp digivolved or digivolved into ultimates and beat the crap out of Link who soon died from his injuries and Zelda was erased forever!
Yoda appeared and gave medals to all of them (Yes, even Davis) Joe mistook it for the Orange Islands trophy and was saying it was all because "pikachu" was on his side. (In other words, he was throwing Veemon in the air and catching him)
"I wanna go back to my house now!" Yolie said.
"It's only logical!" Cody agreed.
"DIGI PORT OPEN!!!" Maddie yelled and the computer sucked them in.
"GOD!!! I don't want to do THAT again!" Ken said.
"Why don't we go to the movies?" Sora asked.
"SURE!" The group said.
What will happen at the Movies? Find out next time on Digimon Digital Monsters!
I NEED 10 MORE GOOD REVIEWS IF YOU WANTA HEAR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!
Everyone was lying down on the floor sleeping until Joe broke the silence.
"NOOOOOO!!! Pikachu don't die!! You're my only friend!!! NOOOO!!!"
Joe woke up crying his head off. "Phew! It was Just a dream! Hey what time is it?" Joe sat up to see everyone fast a sleep. "Why! I must be a JIGGLY PUFF!" Joe crouched down and started jumping up and down screaming- JIGGLY PUFF PUFF JIGGLY PUFF PUFF!!!- In a kind of singing way. This of course woke everyone up.
"DAMN YOU!!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR STUPID POKEMON!!!" Yolie yelled.
"It's o.k dear, it'll be alright." Ken said to her calmly and sleepily.
"DEAR??? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????" Yolie one again yelled.
Ken now realized what he had just said and he blushed madly.
"Uh........ I thought you were a ... ummm... SAILOR MOON! THAT'S IT!" Ken said.
Yolie just stared at him blankly.
"Whatever."
****************************
The girls went and got changed in Yolie's room and the boys got changed in the living room.
"Ok, considering your sleepover isn't over yet Yolie, what shall we do?" Hawkmon asked.
"Well, why don't we go to the DIGITAL WORLD! once we're done changing of course."
"I'll tell the young gentlemen then." Hawkmon said. (annoying little voice)
"Wait one second. I want you to armor digivole into that Samuri! I don't think your cool enough to be in this fic if you're not a Samuri!"
"Fine."
Hawkmon armor digivoled and then went to go see the so-called "Young gentlemen".
"Morning boys! You fit enough for a trip to the digital world?" He asked.
The boys were all changed and Cody was practicing Kendo.
"Is Sor... I mean, are the girls ready yet?" Tai asked.
Just then the girls (ever so magically) appeared in the doorway.
"What?" They all asked. Suddenly a voice came from above...
"....... Damn, I forgot my line. OH YEAH, Ok. Digidested, I am your 'friend' yes, well, not REALLY, but tecniclly I am cool. Weeeeel.... Anyway. My name is Maddie and I am your ruler! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ok, that was NOT what I ment to say. OH DAMN! JUST GO TO THE DAMN DIGIWORLD!!! WILL YA?"
*************************
At the Digiworld
Joe grabbed the tennis balls that were painted red and white from his belt and yelled:
"That Squirtle over there is gonna be mine!"
He threw the "Pokeball" and it hit Veemon.
"OW!! WHO THREW THAT DAMN THING???" Veemon yelled.
"Oh, sorry Pikachu, I thought you were a squirtle! PIKACHU?? I'M GONNA CATCH YOU!!!!" Joe screamed.
While Veemon was getting chased around by the deadly tennis ball throwing Joe, the rest of the gang was getting ready for their breakfast picnic.
"Jam, peanut butter, bread, knives, milk, juice, toaster...
toaster? Who the hell would put a TOASTER in the picnic basket???" Yolie asked.
"YOU WOULD!" The rest of the Digidestend said. (cept 4 Joe)
"Oh!" Yolie said. * she sweatdropped *
She plugged it into the outlet in the tree (VERY fictional)
and put the bread in.
"Hurry up Yolie! I'm starving!" Davis yelled.
*****************************
Joe was now thinking that Sora was Misty and he was telling her to give him her water Pokemon so he could defeat Giovanni. The group had already finished they're breakfast and were playing soccer with Patamon for the soccer ball. (What? He was the only rookie Digimon I could think of that is round!) Tai stopped the game by catching the "Patamon ball" and telling him they wouldn't play with him anymore.
"Aww, Tai! That was fun!" Matt complained.
"Too bad! Hey! Why did Maddie want us to go to the digital world anyway?" Mimi asked. "Oh Izzy!!!!"
Izzy was playing solitare on his laptop.
"Uhhhhh... I'm REALLY busy trying to find out about the... ummm... that cave over there! Yes! That's it! Way too busy to talk to you!" Izzy said.
Cody walked over to Izzy and grabbed his laptop.
"HEY!!! I'm WAY better than you at solitare!" Cody said.
"Wanna bet?" Izzy said.
"You're on!" Cody said.
"Ummm, guys, we just want to know why Maddie sent us here." Mimi said. *sweatdrop*
"..." Now the boys where listening.
*****************************
Maddie was watching her Saturday cartoons when she got a email that read:
Maddie
Why the hell did you ask us to go to the Digital world???
-Kari
"Damn, I hoped they'd never ask that question!" Maddie said.
"Oh weeeel... better email 'em back."
In 5 minutes the group got an email back from Maddie saying that she had to go to the digital world to explain it.
So Maddie got into her mercades and drove to Yolie's house.
"K, to get to the same place they are, I have to go through the same portal. DIGI PORT OPEN!" Maddie said.
*Nothing happened *
"Oops, forgot to turn it on, silly me!" * she sweatdropped *
"DIGI PORT OPEN!"
The computer sucked her into the digi world and she landed flat on her face.
"Why, oh why did I even trust those stupid animators?"
She asked.
When she got up she saw Kari hitting Davis and Tai with a stick, T.K cheering her on, Joe trying to be Ash, Sora trying to not be Misty, Matt playing his harmonica, Mimi watching him and Veemon swearing at Joe.
"Ummm..." Maddie said.
"OH! Hi!" They all stopped what they were doing and said. "We were just having fun!"
"K, I sent you here because you are on a mission. You have to find Arukenimon. She has created a Digimon-eating mushroom out of 1000 control spires. Don't ask me why, seems a waste really." Maddie smiled.
* They sweatdropped *
At this time, Sora grabbed Joe's toy Pikachu and ripped it's head off.
"WHY THE HELL DID THAT DUMBA$$ SPIDER MAKE A MUSHROOM OUT OF THOSE SPIRES?????" Davis asked (calmly of course)
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW???" Replied Maddie (equally calmly)
Just then they heard a "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" from far away. They saw a mushroom the size of Davis's shoe walk up to them and say:
"Hello friends, my name is Kime. Yes, I'm sure you saw Link squash me into the ground while he was riding in his horse. (He started to cry) And now, * sniff * Kime's back for revenge against Link and his horse. But on the way, Kime was hungry, Kime ate Arukenimon. She was tasty. Mmmmmmmm." * They all sweatdropped *
"Well, Kime. Where you under the power of Arukenimon?" T.K asked.
"Kime is like Blackwargreymon. Kime is cool. Kime eats evil and hugs nice!" Kime smiled.
"Oh! No reason to send you to the digital world then." Maddie said.
"Yes! Reason there is! Come with Kime to defeat Link, you must." Yoda said from absolutely nowhere.
"But master Qui Gon said..." Maddie started.
"Care what the hell Qui Gon says, I don't!" Yoda interrupted.
"Alright. Kime, we'll come with you so that I can kiss Kari!" Davis said. (Notice how stupid Davis is, he didn't quite get the point)
* Kari punched him *
* T.K smiled *
Kime started to sing a song to the music of Barney.
My destiny is right
The seeker dark and light,
You look at me instead but all you see is red.
I am anger in a way!
My job is disobey!
My destiny is right
The seeker dark and light hey! (Mord Sith song)
-Song by Maddie
****************************
The group kept on singing the song until they got to Hyrule.
"Wow! I never thought it would be this BIG here." Ken said.
As they reached the "castle" they saw a slumping guy who kept on telling them that he wasn't doing anything there and that he wasn't robbing anything. They saw a girl who was meditating and asking for your money. When you came close to her, she would check your size and say: LINK! How much are you going to put in and how much are you going to take out.
Davis told her that he would like to take out 200 Rupees. (with that, they bought lunch)
As they were sitting at the table in the buzy market streets eating their lunch a man came up that looked almost like T.K only a little older.
"Man, do ya think I should cut my hair?" He asked his farie.
"Who the hell do you think I am? A god?" His faerie replied.
"Why did even program her to say that all the time???" Link asked to the sky.
The moon suddenly got brighter and closer to the Earth.
"Damn, I did it again!" Link complained.
"I think you should cut your hair!" Tai said.
"Maybe YOU should be talking! Your hair is bigger than mine!" Link yelled at Tai.
"I think it will make you look better if you cut your hair!!" Kari sweetly reminded him.
"And who, might I add is this lovely young woman?" He asked kissing her hand.
"I'm Kari and these are my friends. Yolie, Ken, Davis, Sora, Matt, Mimi, Joe, Izzy, Maddie, my brother Tai and my ahem! BOYFRIEND T.K." She said happily.
"Nice ta meetcha!" Link said. "Damn." (under his breath)
"Oh! And this is Kime! Our mushroom friend." Yolie said.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Link screamed and took out his instrument. He played the song of his horse and she appeared.
"KIME DOES NOT LIKE HORSE!!! KIME MUST EAT HORSE!!! YUMMMM!!! FOR LUNCH!!!!!!!!" Kime charged at the horse only to be squashed.
"HEY!!!! IT'S A PONYTA!!!! SO THAT'S HOW HE SQUASHED MY VILPLUME!!" Joe yelled. "I'M GONNA CATCH IT!!!!" He said.
Once the poor horse saw the tennis balls, she galloped away into the distance, Link chased after her but sadly to say, Gatomon stopped him and found her tail ring in his pocket.
"So, it was you all along!" Gatomon said.
"You're gonna pay!" the Digimon said. They all DNA digivolved or warp digivolved or digivolved into ultimates and beat the crap out of Link who soon died from his injuries and Zelda was erased forever!
Yoda appeared and gave medals to all of them (Yes, even Davis) Joe mistook it for the Orange Islands trophy and was saying it was all because "pikachu" was on his side. (In other words, he was throwing Veemon in the air and catching him)
"I wanna go back to my house now!" Yolie said.
"It's only logical!" Cody agreed.
"DIGI PORT OPEN!!!" Maddie yelled and the computer sucked them in.
"GOD!!! I don't want to do THAT again!" Ken said.
"Why don't we go to the movies?" Sora asked.
"SURE!" The group said.
What will happen at the Movies? Find out next time on Digimon Digital Monsters!
I NEED 10 MORE GOOD REVIEWS IF YOU WANTA HEAR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!