NO THEME SONG (for theme song see -The Strifes and the Wallaces: Episode 1-)
Vincent: Hey, is my hair okay? We are? OH! Hello viewers and welcome again to I Don't Like the Way My Roomates Live! Today we have the the Strifes and the Wallaces and their pet, Red XIII!
Red: ARF!
Sephiroth: Hey! Don't forget about me!
Cloud: What? Sephiroth, you don't live with us!
Vincent: ¬.¬ Okay...anyway, today the Wallaces complain about how their roomies live!
Barret: Actually, I'm fine with the way they live, Tifa just drag...
Tifa covered Barret's mouth.
Tifa: Oh don't be silly! You're such a kidder!
Tifa whisper to Barret.
Tifa: And if you don't cooperate, I'll KILL YOU...
Vincent: Alright! First question...
Sephiroth rang his buzzer.
Sephiroth: Cheesecake!
Cloud whacked him upside the head.
Cloud: He hasn't asked the question yet, dipshit!
Vincent: Have you...
Sephiroth: Toast!
Vincent: Rrrrr...Go home you wierdo!
Sephiroth: WAHHHHHHH!!! WHOA!
Vincent: I thought I told them to fix that hole...anyway, Cloud, have you ever had sexual relationships with Tifa, your best friends wife?
Cloud: No way man, I'm happily married to Aeris!
Tifa: It's not true I have proof!
Tifa held up a picture.
Aeris: No, that's just a picture of Cloud's head on Sephiroth's body having sex with you.
Tifa: I took this picture with a very high quality camera!
Barret looked on the back of it.
Barret: It says Kodak One Use, besides, you can still see some of Sephiroth's gray old man hair.
Vincent: Barret, are you upset that your wife is having sexual relationships with other people?
Barret: Not really anymore. I try to divorce but, the people say there isn't a good reason. Personally, I think she bribes them all with sex.
Red: ARF!
Vincent: Alright, question number two. Aeris, have you ever been threatend by Tifa's interest in Cloud?
Aeris: Not really, I know Cloud is very loyal to me. He would never go with that slut!
Tifa: You take that back you blonde bimbo!
Cloud and Aeris: BLONDE BIMBO?
Barret: You know Tifa, that color is brown.
Tifa: I don't care! She stole my man!
Aeris: Your man, I got him first Biatch!
Tifa: He wanted me! I'll prove it!
Tifa pounced on Cloud and tried to rip off his pants.
Cloud: HELP! SHE'S IN HEAT!
Tifa: OH CLOUD! Let me take your virginity!
Cloud: Virginity?!
Cloud puch Tifa off, making her fly into the wall.
Aeris: Cloud is not! We have exclusive videos!
Vincent: Whoa! Whoa! Settle down everyone!
Cloud: Settle down? That reminds me...d-did we feed Yuffie?
Aeris: I didn't....uh-oh...
Yuffie burst into the backstage door and onto the stage.
Yuffie: MATERIA MATERIA!
Vincent: Yuffie?
Yuffie turned around towards Vincent.
Yuffie: Materia?
Vincent jumped on Yuffie.
Yuffie: MATERIA!!!!!!!
Vincent: Oh yes YUFFIE! YES YES!
Cloud was strangling Tifa, Aeris was trying to breaking Yuffie and Vincent apart, Barret was just sitting in the melee.
Barret: Gee, I'm bored, nothing's happening today...
(Author's Note: I know, wasn't much of a game show, was just something I put together in about an hour.)