DUDE, WHERE'S MY WAND?
by (the) Argive Fairies
Chapter 1: The Real Harry Potter
Harry Potter (yes, the real Harry Potter) was waving his wand in the air and shaking his booty to the rhythm of his off-key song. Most people in the common room had run away screaming, hands clutched over their ears.
"Yes, I'm Harry Potter, the real Harry potter, and all you other Harry Potter's are-uh- . . . not Harry Potter! So won't the real Harry Potter please-"
"SHUT UP!!!!"
"Sorry."
"Humph. Can't you see I'm already upset enough as it is?!" Hermione screamed, slamming her book shut. "I just broke up with Curtis!"
"I said I was sorry, OK!!!"
Hermione responded by throwing her heavy spellbook directly at Harry's enormous head.
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by (the) Argive Fairies
Chapter 1: The Real Harry Potter
Harry Potter (yes, the real Harry Potter) was waving his wand in the air and shaking his booty to the rhythm of his off-key song. Most people in the common room had run away screaming, hands clutched over their ears.
"Yes, I'm Harry Potter, the real Harry potter, and all you other Harry Potter's are-uh- . . . not Harry Potter! So won't the real Harry Potter please-"
"SHUT UP!!!!"
"Sorry."
"Humph. Can't you see I'm already upset enough as it is?!" Hermione screamed, slamming her book shut. "I just broke up with Curtis!"
"I said I was sorry, OK!!!"
Hermione responded by throwing her heavy spellbook directly at Harry's enormous head.
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