Chapter 2: His Majesty Queen Dumbledore of England

Harry Potter(yes, the real one) slowly opened his eyes to a room filled with swirling white mist. Distorted faces peered down at him.
"Whoa!!!" Harry shrieked as he slowly regained consciousness. "I see dead people!"
"Uh, huh, and I'm the queen of England!" Dumbledore snorted.
"Really?" Ron asked, mouth dropping open.
"Yeah," Dumbledore said giving him a sarcastic glare.
"Your Majesty!" Ron cried, dropping to his knees.
"Okay, this is getting confusing, Harry, you were knocked out when Hermione threw Ancient Runes for Dummies at you-"
"Hermione was reading a 'for dummies book?" Ron cried, then fell over laughing,
"At least I don't collect them!! Someone has a collection of those books in his underwear drawer, I won't name names, cough *Ron* cough!"
"Really? Who?" asked Professor McGonagall asked curiously. Everyone looked at her in disbelief.

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