Hi! Thanks for all the reviews, we really appreciate them. Yes, we know this is insane, we warned you in the summary. Special thanks to Yosis for the ideas. We also decided to add a list in Chapter 5 that explains what/who the characters are (Susan's request) just in case you haven't read the books, although we reccomend that you do so first! Please note that characteristics from our stories are added; some characteristics shown are not in the books.
Disclaimer: We own nothing but the plot, so don't sue us! We really like the Harry Potter books, and J. K. Rowling is wonderful, so we're just writing this for fun! Another thing-feel free to leave any suggestions for new chapters.
Thanks!
-The Argive Maidens~

Chapter 5: Cast of Characters

Harry Potter: the main character, scar on forehead, beat Voldemort, full of himself, loses wand

Voldemort: evil Dark wizard, hates H. Potter, very insane

Pr. McGonagall: Transfiguration teacher, kleptomaniac, likes dragon-hide products (esp. underwear), can turn into cat

Pr. Flitwick: Charms teacher, in love w/ Pr. McGonagall, can turn into cat

Dumbledore: Headmaster of Hogwarts, obsessed w/ chocolate and candy

Pr. Snape: Potions teacher, passion for opera

Hermione Granger: Harry's friend, expert on fashion and likes to read, very smart

Ron Weasly: Harry's friend, the idiot of the story

Hagrid: 1/2 giant, lives in cottage, breeds hamsters

Pr. Trelawny: Divination teacher, very unfashionable