Chapter 6: The Quest Begins
The real Harry Potter was in despair. Where was his wand? He had looked everywhere! Actually, his definition of 'everywhere' was in a three-foot radius around himself.
"Whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa," he sobbed into Voldemort's robes. "Where is it? Somebody took it, I want my mommy!"
"Dude, get a grip! I killed your mommy, remember?" Voldemort snarls, trying to shake the upset boy away from him.
"Oh." Harry stood there for a moment and looked around, seeing that he was under the Divination classroom window, about 15 stories below, of course, as he had jumped out of it. Then, "You're mean! I want my mommy!!" He grabs Voldemort's robes again and buries his face in them.
"Hey, get your ugly face outta my robes! They're dry-clean only!" Voldemort screams, then skips away across the Hogwarts grounds, singing "Zippidy-Do-Da."
Harry decides to do something, so he stands up and goes to Hagrid's house. Or, more specifically, Hagrid's Hamster Hut(TM).
"Hagrid, let me in!!!!!" screams Harry, pounding on the door.
Hagrid: "Give me a moment, old chap!"
Harry looks at his watch. "But I can't tell time!!" he wails, droping to the ground, still wailing. Hagrid opens the door.
"My dear boy, come in, come in; but wait, what's the password?" hagrid glares at Harry suspiciously.
"Swordfish?" asks Ron, appearing out of nowhere. They stare at him.
"No!!!! The password is uymuvhoko ghmth7vt!!" Hagrid told them. "Now get inside!" They go inside and Harry and Ron sit down at atable while Hagrid goes somewhere.
"Dude, where's my wand?" asks Harry.
"Curtis took it!" Ron screams. "I saw him!!!!!"
Hagrid returns to the table they're sitting at holding two hamsters. "Fang, Fluffy, meet Ron *cough-the idiot-cough* and Harry!"
"Hagrid, are you sick?" asks Ron, still the idiot.
"No, I'm fine. But thanks for asking! It means a lot to me-" Hagrid starts to sob, and hugd Ron.
"Yeah, I love you too, man!" Ron says, hugging him back.
Harry stands up and walks slowly out of the cabin, then runs back to the castle screaming.
The real Harry Potter was in despair. Where was his wand? He had looked everywhere! Actually, his definition of 'everywhere' was in a three-foot radius around himself.
"Whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa," he sobbed into Voldemort's robes. "Where is it? Somebody took it, I want my mommy!"
"Dude, get a grip! I killed your mommy, remember?" Voldemort snarls, trying to shake the upset boy away from him.
"Oh." Harry stood there for a moment and looked around, seeing that he was under the Divination classroom window, about 15 stories below, of course, as he had jumped out of it. Then, "You're mean! I want my mommy!!" He grabs Voldemort's robes again and buries his face in them.
"Hey, get your ugly face outta my robes! They're dry-clean only!" Voldemort screams, then skips away across the Hogwarts grounds, singing "Zippidy-Do-Da."
Harry decides to do something, so he stands up and goes to Hagrid's house. Or, more specifically, Hagrid's Hamster Hut(TM).
"Hagrid, let me in!!!!!" screams Harry, pounding on the door.
Hagrid: "Give me a moment, old chap!"
Harry looks at his watch. "But I can't tell time!!" he wails, droping to the ground, still wailing. Hagrid opens the door.
"My dear boy, come in, come in; but wait, what's the password?" hagrid glares at Harry suspiciously.
"Swordfish?" asks Ron, appearing out of nowhere. They stare at him.
"No!!!! The password is uymuvhoko ghmth7vt!!" Hagrid told them. "Now get inside!" They go inside and Harry and Ron sit down at atable while Hagrid goes somewhere.
"Dude, where's my wand?" asks Harry.
"Curtis took it!" Ron screams. "I saw him!!!!!"
Hagrid returns to the table they're sitting at holding two hamsters. "Fang, Fluffy, meet Ron *cough-the idiot-cough* and Harry!"
"Hagrid, are you sick?" asks Ron, still the idiot.
"No, I'm fine. But thanks for asking! It means a lot to me-" Hagrid starts to sob, and hugd Ron.
"Yeah, I love you too, man!" Ron says, hugging him back.
Harry stands up and walks slowly out of the cabin, then runs back to the castle screaming.