Chapter 7: Mission Wand
Authors' Note: Please be informed prior to reading this that we have problems. Thank you and have a pleasant day!
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the great and powerful J.K. Rowling except for Curtis the Freak and the plot. Also, the title belongs to the movie Dude, Where's My Car? Also, the Baby-Sitters Club belongs to Ann M. Martin.
Harry decided to go for a walk in the woods with Hermione and Ron. "I can also look for my wand!" he said. As they were entering the forest, Hermione froze.
"What's that-that horrible off-key tune?"
Ron paused. "Is that Dippidy-Zoo-Dah?" he asked. (But it's OK; by now we all know that Ron has problems) Hermione and Harry sighed.
Suddenly, Lord Voldemort burst out through the patch of trees. "Zippidy-Doo-Dah, zippidy day! Wonderful feeling, wonderful day! My, oh my, what a wonderful day! Mister bluebird on my shoulder, plenty of sunshine-"
"No no no!" Harry shouts. "That's not how it goes!" Voldemort glares at him.
"Then how DOES IT GO?!" he roars, looking quite impatient.
"Zippidy-doo-dah, zippidy-eh. My oh my, what a wonderful day. Plenty of sunshine heading my way. Zippidy-doo-dah, zippidy-eh!" He finished and no one claps; Harry is as bad a singer as Voldie, if not worse. (See chapter 1)
Ron crosses his arms over his chest and pouts. "What about Mister Bluebird?" he asks. "I WANNA KNOW ABOUT MISTER BLUEBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Voldemort comes over and stares Ron in the face. "Man, you need a tic-tac!" Ron says, offering him one from his pocket. Voldie gladly accepts, popping the orange tic-tac (covered with lint from Ron's pocket) into his mouth.
"Anyway; Mr. Bluebird is at home in a cage starving to death cause I'm not there! OKAY?!?!?!?!" Ron bursts into tears-Wait, no, no-Voldie bursts into tears too. Harry tries to comfort them both by saying, "Don't worry, who needs Mr. Bluebird?"
Harry and Hermione left them as they screamed in unhappiness. "Geez, I'm glad to get away from them," Hermione comments. Harry nods. As they continue on, Hermione becomes twitchy. "Harry? There's something I ought to tell you," she says.
"Duh-What?" he asks, staring at the bark of a tree. Hermione sighs.
"I've decided to quit this book series; I want to join the Baby-sitters club!" she shouts. Harry stares at her.
Suddenly Curtis appears out of no where. But now he's-he's bald! "Curtis! What have you done?"
Curtis runs a hand over his head. "I shaved my head, babe," he says, trying to look cool but failing miserably.
Hermione sighs. "No, we can't get back together," she says. Curtis proceeds to tell her what he thinks of that-
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!"
This section has been censored due to the fact that this fic is only rated PG
Harry leaves them to settle their disputes in peace, well sort of…
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Harry continues, until he meets up with a turkey running in the opposite direction.
Turkey: Gobble gobble!
Harry asks, "Dude, where's my wand?"
Turkey: Gobble gobble! Back pocket! Gobble gobble!
The turkey runs off. Five seconds later, "!*&^%$# turkey!" Curtis runs into the clearing with Harry, being chased by the turkey and a giant chocolate bar with rainbow sprinkles. (We would like to make note that sunflower of the Argive Maidens is insane and has problems and so do the other Argive Maidens)
Harry sits on a stump to think. "Where, oh where can my poor wand be? Oh where, oh where can it be??????" he sings. Suddenly, an acorn falls from the tree next to him, followed by another 200. They all hit him. "Ow! Mean ole squirrels!" he cries, shaking his fist at them "I'm the real Harry Potter!"
Harry sits back down, then hears a crunch. Standing up, he feels in his back pocket, and…..
HE FINDS HIS WAND!!!!
To be continued…….
~*~ We hope you liked it!!! And pleasepleaseplease review! Reviews are cool! They make us feel good about our work! I know every morning at swim practice one of the other Argives comes up to me and shouts "I got more reviews!!!! Now I have 52" or something or another! The sequal will be on "sunflower" so please check for it!!! It will be up as soon as possible!!!!
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Authors' Note: Please be informed prior to reading this that we have problems. Thank you and have a pleasant day!
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the great and powerful J.K. Rowling except for Curtis the Freak and the plot. Also, the title belongs to the movie Dude, Where's My Car? Also, the Baby-Sitters Club belongs to Ann M. Martin.
Harry decided to go for a walk in the woods with Hermione and Ron. "I can also look for my wand!" he said. As they were entering the forest, Hermione froze.
"What's that-that horrible off-key tune?"
Ron paused. "Is that Dippidy-Zoo-Dah?" he asked. (But it's OK; by now we all know that Ron has problems) Hermione and Harry sighed.
Suddenly, Lord Voldemort burst out through the patch of trees. "Zippidy-Doo-Dah, zippidy day! Wonderful feeling, wonderful day! My, oh my, what a wonderful day! Mister bluebird on my shoulder, plenty of sunshine-"
"No no no!" Harry shouts. "That's not how it goes!" Voldemort glares at him.
"Then how DOES IT GO?!" he roars, looking quite impatient.
"Zippidy-doo-dah, zippidy-eh. My oh my, what a wonderful day. Plenty of sunshine heading my way. Zippidy-doo-dah, zippidy-eh!" He finished and no one claps; Harry is as bad a singer as Voldie, if not worse. (See chapter 1)
Ron crosses his arms over his chest and pouts. "What about Mister Bluebird?" he asks. "I WANNA KNOW ABOUT MISTER BLUEBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Voldemort comes over and stares Ron in the face. "Man, you need a tic-tac!" Ron says, offering him one from his pocket. Voldie gladly accepts, popping the orange tic-tac (covered with lint from Ron's pocket) into his mouth.
"Anyway; Mr. Bluebird is at home in a cage starving to death cause I'm not there! OKAY?!?!?!?!" Ron bursts into tears-Wait, no, no-Voldie bursts into tears too. Harry tries to comfort them both by saying, "Don't worry, who needs Mr. Bluebird?"
Harry and Hermione left them as they screamed in unhappiness. "Geez, I'm glad to get away from them," Hermione comments. Harry nods. As they continue on, Hermione becomes twitchy. "Harry? There's something I ought to tell you," she says.
"Duh-What?" he asks, staring at the bark of a tree. Hermione sighs.
"I've decided to quit this book series; I want to join the Baby-sitters club!" she shouts. Harry stares at her.
Suddenly Curtis appears out of no where. But now he's-he's bald! "Curtis! What have you done?"
Curtis runs a hand over his head. "I shaved my head, babe," he says, trying to look cool but failing miserably.
Hermione sighs. "No, we can't get back together," she says. Curtis proceeds to tell her what he thinks of that-
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!"
This section has been censored due to the fact that this fic is only rated PG
Harry leaves them to settle their disputes in peace, well sort of…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Harry continues, until he meets up with a turkey running in the opposite direction.
Turkey: Gobble gobble!
Harry asks, "Dude, where's my wand?"
Turkey: Gobble gobble! Back pocket! Gobble gobble!
The turkey runs off. Five seconds later, "!*&^%$# turkey!" Curtis runs into the clearing with Harry, being chased by the turkey and a giant chocolate bar with rainbow sprinkles. (We would like to make note that sunflower of the Argive Maidens is insane and has problems and so do the other Argive Maidens)
Harry sits on a stump to think. "Where, oh where can my poor wand be? Oh where, oh where can it be??????" he sings. Suddenly, an acorn falls from the tree next to him, followed by another 200. They all hit him. "Ow! Mean ole squirrels!" he cries, shaking his fist at them "I'm the real Harry Potter!"
Harry sits back down, then hears a crunch. Standing up, he feels in his back pocket, and…..
HE FINDS HIS WAND!!!!
To be continued…….
~*~ We hope you liked it!!! And pleasepleaseplease review! Reviews are cool! They make us feel good about our work! I know every morning at swim practice one of the other Argives comes up to me and shouts "I got more reviews!!!! Now I have 52" or something or another! The sequal will be on "sunflower" so please check for it!!! It will be up as soon as possible!!!!
Thanks! ~*~