Fun with Poor Little Defenceless Creatures and Redwall!
Note: No animals were harmed, Just Chris
1)Get an animal, petshops or from the woods if you live in crummy ol' Massachusetts :P
2)Tie a mouse to a stick then surround it with bread. Wait for birds to eat the bread if you're lucky. Scream and hit birds with a slingshot them rescue the mouse. I bet it feels so happy after being attacked by bird by you!
3)Set your varnished hardwood floor on fire then put a mouse in a heavy costume chase the rat. Add gasoline for effect.
4)Put the animals in ridiculous costumes, force them to parade around. If you have a fox dressed as Slagar put him in slave chains, make a little fox walk with very heavy slave chains.
5)Make a model of Redwall Abbey, name them all and then scream as they violate the rules by smashing the orchards and the badger steps on 'Matthias'
6)Remember that paper mace volcano from fourth grade? Hollow it out, shove a badger and several hares inside. Tell them they have to find their own rations!
7)Force your cat to eat only vegetables and only let it eat fish once every month.
8)Pour some sea monkeys and every type of pepper in the grocery into a boiling pot of water. Mmm, otters LOVE hotroot soup!
9)Take a razor blade and lightly nick any creature, practice your healing powers on them, wolf bane is a welcome ingrediant.
10)Have any of your little friends actually MAKE cheese, from squeezing their paws around a pebble and making them make greensap milk to studding it with almonds and choking them with the chunks of nuts and rancid non-dairy cheese.
Note: No animals were harmed, Just Chris
1)Get an animal, petshops or from the woods if you live in crummy ol' Massachusetts :P
2)Tie a mouse to a stick then surround it with bread. Wait for birds to eat the bread if you're lucky. Scream and hit birds with a slingshot them rescue the mouse. I bet it feels so happy after being attacked by bird by you!
3)Set your varnished hardwood floor on fire then put a mouse in a heavy costume chase the rat. Add gasoline for effect.
4)Put the animals in ridiculous costumes, force them to parade around. If you have a fox dressed as Slagar put him in slave chains, make a little fox walk with very heavy slave chains.
5)Make a model of Redwall Abbey, name them all and then scream as they violate the rules by smashing the orchards and the badger steps on 'Matthias'
6)Remember that paper mace volcano from fourth grade? Hollow it out, shove a badger and several hares inside. Tell them they have to find their own rations!
7)Force your cat to eat only vegetables and only let it eat fish once every month.
8)Pour some sea monkeys and every type of pepper in the grocery into a boiling pot of water. Mmm, otters LOVE hotroot soup!
9)Take a razor blade and lightly nick any creature, practice your healing powers on them, wolf bane is a welcome ingrediant.
10)Have any of your little friends actually MAKE cheese, from squeezing their paws around a pebble and making them make greensap milk to studding it with almonds and choking them with the chunks of nuts and rancid non-dairy cheese.