Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Part 7
A.N: Ok here's one warning for this part
and the rest of the story. Well there may be more warnings but I can't think
of all of them right now. So here are the ones I can think of. 1.) Relena bashing. **Ducks as sharp pointy things are thrown at her**
I'm sorry but I can't help it! I don't like Relena. . ! She annoys
me too much. So Relena bashing. Hee,hee. I love being an evil chibi. Any more
warnings I need to warn you about? None that I can think have except more
craziness. ^.^ I'm writing this after having a bunch of chocolate, every sugar
product in my home and caffeine. So be afraid. Very afraid. Plus after my
friends nagging if I was done with the next part of this story after reading it.
Yes you know who you are!
"Heeeeeeerrrrrrrooooo!!!!!!!" a banshee like voice
screamed. Everyone winced. Odin whined.
"Damn. That was more annoying then Ryuu's snoring."
Alana muttered. Ryuu turned sharply at her.
"Oh no. It's Relena." Duo muttered.
"Quick let's get out of here!" Fuyu said.
"You guys that'll be rude." Quatre said.
"Trust me Quatre. This is a battle for survival. For that
freak to survive a wrath of being bitched slapped." Alana said as she started
to push Quatre to get going. This startled Quatre.
"Oh Heero! You finally came!" Relena shouted as she
jumped on Heero. He quickly pushed her off. She merely clutched onto his arm.
Heero rolled his eyes. All five of the girls shook their heads sadly at the
sight in front of them.
"Poor guy." Sonya muttered.
"Hopefully he doesn't go deaf soon." Mickey murmured.
"The bravest guy I ever know to stand her." Alana said.
"Why doesn't he ever shoot her?" Ryuu whispered.
"Scary lady." Odin said with a finger in his mouth.
Fuyu laughed.
"Yes, scary lady. Odin, if you ever come across a women
like that who just doesn't get the hint that you don't like her just shot
her. Or else you'll regret it." Fuyu said.
"Great advice to give the kid, Fuyu." Sonya muttered.
Fuyu smiled.
"Momma always knows best! Right?" Fuyu asked Odin. Odin
nodded with a smile on his face.
"You know what guys I think even Heero doesn't deserve
this treatment." Alana said. Fuyu thought for a moment.
"All right. Just this once." Fuyu said.
"Hey guys! Want to help us put our mobile suits away?"
Ryuu shouted. All four of the boys quickly nodded and ran over to them. Anything
to get away from Relena. Relena however looked startled.
"What are you doing with mobile suits? All of them
should've been destroyed a year ago! Peace can not be achieved…" Relena
soon got into her big not to mention boring talk about peace.
"Well you guess what lady not everyone listens to your
crap on how to achieve peace. As if you didn't notice this place was attack by
WF aka World Federation. Who, like all bad guys want to take over the earth and
colonies." Fuyu said. Relena stood there with her mouth opened. No one has
ever interrupted her speech about peace and called it crap.
"You know if you keep standing there like that your mouth
will catch flies." Mickey said pointing at Relena.
"How could this of happened? The Preventer's
should've find out long ago!" Relena said.
"Well they didn't. So where going to destroy them. Got
a problem with that?" Alana asked.
"War doesn't bring peace! Peace must be achieved
without any battle!" Relena yelled.
"Well sorry to burst your bubble Miss. Relena but man has
been fighting every since they walked out of the premarital ooze. So you think
all the fighting will just be able to stop like that in a snap? No. Humans have
been fighting for over millions of years and cannot stop. Sure the wars stop but
the battle doesn't. We are all fighting every single day in out lives.
Fighting to breath and to live. We all have a different version of peace. Your
involves a clear blue sky and a rainbow. Some however could be a day with the
ones they love or doing what they love most. So no matter what battles will
never end but peace is still all around." Sonya said as she cleaned her
classes.
Relena stood their mouth still hanging open at what Sonya
just said. "That can't be true! All battle must stop now!" Relena shouted.
Sonya growled in frustration. All the girls took a step back. They knew what was
going to happen next.
"Didn't what I just said get through the thick skull of
yours? Apparently not since your still saying all battle must cece. Ok listen
girly. The wars may end but the
battle won't! Get it? How much of an idiot do you have to be to not understand
what I just said? I bet even Duo got what I just said. Duo!" Sonya quickly
snapped. She turned sharply and looked at Duo. Duo quickly nodded in agreement
not daring to open his mouth. "Get it? And another thing. Heero doesn't like
you! Never has! Those this gets through the thick head of yours?" Sonya asked
as she knocked on Relena's head.
Everyone laughed. Even Heero had a smirk. Relena stood
their shock.
"He was in a relationship with Fuyu! They have a kid! Ok?
Get it! So quit your damn banshee call!" Sonya snapped and huffed.
"Come on. Lets go put away the mobile suits and get some
ice cream." Sonya said and stomped off. Relena stood there like an idiot. (A.N.
so what else is new? ^. ^ Sorry couldn't help myself.)
"Hallelujah!" Ryuu said.
"And amen." Mickey said with a huff. Then all the girls
quickly walked off to put away the mobile suits. Leaving the poor gundam pilots
with Relena.
"Oh Heero! Did you hear the way she treated me! A
princess!" Relena whined bursting into tears as she clung to Heero. Heero
tried to shake her off to go after the girls but was failing.
~*~
All five of the girls laughed in a small ice cream shop.
They each either had a bowl of ice cream of a cone.
"That was a good one Sonya. Did you see the look on her
face?" Fuyu laughed and burst into a fit of giggles.
"The look on her face was priceless!" Ryuu laughed as
she banged the table with her fist and started laughing. Mickey couldn't speak
cause she was laughing so hard. She actually had tears running down her face.
Alana had her head down on the table with her arms wrapped around it supporting
her head. They could tell she was laughing.
"I don't know what came over me. She just all of a
sudden got on my nerves." Sonya said. She took a bite of her ice cream
chuckling. Fuyu laughed as she bounced Odin who was sitting on her lap holding a
cone of vanilla ice cream. His mouth was all sticky from the ice cream but was
having a good time.
"Let Momma have a bite?" Fuyu asked looked down at Odin. He nodded and held up his cone to his mother. Fuyu licked some of the ice cream and looked at Alana.
"Hey Alana if your still alive you might want to eat your
ice cream now before it melts." Fuyu said. Alana didn't answer her.
"I'll have it!" Ryuu said as she mad a grab for the
bowl of chocolate mint ice cream. Alana's hand quickly snapped out and slammed
Ryuu's hand on the table preventing it from making a grab for her ice cream.
"Take it, die." Alana's voice said. She looked up.
Her face was red from laughing so hard. All five of the girls looked at each
other and bursted out laughing again.
"Man! I wish I had a camera. The look on her face!"
Fuyu laughed. Alana sat up straight and coughed and tightens her throat.
"Oh Heero! You must listen to my speech about peace! Heero!" Alana mimicked using Relena's voice. All of the girls laughed even harder.
"God I wonder how the guy puts up with her."
Sonya said.
"He must have real strong ears since he hasn't gone
deaf yet from all her yelling in his ear." Mickey said.
"No guys deserve that torture. Even Merian and I didn't
put Wufei through that torture when we where growing up." Ryuu said.
"No. You basically put rats or snakes in his bed and had
fun changing his hair color in the night." Alana said. Ryuu smiled.
"Yeah that was the life. Oh wait! I have pictures!"
Ryuu said! Then she pulled out a crumpled up picture.
"Take a look at this ladies!" Ryuu said as she showed
her friends the picture. All four of the girls plus Odin stared blinking at the
picture and then started laughing like crazy again.
~*~
"Damn Yuy! How the hell does she find you! Does the onna
have a tracking device on you?" Wufei demanded as all the gundam pilots took a
turn around a corner.
"No. I looked." Heero said.
"Would you shut up and keep on running! We have to lose
her!" Duo shouted.
"Oh Heeero! Wait for me!" Relena's voice shouted.
"Make it stop!" Quatre whined.
"God help us." Trowa muttered.
"Hey look!" Duo shouted pointing at something.
They all stopped and saw the five girls in a ice cream shop laughing.
"Do you think they can hide us?" Quatre asked.
"I don't care! As long as we lose the stupid onna!"
Wufei shouted. With that all five of the gundam pilots ran into the ice cream
parlor.
"Please help us!" Duo begged as he slid over to the
table where they where sitting at. All five girls and Odin stopped laughing and
stared at them surprised. Then they saw Wufei and started bursting out laughing.
"What's so funny onna's!" Wufei demanded. Ryuu held
up the photograph not able to talk. Wufei grabbed the picture and looked to see
what it was. He turned very pale at what he saw. All four of the other gundam
pilots looked to see what it was. Duo started laughing. Quatre held his hand
over his mouth trying to hold back from laughing and Heero and Trowa where
trying to hide their smiles but weren't doing to good of a job. Wufei on the
other hand looked like he was going to pop a vain.
It was a picture of Wufei around 13 or 12. He's face was
all covered with globs of make up. He's lips where a ruby red color but had so
much that they looked like clown lips. His eyebrows where drawn really, really,
really thick and his checks had so much blush on them that there where two solid
pink circles on each of his checks. His hair was the worst of all. It was tied a
lovely shade of bright neon pink. Wufei had a big frown on his face and was tied
down to a chair. A girl was standing next to him ad was laughing. She had black
hair tied in pigtails and looked about the same age.
"What the hell are you doing with this picture! I thought
I told you to throw it away!" Wufei shouted full of rage. He glared at Ryuu
who was still laughing.
"You did but you think I'd actually listen?" Ryuu
laughed.
"Heero!" Relena's voice shattered through the air.
She was very, very, close. By now all the boys where in panic. All the girls
looked at each other in a thinking look.
"Should we help them?" Alana asked.
"I don't know. I kind of like the feeling of making
them suffer." Sonya said.
"More fun!" Mickey piped.
"Huddle!" Fuyu ordered. Then the five girls plus Odin
got in a group huddle around the table whispering. Then they all broke up.
"Ok well hide you." Fuyu said. All the gundam pilots
sighed in relief.
~*~
"Heero! Where are you?" Are you here?" Relena asked
as she stepped into the ice cream parlor. She didn't see him but she saw the
five girls that were with them. Then she saw the one with aqua green hair. The
one who insulted her. Relena humped and stomped over to them They where calmly
eating their ice cream.
"Ok where is he?" Relena demanded. Fuyu looked at her
calmly.
"Who?" she asked innocently.
"You know who!" Relena shrieked. Fuyu visible winced.
"You know you don't always have to make your banshee
call to get noticed. You only have to do it after your boring speeches to wake
up everyone so it tells them it's time to go home and clean out their ears
from your stupid gibberish." Sonya said as she took a bite from her ice cream.
All four of the girls giggled. Relena looked like she was going to pop another
vain. They she heard another giggling. Then was a loud thump. She looked and saw
the little boy, Odin giggling. He looked exactly like Heero.
"Scary lady momma." Odin said. Fuyu smiled.
"Yes. Scary lady." Fuyu said.
"Is that…Heero's brother?" Relena asked.
"No." Fuyu said quickly as she started to whip ice
cream from Odin's mouth.
"You know what Sonya. I don't think she listened to
your little rant about her obsession with Heero not being available." Ryuu
said. Fuyu gave a quick glare at the red haired girl. Relena thought for a
moment then remembered. 'He was in a relationship with Fuyu! They have a
kid!' Her eyes widen and stared at the ebony haired girl.
"You mean! You take your son on your missions! He
could've been hurt during the attack!" Relena cried. Fuyu glared at her.
"I only take him on the ones I know are safe enough. I
have complete trust in my comrades and I know they'll help me look out for
Odin when I'm piloting Tenshi." Fuyu said.
"What are you doing with a child! Your only 17!" Relena
demanded. Fuyu gave a low growl in frustration.
"Well I was going into war. I was only 14 working with
Heero. We both thought 'Hey why not? We could end up dead the next day so lets
toss our virginity's out the window!' You got a problem with that?" Fuyu
asked glaring at her. Relena glared back.
"Is Odin Heero's real name?" Relena asked. Fuyu
clenched the spoon.
"What is it? Ask question day? Geez. Why should I tell
you? I made a promise with Heero not to reveal things about the past he didn't
want to remember. What if I liked the name Odin?" Fuyu demanded glaring at
her. Relena frowned.
"Well excuse me! I thought Odin was named after his
father!" Relena snapped. Fuyu's gripped on the spoon tightened for quickly
that it snapped in two. Alana gave a low whistle and slowly scooted farther back
on her chair. Ryuu and Sonya did the same while Mickey slide under the table her
eyes picked over the edge.
"Don't you dare call him Odin. Only the ones he really knows call him Odin. If you must call him his real name is Yuki Odorino. Get it? Now go! As you can see Heero isn't here." Fuyu hissed. Relena glared at Fuyu for a couple more seconds and then left without another word.
"Talk about close one." Alana muttered. Ryuu and Sonya nodded. Mickey hopped back into her chair. Ryuu sighed and kicked her kegs out.
"Ow! Damn' it onna! Watch it!" Wufei's voice snapped. Ryuu smiled.
"Oops. Sorry. Forgot you where down their." She said innocently and looked down under the table. All five of the gundam pilots where scrunched under the small table and all their limbs where tangled amongst each other. Wufei just got kicked in the butt. He glared at the Chinese girl. Ryuu flashed a grin