Part 8
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" All right we saved you from the evil queen of terror so well you leave us alone now?" Fuyu asked as she walked out of the ice cream parlor.
"As soon as you tell us all we need to know about WF then we'll leave you alone." Heero said.
"Why should I tell you?" Fuyu asked not looking back. She shifted Odin to the other side of her shoulder.
"So we can figure out how to stop them!" Heero snapped.
"Ha!" Fuyu cried.
"Fuyu! Che! Don't do this to me! You know how much I hate this!" Heero cried. He quickly walked over to Fuyu and the two yelled at each other.
"Don't you know better then to swear in front of a child? Especially a two year old!" Fuyu snapped.
"Oh come on Fuyu! The kid is two years old! I don't think he'll know what Che means!" Heero snapped.
"He may be two years old but he knows more of his native language then he does in American!" Fuyu hissed. Then the two yelled at each other in Japanese.
"Whoa. Not even Relena can get Heero to yell like that." Duo commented totally amazed as he watched to two yelling at each other.
"Yep. Fuyu can drive it out of anyone. It's a gift." Mickey said.
"A gift for her a curse for us." Trowa muttered.
"Hey!" Mickey cried. Duo snickered while the others laughed except Trowa and Wufei. They just merely shook their heads.
"Baka!"
"Onna!" yelled Heero and Fuyu. Then the two got into a glaring contest.
"Uh, guys I hope you know your acting worse then Ryuu and Alana." Sonya said.
"Hey!" the two girls cried. Fuyu and Heero humphed and turned their backs to each other.
"I don't see why she can just give the information to Heero." Quatre said.
"Because you guys already had all the fun not once but twice!
First against OZ and second against the Barton Foundation! You know your
guys can't have all the
fun! Us girls want to have fun to!" Alana yelled. Quatre fumbled.
"Sorry." He murmured.
"You consider what we went through fun?" Duo asked. All four of the girls gave him blank stares and nodded dumbly.
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All five girls plus a two year old sighed. They sat on the couch in the living room apartment they where staying in.
"What do you want to do?" Fuyu asked Sonya.
"I don't know. What do you want to do?" Sonya asked Alana. Alana shrugged.
"I don't know what do you want to do?" Alana asked to Ryuu.
"I don't know what do you want to do?" Ryuu asked to Mickey. Mickey thought for a moment.
"I want to eat the worlds largest ball of cookie dough!" Mickey piped and smiled. All four girls stared at the sandy haired girl shaking their heads.
"I wonder how many times she was dropped on the head when she was a child." Sonya muttered.
"We all do." Fuyu said. Alana, Ryuu and Odin nodded. Alana rolled
her eyes. She saw something at the corner. It was the telephone. Alana
smirked and then her
smirked grew into a big smile. All fours girls saw this.
"I don't like that smile." Mickey said.
"Something is going on in her head." Ryuu said.
"That's a first." Sonay said.
"Oh dear god help us all." Fuyu said.
"Uh oh!" Odin said. Alana turned and looked at them. She nodded her
heads towards the phone. All the girls looked at the phone then at each
other. Every single
one of them grew a big smirk on their face.
"Prank phone calls!" they all cried.
"Prank, prank!" Odin said as he clapped his hands. Alana went
over and grabbed the phone putting it in the middle of a table. The other
girls mince Sonya grabbed
chairs. Sonya ran off to grab her laptop. Sonya hooked her laptop to
the telephone and started typing.
"What are you doing with that?" Ryuu asked.
"This will be able to stop the callers from being able to trace
our phone number to where were at. First rule of phone calling is always
make sure you don't leave
any evidence to where you live." Sonya said not looking up.
"Oh course you wouldn't know that!" Alana said with a smirk. Ryuu glared at her and bonked her on the head.
"Ow!"
"Ok who should we call first?" Sonya asked.
"Oh I know!" Fuyu cried. Fuyu whispered in Alana's ear. Alana smiled
and nodded. Fuyu turned the phone to speaker and dialed a number. After
a few rings
someone picked up the phone.
"Hello, Grand Daddy's pizza. May I take your order please." Said an annoying voice.
"Uh yes. I want 50 anchovies pizzas with extra stinky cheese." Alana said mimicking Heero's voice. All the girls covered their mouths stifling their giggles.
"Ok 50 anchovies pizzas. That'll come to a total of $105.99 please. May I have your name and address please?" the pizza man replied.
"Yes my name is Heero Yuy and deliver the pizza to the Preventer's Headquarters. I'll pay you there." Alana said.
"Ok. Your order will be there in a couple of hours." The pizza man said.
"No problem." Alana said and then she hung up. All four of the girls started cracking up.
"Oh god I wish I could see his face when he sees all that pizza!" Fuyu cried.
"Thank you, thank you!" Alana said as she bowed.
"All right who's our next victim?" Fuyu asked.
"Oh! This one is a classic. It's one that Merian and I always did." Ryuu said.
"Why do I have a feeling it involves torturing Wufei?" Mickey asked.
"Cause he was the only good one that we could pick on. All right
now quiet." Ryuu said as she dialed the number on the speakerphone. Everyone
stopped talking
and waited for someone to pick up the phone.
"Hello?" Wufei's voice said on the other line.
"Hello sexy." Ryuu said trying to act all sexy and everything.
"How is this?" Wufei demanded. All the girls mince Ryuu giggled.
"Don't you remember me? It's Ivanna." Ryuu said.
"Ivanna?" Wufei asked.
"Yes, Ivanna Humpalot." Ryuu said. Mickey giggled out loud but
Alana and Sonya quickly smacked their hands over the girl's mouth stifling
her laughter. They two
where also trying hard to keep from laughing out loud. Fuyu was on
the floor crying and holding her stomach from laughing so hard.
"Ivanna Humpalot?" Wufei said confused.
"Oh yes. I know you do!" Ryuu said. A couple seconds later, "Anata!
Damn you women! Quit calling me! Ahh!" Wufei's voice cried. Then the he
hung up.
Everyone fell out of their chairs laughing except Odin. He didn't really
understand the joke but was laughing after watching his mommy and aunts
fall on the ground.
"Oh dear god! I can't wait to learn more about what you and Merian did to Wufei! I actually feel sorry for him!" Alana cried.
"You ain't seen nothing yet!" Ryuu gasped between breath. She rolled over laughing.
Soon over the next couple of hours the girls made more prank phone
calls. Some where funny as hell when the person got the joke and some not
so funny when the
person didn't. Soon they finally decided to call it quits for the day.
Fuyu plopped down on the couch looking down at Odin who was playing with his blocks.
"That was fun." Sonya commented. Everyone nodded. Then there was
a loud stomping noise outside their door. Then the door bursted open and
in stepped five
angry gundam pilots. Even Quatre looked pissed.
"What happen to you?" Ryuu asked as she looked at Wufei. He had tissues stuffed up his nose trying to stop a bloody nose.
"Some person named Ivanna Humpalot called me again after fours
years ago." Wufei said glaring at the red head. Mickey snorted and fell
off the couch giggling. All
the other girls where trying really hard to contain their laughter.
Ryuu just smiled innocently at Wufei.
"Wow really? Gee, Wufei. I knew you where a horny little bastard." Ryuu
said. All the girls started laughing at once not able to hold down their
laughter. Wufei
yelled ranting something about justice and stupid red heads. Ryuu just
smirked. Wufei stuffed more tissues up his nose trying to hold down the
blood from pouring
out his nose. He pointed at Ryuu.
"You! You!" he kept shouting pointing his finger at the girl. Ryuu gave him a confused look.
"Me? What about me?" Ryuu asked.
"Your! Your!" Wufei kept shouting.
"Wufei you know your going to have to say more then that." Ryuu said calmly.
"Ivanna Humpalot!" Wufei shouted. All the girls started laughing again. Duo smirked.
"Yes Wufei I know you do but some of us aren't like that." Ryuu said with a big smile. Wufei looked like he was going to pop a vain.
"I can understand Wufei being here but what about you four?" Alana asked.
"Somehow I got a large shipment of chicken's shipped towards my house."
Quatre said as he crossed his arms over his chest. Alana snorted trying
to hold her
laughter down.
"I also got every single Barbie doll there is delivered to my office." Trowa said. Mickey fell off the couch again giggling.
"I ended up with every volume of Dr. McGoogle's guide to finding
out whether or not if you're a guy or girl in your past life." Duo said.
Sonya hid her face behind
her hand smirking.
"I ended up with 50 anchovies pizza's delivered to my office."
Heero said coldly as he crossed his arms over his chest glaring at Fuyu.
The ebony hair girl smirked
as she picked up Odin.
"Oh look at the time. It's time for his nap!" Fuyu said and quickly left the room.
"I'll help you!" Mickey cried.
"Wait for us!" Sonya and Ryuu shouted and quickly followed the two.
"Me to! I need a nap to!" Alana said. All five boys sighed.
"Those girls…" Trowa muttered.
"Why us?" Duo asked.
"It's official. Where now in hell." Quatre said. Everyone else nodded in agreement.
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Hee, hee. So how was that? I came up with this idea on my way to school.
Plus I got the Ivanna Humpalot idea from Austin Powers the Spy who Shagged
Me.
Love that movie. ::giggles:: Anata means you, baka idiot and onna women.
As we all know thanks to Wufei. ^.^ Oh and Che mans damn. I think. Well
the people in
Sailor Moon always say 'Che' when they say damn it or something like
that! I don't know. Would anyone like to correct me? Nicely though? Pretty
please? Please
send me feed back? Pretty please? Even if they are flames. See if you
can hurt the ice queen like me! Ha! Well send them to me at: chibi_hoku@gundamwing.net