~FaerieFlit~
MY ADVICE
By: Heero Yuy
Note: This book is derived from the Show, 'Ask Heero'
My name is Heero Yuy and your going to read my goddamned book because I said so.
Heero's tip 1: Don't piss off anybody who's holding a gun.
Heero's tip 2: That means me.
Heero's tip 3: Don't touch Duo.
Heero's tip 4: He's mine.
Heero's tip 5: Beware anything called 'Peacecraft'.
Heero's tip 6: Never play a drinking game with Kurama and Hiei.
Heero's tip 7: People with green hair are weird.
Heero's tip 8: So Ferio is weird.
Heero's tip 9: Nuriko and Chiriko are so hyper it's scary.
Heero's tip 10: Shinji Ikari is prone to turning unhealthy shades of red.
Heero's tip 11: Gourry needs a haircut.
Heero's tip 12: The best way to shut Duo Maxwell up is to cram his braid into his mouth.
Heero's tip 13: Wear earplugs when around Serena.
Heero's tip 14: Trust me you don't want to live with Akane Tendo.
Heero's tip 15: Watch my goddamned show.
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Duo's note: That was just ranting and raving, Heero-kun!
Heero's note: It's my book so shut up.
Duo's note: But-
Heero's note: (pulls out gun) remember tip 1?
Duo's note: Waahhh!
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Once again, sorry for wasting your life!
(That's time, dumb-ass.)
Huh? What are you doing here? Go away- I'm trying to apologize!
(I can't. I'm stuck in your god-awful fic.)
-Grumble Grumble....- How can you be? Your my muse! You wrote this!
(Umm... no. I just willed your fingers to move over the stupid keyboard.)
holds up sign-- TWENTY AN HOUR FOR GOOD MUSE!
(Hey!)
MY ADVICE
By: Heero Yuy
Note: This book is derived from the Show, 'Ask Heero'
My name is Heero Yuy and your going to read my goddamned book because I said so.
Heero's tip 1: Don't piss off anybody who's holding a gun.
Heero's tip 2: That means me.
Heero's tip 3: Don't touch Duo.
Heero's tip 4: He's mine.
Heero's tip 5: Beware anything called 'Peacecraft'.
Heero's tip 6: Never play a drinking game with Kurama and Hiei.
Heero's tip 7: People with green hair are weird.
Heero's tip 8: So Ferio is weird.
Heero's tip 9: Nuriko and Chiriko are so hyper it's scary.
Heero's tip 10: Shinji Ikari is prone to turning unhealthy shades of red.
Heero's tip 11: Gourry needs a haircut.
Heero's tip 12: The best way to shut Duo Maxwell up is to cram his braid into his mouth.
Heero's tip 13: Wear earplugs when around Serena.
Heero's tip 14: Trust me you don't want to live with Akane Tendo.
Heero's tip 15: Watch my goddamned show.
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Duo's note: That was just ranting and raving, Heero-kun!
Heero's note: It's my book so shut up.
Duo's note: But-
Heero's note: (pulls out gun) remember tip 1?
Duo's note: Waahhh!
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Once again, sorry for wasting your life!
(That's time, dumb-ass.)
Huh? What are you doing here? Go away- I'm trying to apologize!
(I can't. I'm stuck in your god-awful fic.)
-Grumble Grumble....- How can you be? Your my muse! You wrote this!
(Umm... no. I just willed your fingers to move over the stupid keyboard.)
holds up sign-- TWENTY AN HOUR FOR GOOD MUSE!
(Hey!)