Umm.. This just clicked in my head.. I thiink it's pretty stupid but.. A thought.. --;; I don't own Zelda!
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Malon- *Brushing Epona's coat* That's a good cucco.. We'll pluck your feathers soon.. And eat you! ^_^ Wouldn't that be nice!?
Epona- ..O.O;; *Freaks out and rears*
Malon- Yes, cucco! Bring out your friends, and we'll have a FEAST!! We'll invite all of Hyrule in!! HAHAHA AND WE'LL EAT EVERY SINGLE CUCCO POSSIBLE!!
Link- YAY! No more cuccos!
Malon- *Twists head at Link*....CUCCO!!!
Link- ?!?!
Epona- *Snicker* NEEE!!
Link- Cool! Epona can talk!
Malon- *Walking toward Link* Eehehehehehehehehehe..
Epona- No, you moron, I can't talk. I'm snickering because.. MALON'S INSANE SHE'S GUNNA KILL YOUUU!!!
Link- O.O; AAAAAAH!!! *Runs*
Malon- *Chases him with a pitchfork* C'MERE LIDDLE CUCCO!!
~~~~~~Meanwhile, at the castle, in that place where you first met Zelda~~~~~
Zelda- Why am I here? The castle's supposed to be in ruins!
Snowball- --; You're there because nothing's ruined AND BECAUSE I SAID SO!!
Zelda- Aaep.. Ok.. *Twitches* I'LL RUIN IT!! *Starts smashing things* CHIRP! CHIRP!
Impa- Hey! Zelda!! Wassup..
Zelda-Chiirp.. chiirp..... AAAEEEP!!!
Impa- ?!?!
Zelda- LINK'S BEING ATTACKED BY MALON!! I SEE IT IN MY MIIIND!!!!
Impa- *Sarcastic* Oh, no! Zelda, save him!
Zelda- ...*Eyes flashing* Wuh-wuh-why?
Impa- ... Zelda? Are you ok?....
Zelda- *Nods, grabbing a spear* BUT YOU ARENT!!! CHIRP!! CHIRRP!!
Impa- AAAAAAAAAAAEEEH!!! *Runs*'
Zelda- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA C'MEEERREE IMPA!! CHHIIIIRRRP!!!
~~~~~Back at LonLon Ranch/Hyrule Field with Malon and Link~~~~~
Link- *Jumps over a wall and hides* Daaaaamn what's wrong with her?! And Epona.. WAAH SHE'S NOT NORMAL LIKE I THOUGHTED!!
Snowball- *Floating over Link* Thoughted isn't a word.
Link- Get the %^&# out of here!
Snowball- FINE!! I won't save your butt! *Flies away*
Link- Whe...ww...
Malon- *Jumps over the wall* CUUUCCO!!! I'm heeerreee!! *Pokes Link*
Link- AAEEEEAAAHH!! *Runs*
~~~~~Not far away, Impa and Zelda scenes~~~~~
Impa- GEEAAAAH!! *Running from Zelda*
Zelda- GET YOUR BUTT OVER HEREE!!!
Impa- Neve--
Link- AA--
Malon- *Skids to a halt and looks at Zelda* ..
Zelda- ..
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Impa- @_@;;
Link- x_x
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Malon- .. You gone insane, too?
Zelda- Yeah. Killin' Impa. *Slams spear in Impa's butt* What about you?
Impa- O_O;;
Malon- Yeah. Killin' Link. *Slams pitchfork on Link's butt*
Link- X_X;;
Zelda- Your work's done then.
*A car drives up..*
Mental Helper #1- Zelda. Malon. Glad to see you.
Malon- *Pulls up pitchfork* Whaddya want?!
Mental Helper #2- ?!?!
Zelda- Cuccos?
Mental Helper #1- No, we're the Mental Helpers. We've called the institution to bring some people to bring you there.
Malon- CUCCO!!!! WHO'S THE PEOPLE?!?! CUCCO!! CLOWNS?!!
Zelda- HOBOES?!?! CHIRP!!!
Mental Helper #2- Uhh, no. The cheery guys in white suits.
Malon- *Looks at Zelda*
Zelda- *Looks at Malon*
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Mental Helper #2- Wow.. They killed Link and Impa..
Malon- *Scream*
Zelda- *Scream*
Malon- CHEERY CUTE GUYS IN WHITE SPANDEX!!!!
Zelda- CHEERY HANDSOME AND.. WHITE SPANDEX!!!
Mental Helper #1- --;; This won't end good..
*The CHEERY CUTE GUYS IN WHITE SPANDEX!! come*
Cheery Cute Guy In White Spandex #1- Where're the insane chicks?
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Cheery Cute Guy In White Spandex #2- O.O THEY KILLED LINK AND IMPA?!
Malon- *Scream*
Zelda- *Scream*
C.C.G.I.W.S. #3- ?!?!
Malon- CUCCO!!
Zelda- CHIRP! CHIRP!!
C.C.G.I.W.S.#2- What the %^&$..?
Mental Helper #2- They think they're cuccos.
Mental Helper #1- We are OUT OF HERE!! *Run!*
Malon- CUCCO!! *Glomps the C.C.G.I.W.S #1*
Zelda- CHIRP! CHIRP!! *Glomps C.C.G.I.W.S #2*
Impa and Link- X_x;;
C.C.G.I.W.S. #1- Daaamn.. Get these girls to the institution RIGHT AWAAAY!!
~~~~~At ThE mEnTaL iNsTiTuTiOn~~~~~
Zelda- *Banging head on wall* CHIRP!! CHIRP!! SPANDEX!!
Malon- *Bouncing around* CUCCO!!! CUCCO!! HOT SPANDEX!!
Saria- *Sighs sadly from another room, shaking head* Those poor women.
Ruto- *Nods* Newbies.
Nabooru- WHEN DO WE GET OUT AGAIN!?! *Dolphin impression* OOR! OOR!!
Saria- *Dog* WOOF!!! WOOOOOF!!!
Ruto- LOOK AT ME!! *Flaps fins* I'M FLYING, JACK!!! YOU'RE ALL SO SMALL DOWN THERE!!
C.C.G.I.W.S #1- O.O; You realize that's the girls? What if the guys come?
C.C.G.I.W.S. #2- Let's pray Snowball doesn't get any ideas.
Zelda- CHIRP!!! CHIRRRP!! FEED ME!!
Malon- CUUUCCO!! WE'RE EATING CUUUCCCCOS!!!
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Ok.. umm.. lol that was pretty strange, huh!? I got the spandex thing off my friend.. he teases about that.. *coughs* r/r?
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Malon- *Brushing Epona's coat* That's a good cucco.. We'll pluck your feathers soon.. And eat you! ^_^ Wouldn't that be nice!?
Epona- ..O.O;; *Freaks out and rears*
Malon- Yes, cucco! Bring out your friends, and we'll have a FEAST!! We'll invite all of Hyrule in!! HAHAHA AND WE'LL EAT EVERY SINGLE CUCCO POSSIBLE!!
Link- YAY! No more cuccos!
Malon- *Twists head at Link*....CUCCO!!!
Link- ?!?!
Epona- *Snicker* NEEE!!
Link- Cool! Epona can talk!
Malon- *Walking toward Link* Eehehehehehehehehehe..
Epona- No, you moron, I can't talk. I'm snickering because.. MALON'S INSANE SHE'S GUNNA KILL YOUUU!!!
Link- O.O; AAAAAAH!!! *Runs*
Malon- *Chases him with a pitchfork* C'MERE LIDDLE CUCCO!!
~~~~~~Meanwhile, at the castle, in that place where you first met Zelda~~~~~
Zelda- Why am I here? The castle's supposed to be in ruins!
Snowball- --; You're there because nothing's ruined AND BECAUSE I SAID SO!!
Zelda- Aaep.. Ok.. *Twitches* I'LL RUIN IT!! *Starts smashing things* CHIRP! CHIRP!
Impa- Hey! Zelda!! Wassup..
Zelda-Chiirp.. chiirp..... AAAEEEP!!!
Impa- ?!?!
Zelda- LINK'S BEING ATTACKED BY MALON!! I SEE IT IN MY MIIIND!!!!
Impa- *Sarcastic* Oh, no! Zelda, save him!
Zelda- ...*Eyes flashing* Wuh-wuh-why?
Impa- ... Zelda? Are you ok?....
Zelda- *Nods, grabbing a spear* BUT YOU ARENT!!! CHIRP!! CHIRRP!!
Impa- AAAAAAAAAAAEEEH!!! *Runs*'
Zelda- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA C'MEEERREE IMPA!! CHHIIIIRRRP!!!
~~~~~Back at LonLon Ranch/Hyrule Field with Malon and Link~~~~~
Link- *Jumps over a wall and hides* Daaaaamn what's wrong with her?! And Epona.. WAAH SHE'S NOT NORMAL LIKE I THOUGHTED!!
Snowball- *Floating over Link* Thoughted isn't a word.
Link- Get the %^&# out of here!
Snowball- FINE!! I won't save your butt! *Flies away*
Link- Whe...ww...
Malon- *Jumps over the wall* CUUUCCO!!! I'm heeerreee!! *Pokes Link*
Link- AAEEEEAAAHH!! *Runs*
~~~~~Not far away, Impa and Zelda scenes~~~~~
Impa- GEEAAAAH!! *Running from Zelda*
Zelda- GET YOUR BUTT OVER HEREE!!!
Impa- Neve--
Link- AA--
Malon- *Skids to a halt and looks at Zelda* ..
Zelda- ..
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Impa- @_@;;
Link- x_x
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Malon- .. You gone insane, too?
Zelda- Yeah. Killin' Impa. *Slams spear in Impa's butt* What about you?
Impa- O_O;;
Malon- Yeah. Killin' Link. *Slams pitchfork on Link's butt*
Link- X_X;;
Zelda- Your work's done then.
*A car drives up..*
Mental Helper #1- Zelda. Malon. Glad to see you.
Malon- *Pulls up pitchfork* Whaddya want?!
Mental Helper #2- ?!?!
Zelda- Cuccos?
Mental Helper #1- No, we're the Mental Helpers. We've called the institution to bring some people to bring you there.
Malon- CUCCO!!!! WHO'S THE PEOPLE?!?! CUCCO!! CLOWNS?!!
Zelda- HOBOES?!?! CHIRP!!!
Mental Helper #2- Uhh, no. The cheery guys in white suits.
Malon- *Looks at Zelda*
Zelda- *Looks at Malon*
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Mental Helper #2- Wow.. They killed Link and Impa..
Malon- *Scream*
Zelda- *Scream*
Malon- CHEERY CUTE GUYS IN WHITE SPANDEX!!!!
Zelda- CHEERY HANDSOME AND.. WHITE SPANDEX!!!
Mental Helper #1- --;; This won't end good..
*The CHEERY CUTE GUYS IN WHITE SPANDEX!! come*
Cheery Cute Guy In White Spandex #1- Where're the insane chicks?
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Malon- ..
Zelda- ..
Cheery Cute Guy In White Spandex #2- O.O THEY KILLED LINK AND IMPA?!
Malon- *Scream*
Zelda- *Scream*
C.C.G.I.W.S. #3- ?!?!
Malon- CUCCO!!
Zelda- CHIRP! CHIRP!!
C.C.G.I.W.S.#2- What the %^&$..?
Mental Helper #2- They think they're cuccos.
Mental Helper #1- We are OUT OF HERE!! *Run!*
Malon- CUCCO!! *Glomps the C.C.G.I.W.S #1*
Zelda- CHIRP! CHIRP!! *Glomps C.C.G.I.W.S #2*
Impa and Link- X_x;;
C.C.G.I.W.S. #1- Daaamn.. Get these girls to the institution RIGHT AWAAAY!!
~~~~~At ThE mEnTaL iNsTiTuTiOn~~~~~
Zelda- *Banging head on wall* CHIRP!! CHIRP!! SPANDEX!!
Malon- *Bouncing around* CUCCO!!! CUCCO!! HOT SPANDEX!!
Saria- *Sighs sadly from another room, shaking head* Those poor women.
Ruto- *Nods* Newbies.
Nabooru- WHEN DO WE GET OUT AGAIN!?! *Dolphin impression* OOR! OOR!!
Saria- *Dog* WOOF!!! WOOOOOF!!!
Ruto- LOOK AT ME!! *Flaps fins* I'M FLYING, JACK!!! YOU'RE ALL SO SMALL DOWN THERE!!
C.C.G.I.W.S #1- O.O; You realize that's the girls? What if the guys come?
C.C.G.I.W.S. #2- Let's pray Snowball doesn't get any ideas.
Zelda- CHIRP!!! CHIRRRP!! FEED ME!!
Malon- CUUUCCO!! WE'RE EATING CUUUCCCCOS!!!
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Ok.. umm.. lol that was pretty strange, huh!? I got the spandex thing off my friend.. he teases about that.. *coughs* r/r?