FACTS OF LIFE
Episode name: Where's Westland?
Edna: Girls!! Girls!!
Jo: Yeah, Mrs. G.?
Edna: Are you all hungry for lunch?
Blair: Where would we be dining?
Edna: At Westland.
Tootie: You mean the Westland with the all male student-body?
Edna: Yes.
Nat: The Westland that the best looking guys in the world attend to?
Edna (with annoyance): Yes.
Blair: You mean the Westland with men that have exquisite tastes in fashion attend to?
Edna (angered): YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jo: You mean…No, just kiddin' Mrs. G.
Edna: Whewwwww! Let's go.
(IN CAR)
(Blair is driving)
Blair: Where is Westland, anyway?
Edna: I don't know, I thought you knew, do you know, Nat?
Nat: Know what?
Edna: Where Westland is?
Nat: No, I thought Tootie knew.
Tootie: And I thought you knew, Nat.
Blair: Well, I have an idea!
Jo: Oh, No!
Edna: By the way, Jo, do you know?
Jo: No.
Blair: If we got back to Eastland and just go west we have to eventually end up at Westland!
Edna: Hey, great idea, turn the car around!
Blair: Okay.
(BACK AT EASTLAND)
Blair: Mrs. G. which was is west?
Edna: That way (points)
Blair: Okay. ("vroomm's" the engine 3 times)
Jo: Blair, no, no don't do that you'll break the engine.
Blair: So-rry
(Car starts moving)
Nat: I think I'm gonna be carsick. (takes out a back and pukes in it)
Tootie: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gross!
Jo: Calm down Toot-ster. We have a long ways to---
Tootie: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' TOOT-STER, BEST NOT BE ME CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON'T CALL ME REGULAR, PLAIN, OLD TOOTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edna: Tootie, calm down WE'RE HE-ERE!
(IN THE CAFETERIA)
Waiter: What would you like?
Jo: (fastly) Dude, we'd like 3 pizzas, extra-cheese, hold the crust. Make sure you put extra dough on the bottom cause other wise (slowly) This will go in your face! (Holds fist up.
Waiter: O-O-okay, anything else.
Jo: NO!
Blair: Hey, look over there! GUYS COME OVER HERE!!!!
(4 students and a man walk over)
Student #1: Hi, who are you.
Blair: I'm Blair.
Tootie: I'm Tootie.
Jo: I'm Jo.
Nat: I'm Natalie.
Edna: And I'M Mrs. Garrett and we're from Eastland.
Student #2: Ooooh Eastland students!
Student #1: I'm Blake
#2: I'm Donald.
#3: I'm Joseph.
#4: I'm Nate
Man: Aaaaaaaaaand I'm Mr. Gallopter.
Blair: Hi Blake
Tootie: Hi Donald.
Jo: Hi Joseph.
Nat: Hi Nate.
Edna: Helllllllllo Mr. Gallopter. What is your phone number, we have to get going.
Gallopter: 555-0000
Edna: Thanks, LET'S GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(They all get in car and camera shows car going off)
THE END!
Episode name: Where's Westland?
Edna: Girls!! Girls!!
Jo: Yeah, Mrs. G.?
Edna: Are you all hungry for lunch?
Blair: Where would we be dining?
Edna: At Westland.
Tootie: You mean the Westland with the all male student-body?
Edna: Yes.
Nat: The Westland that the best looking guys in the world attend to?
Edna (with annoyance): Yes.
Blair: You mean the Westland with men that have exquisite tastes in fashion attend to?
Edna (angered): YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jo: You mean…No, just kiddin' Mrs. G.
Edna: Whewwwww! Let's go.
(IN CAR)
(Blair is driving)
Blair: Where is Westland, anyway?
Edna: I don't know, I thought you knew, do you know, Nat?
Nat: Know what?
Edna: Where Westland is?
Nat: No, I thought Tootie knew.
Tootie: And I thought you knew, Nat.
Blair: Well, I have an idea!
Jo: Oh, No!
Edna: By the way, Jo, do you know?
Jo: No.
Blair: If we got back to Eastland and just go west we have to eventually end up at Westland!
Edna: Hey, great idea, turn the car around!
Blair: Okay.
(BACK AT EASTLAND)
Blair: Mrs. G. which was is west?
Edna: That way (points)
Blair: Okay. ("vroomm's" the engine 3 times)
Jo: Blair, no, no don't do that you'll break the engine.
Blair: So-rry
(Car starts moving)
Nat: I think I'm gonna be carsick. (takes out a back and pukes in it)
Tootie: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gross!
Jo: Calm down Toot-ster. We have a long ways to---
Tootie: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' TOOT-STER, BEST NOT BE ME CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON'T CALL ME REGULAR, PLAIN, OLD TOOTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edna: Tootie, calm down WE'RE HE-ERE!
(IN THE CAFETERIA)
Waiter: What would you like?
Jo: (fastly) Dude, we'd like 3 pizzas, extra-cheese, hold the crust. Make sure you put extra dough on the bottom cause other wise (slowly) This will go in your face! (Holds fist up.
Waiter: O-O-okay, anything else.
Jo: NO!
Blair: Hey, look over there! GUYS COME OVER HERE!!!!
(4 students and a man walk over)
Student #1: Hi, who are you.
Blair: I'm Blair.
Tootie: I'm Tootie.
Jo: I'm Jo.
Nat: I'm Natalie.
Edna: And I'M Mrs. Garrett and we're from Eastland.
Student #2: Ooooh Eastland students!
Student #1: I'm Blake
#2: I'm Donald.
#3: I'm Joseph.
#4: I'm Nate
Man: Aaaaaaaaaand I'm Mr. Gallopter.
Blair: Hi Blake
Tootie: Hi Donald.
Jo: Hi Joseph.
Nat: Hi Nate.
Edna: Helllllllllo Mr. Gallopter. What is your phone number, we have to get going.
Gallopter: 555-0000
Edna: Thanks, LET'S GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(They all get in car and camera shows car going off)
THE END!