A Fangirl's Dream
Chapter Five
Darling! Save me!
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Disclaimer: I own nothing! Don't sue! Oh, and could you please give me a challenge in your reviews! I'd really appreciate it! My crush thought I was a guy (Masaka! These're huge (Or so I'm told)! How the hell could he think I was a boy???), and I need to be cheered up!
Wufei: You're strange, onna.
::hugs her Oniichan, and smiles psychotically:: Shut up or I'll make you play dress up.
Wufei: O.O
By the way, I can't remember the real name for the MacDougal's ship, so I'll just use the fake name, El Dorado. At least, I THINK it's fake.

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Midori sighed. Harry, like all other men, just wouldn't listen. She gave in and obligingly followed him. Might as well help the poor guy out. I guess I have a soft heart, she thought to herself.
"Where'd you park?" she humored him.
"Dystopia Dock," he replied quickly.
Dystopia? Damn! We're probably going to get mugged! (A/N: A dystopia is defined as a place where conditions are considered to be as bad a possible, whether it's real or imaginary.) Jim-chan-darling! Save me!
"Don't worry, Melfina dearest. We'll be there soon!" he said comfortingly.
"That's not what I'm worried about..." she muttered in a way so that he didn't hear her.

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Jim burst open the door of their small apartment. "Melfina! Is Midori here?"
Melfina turned to look at the young genius. "No, Jim..."
"Where the hell can she be?" he screamed as he collapsed onto the floor, tears in his eyes.
Poor Jim, Aisha thought to herself. I've never seen him so upset.
"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!" he cried, sobbing uncontrollably.

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"We're here!" Harry cried as he opened the door to the El Dorado.
"Hi, Harry," Ron said, not even looking up from his Trenchcoats Today magazine. "Did you get the right girl this time?"
"I'm sure of it! This IS Melfina!"
"Uh... Excuse m-"
"OK. I just hope nobody ends up suing us."
"Yeah. We barely have enough money for these damn docking bills."
"HEY!" Midori yelled abruptly.
"Huh?"
She clenched her fist and growled. "As you haven't noticed, I'm NOT Melfina."
"DAMN!"
"Why do you want her all of a sudden, other than your little obsession, Harry-kun?"
"Our employer told us to get her out of Gene Starwind's hands. After that, he doesn't care what we do with her."
"Another question. Why're you blind?"
"Some angry, man-hating Queen did this to me."
"I'll help you out."
"You'll help us get Melfina!" both of the brothers cried.
"NO! I'll help you get your sight back."
"Almost as good. OK," the aqua-haired man agreed.
The fangirl sweatdropped. Bakas...
"By the way, what's your name?" Ron asked, blinking.
"I'm Midori Ryuu. Jim's future wife."
Their eyes widened in surprise. "You're ENGAGED? But you're only kids!" Harry exclaimed incredulously.
"We're not engaged... yet," she explained, grinning diabolically as she plotted to herself.
"I pity Jim," Ron whispered to his brother off to the side. "He's got a psychopath for a girlfriend."
The bio-android nodded in agreement, while Midori began to laugh insanely.

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The next day, Jim clenched his teeth determinedly as the entire crew walked around town, putting up missing person posters of Midori. They had filed the police report the day before, which had almost given him a nervous breakdown.
"I won't give up. I won't give up. I won't give up," he repeated to himself.
"You OK, Jim?" Gene inquired worriedly, hearing his young friend's words.
"I'm fine," he grumbled.