The Final Test

Look, this is the ultimate crossover, now. This doesn't follow any storyline, I just crammed all of these chars together for one big, messed up adventure. Some rules of the shows/games will be broken. Please leave a review.

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Goku, Vegeta, Tien, Yamcha, Future-Trunks, Chiaotzu, Krillen, Gohan, Chi-chi, Bulma, and Piccolo fell into a heap in a white room. They scrambled to their feet.

"The hell?!?!" Vegeta swore.

SILENCE! FAILURE TO COMPLY SHALL RESULT IN SEVERE PENALTIES!

"Who are you?" Goku asked.

I AM THE ELLIMIST, YOU NEED NOT KNOW ANY MORE. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE PART OF THE FINAL BATTLE. THE FINAL TEST. SIX OF THE Z-SENSHI, SIX OF THE FINAL FANTASY IX WARRIORS, SIX OF THE YU YU HAKUSHO WARRIORS, AND SIX OF THE SUZAKU SEISHI SHALL ALL FIGHT TO THE FINISH. THE WINNERS SHALL RETURN HOME. THE LOSERS SHALL PERISH. CHOOSE YOUR SIX.

All eleven warriors gasped in shock.

"What if we refuse to fight?" Vegeta asked.

THEN, YOU PERISH NOW.

"Hey, Vegeta, maybe it's better if we just fight..." Goku began.

"Shut up, Kakarot! Did it not occur to you that this.... Ellimist... Could be bluffing?" Vegeta shot at him, Goku winced and stepped back.

BLUFFING? I CANNOT BLUFF. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DEMONSTRATE?

"Aiiiii!" Gohan cried as he was lifted up into the air, suddenly, a deep red stain seeped through his orange g i, Gohan doubled over in pain, he was lowered to the floor.

"Gohan!" Goku and Chi-chi cried out at the same time, Goku elbowed Vegeta sharply and hissed, "We're fighting, like it or not! I'm not going to let anyone else get harmed because you have an attitude problem," Vegeta was silent for a moment. Then.....

"KAKAROT! IF YOU EVER DARE TO TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!" Goku smiled and nodded, this was Vegeta's version of 'yes'.

"Alright everyone! Come here! We have to pick our six!" Goku instructed, but then stopped, he knelt down next to Gohan who was still on the floor. Goku rested a hand on his son's shoulder, "Are you okay?"

"F-fine, 'tousan.... I don't think I'll be able to fight though.... Gomen..." Gohan bowed his head, ashamed of himself. Goku plastered his 'clueless Son grin' on his face. He patted Gohan on the back.

"Don't worry! We have er.... 1..... 2.... 3...." Goku counted all of the Senshi and then thought for a moment.

"11, baka," Vegeta snorted.

"Oh! Thanks, Vegeta!" Goku said politely.

"Don't talk to me!" Vegeta snapped, snorted, then tilted his chin upwards.

"Alright, anyway, Gohan. We have 11 warriors, 10 if you can't fight. That is more than enough. We should even have leftover warriors," Goku said softly.

"Thank you, 'tousan," Gohan was grateful for such an understanding father.

"Um.... I think you should leave us humans out of it, we'll only get in the way," Yamcha suggested.

"We want to fight!" Chi-chi and Bulma cried, everyone else stared.

"B-but, Chi-chi!" Goku whined, "You don't even have a high power level! What if you get hurt?"

"If I whined every time you wanted to fight, then what would have become of the world?" Chi-chi asked.

"Um.... Chi-chi? You do whine everytime Goku wants to fight..." Krillen said slowly.

"Was I talking to you?" Chi-chi growled. Krillen sweatdropped.

"Alright! Here ya go Chi-chi!" Bulma cried as she threw a machine gun, a energy blaster, and backup ammo to Chichi. Bulma already had two blasters strapped her hips and a rather large one slung over her shoulder.

"Got it!" Chi-chi replied as she strapped them on.

"Where did you get those....?" Yamcha asked.

"They were already here," Bulma said, pointing behind her.Behind Bulma was an entire hoard of army arsenal. The Z-senshi fell over, twitching violently.

"Now," Began Chi-chi as she tied on an old army headband, "Pick the other four,"

EXCUSE ME.... I APOLOGIES TO INJURING YOUR SON... I WILL MAKE UP FOR IT WITH THIS, YOU MAY BE HORRIFIED OR PLEASANTLY SURPRISED, HOW YOU HUMANS AND SAIYANS REACT IS BEYOND ME.

With a 'thud', a tall man dressed in Saiyan armor hit the floor. He cursed loudly, "And there I was thinkin' hell was bad! Watch your back, because I'm gonna kick your ass!" Goku, Gohan, and Piccolo gasped at the voice. It could only be one person. Raditz. The Saiyan turned around.

"Hell! I'm going to be stuck with you for this stupid battle..." He glared at them for a moment and then said, "So are you bakas going to let me fight or not?"

"Umm..... Sure!" Goku said, not-too brightly, "Then it will be me, you Vegeta, Piccolo, Chi-chi, and Bulma!"

"You're going to let the Chikyuu women fight?!?!" Raditz shouted.

"Watch it!" Bulma snapped, pointing her blaster at him.

"How did I get into this....? Why couldn't he just leave me in hell?" Radtiz muttered.

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Hiei punched Kuwabara square in the face, "Baka! Don't you think we know that we're not at the arena anymore?!?!" Kuwabara jumped back up.

"You didn't have to punch me!" Kuwabara yelled. Koenma-sama blinked, then shouted.

"WOULD YOU ALL KINDLY GET OFF OF ME!!" He hollered.

"Gomen!" Yuuske said as he pushed Kuwabara, Hiei, Genkai and Kurama off of Koenma.

"Where are we?" Kurama mused.

WELCOME, PLEASE PREPARE TO ENTER THE ARENA. YOU WILL MEET THE OTHER WARRIORS SOON. A loud voice boomed.

"Who are you?!?!" Yuuske asked.

I AM THE ELLIMIST.

" Suurrree.... That explains everything!" Kuwabara said, voice dripping with sarcasm.

DO NOT CROSS ME, I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE TO KILL YOU ALL. Everyone paled.

"Kill us?" Genkai asked.

YES, NOW, PLEASE PREPARE TO ENTER THE ARENA, YOU WILL BE MEETING THE OTHER WARRIORS SOON.

"What other war-" Yuuske began but Genkai hushed him.

"Perhaps the others warriors can explain this to us, this Ellimist seems to be very powerful. He does strike me as the type that is annoyed easily," Genkai advised wisely. Yuuske nodded, then frowned, hew was he supposed to wait? His mind was exploding with unanswered questions.

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"I'm hungry!" Miaka whined. The other Sei sweatdropped.

"We just ate ten minutes ago, Miaka..." Nuriko began.

"Aiya! Ten minutes?!?! Wow! Longer than I thought!" Miaka exclaimed. More sweatdrops.

"Baka! This is not the time to eat! We have to find out where we are!" Nuriko promptly slapped Miaka.

"Gomen..." Miaka blushed slightly for her foolishness.

WELCOME, SUZAKU NO MIKO AND HER SEI. PLEASE PICK SIX WARRIORS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE BATTLE AND PREPARE TO ENTER THE ARENA TO MEET THE OTHER WARRIORS.

"Pick six warriors....?" Hotohori asked, confused.

"Battle? Other warriors? Where are we and why are we here?" Tamahome asked.

YOU WERE BROUGHT HERE FOR A TEST. A TEST OF POWER. IF YOU CAN BEAT THE WARRIORS YOU WILL SOON MEET, THEN YOU WILL BE RETURNED HOME. IF NOT, YOU PERISH HERE.

"Doesn't sound like we have much a choice, now does it?" Chichiri asked.

"Well then! I wanna fight!" Miaka announced, she was promptly whacked by Tamahome.

"Baka! Do you want to die!?!" He cried.

"Nope! I just wanna fight!" Miaka said with a smile.

"Then I'll fight too, to protect the Suzaku no Miko," Hotohori offered.

"Arigato!" Miaka sang.

"I'll have to go too, I can't let anything happen to you," Tamahome sighed.

"Well, then I'm in, won't let the guy's claim all the credit!" Nuriko said.

"But...." Tamahome began.

"You're..." Tusuki continued.

"A man..." Chichiri added.

"Too..." Hotohori finished.

"Shut up!" Nuriko snapped.

"You're all great!" Miaka sighed.

"Well, if you're all fighting, thats six, keep us out of it!" said Chiriko. Mitsukake nodded in agreement.

"H-hey! Wait a minute! I never said I was going to fight!" Chichiri objected. Chiriko and Mitsukake ignored him. Chichiri sighed in defeat.

"I'm gonna die..." The rest of the Sei laughed.

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Zidane rushed over to Dagger, "Hey, Dagger, you okay?"

"F-fine... I am just a bit shaken, please attend to the rest of our companions," Dagger said in a small voice.

"Sure, no prob, just get rid of that royal tone, will ya?" He smirked and went to check on the others. Soon, six grumbling, moaning, and complaining comrades were on their feet.

"No more airships...." Vivi mumbled, half-dazed.

"I demand to know what is going on!" Steiner cried, jumping up and down.

"The hell?!?!" Amarant cursed.

"Where are we?" Freya asked.

"Me hungry..." Quinta complained.

"Owww..." Moaned Eiko.

"You're all giving me a headache!" Zidane growled, "Anyway, while you we're all asleep, I got the following info. We are ta pick six of us ta fight in a big battle of some sort and we're supposed ta meet the people we're up against soon. This guy who runs this calls himself the 'Ellimist' or whatever. So, we in?"

"You believe this guy for what reason?" Amarant muttered.

"I dunno... But he say's we're all dead it we lose or refuse to fight. I'm not gonna lose Dagger," Zidane explained. Eiko made a rude noise, "Sorry," Zidane apologized.

"Hmph," was all he got.

"Well, I say we have the following party. Steiner, Dagger, Eiko, Vivi, Freya, and me," Zidane began.

"I'm more than happy to stay out of this," Amarant confirmed and walked away.

"Me go look for food," Quinta said as s/he wandered off.

"I guess we're stuck..." Freya sighed.

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All of the warriors heard it at the same time.

PLEASE ENTER THE ARENA THROUGH THE BLUE PORTAL. DO NOT POWER UP, USE MAGIC, OR ANY PHYSICAL ATTACKS YET. THIS IS JUST TO MEET YOUR OPPONENTS. IF ANYONE VIOLATES THIS, THEY WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.

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"Well, let's all go..." Goku said, the Z-warriors filed into the swirling blue portal before them.

"I'm scared..." Pu'ar moaned, the little cat hovered close to Yamcha.

"Don't worry, we won't lose," Yamcha said softly then stepping into the portal.

"I hope you're right," squeaked Pu'ar as she followed him.

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"Great..." Kuwabara moaned, "What if we're facing some sort of giant demons or something?!?" Hiei impatiently shoved him into the portal, "Hey! Hie-" Kuwabara disappeared. Hiei followed, then Koenma, after that Kurama. Yuuske was about to step in when he hesitated.

"Genkai... What if we don't make it?" He asked.

"Baka... Just don't lose," Genkai said in a softer voice than usual. Yuuske nodded and boldly stepped in. Genkai sighed and followed.

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"Alright! Lets go and see how tough these guys are!" Miaka whooped and rushed in.

"MIAKA!" Tamahome cried.

"Don't worry, Tama-san, she'll be fine," Nuriko said as she passed him and into the portal.

"We better get going," Hotohori instructed. The Sei nodded and followed the young emperor.

"Wait!" Tamahome cried as Hotohori was about to step into the portal after everyone else was gone.

"Hai?" Hotohori asked.

"What if we lose? Miaka...." Tamahome sighed.

"We won't lose, for Miaka's sake, we won't," Hotohori began, "For if we lose, we not only lose the Miaka we love but the future of all the Konan empire," Hotohori told Tamahome wisely.

"Now I know why you're emperor," Tamahome said, traces of a smile danced on his lips, "We better get going," The two left as well.

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"Com'on people! Whatever it is can't be worse than Kuja now, right?" Zidane tried to cheer up his party, to no avail.

"Perhaps we should make haste. We can talk about this after we meet our opponents," Dagger advised.

"The princess is wise!" Steiner agreed.

"Whatever, let's just go," Amarant grumbled.

"Yep, see ya!" Zidane said as he rushed into the portal.

"Show off," Amarant muttered as he followed, then went Quinta, after that Dagger and Freya. Eiko jumped in after that.

"Steiner?" Vivi asked.

"Yes, Master Vivi?" Steiner said as he halted.

"What if...." Vivi trailed off.

"Yes?" Steiner prompted him to continue.

"What if we don't make it? I mean, what if the Eidolons don't come or I get silenced? What if you or even me dies? What then? I mean... I don't want to die... I'm barely ten... And Eiko... She's six. Dagger and Zidane look like they'll be real happy as a couple. This could shatter our futures...." Vivi said in one breath.

"Now, now, Master Vivi. Don't worry such. We'll just give it our all and hope for the best. As long as you've done that, no one can blame you," Steiner said thoughtfully.

"A-alrighty..." Vivi began to head into the portal, "Thank you," Then he was gone too.

"I hope I am right...."

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I'm not sure if I'm going to continue this or not.... If you have any questions, leave it in your review or e-mail me at Tobias211@hotmail.com. If you leave it in the review, give me your e-mail as well so I can reply.