Dear Santa,
Hullo! I'm sure you have heard the rumors. I did nothing wrong. I swear on my British heritage! I also am not going out with Mia. I dunno where people got that? We're just friends. Got it? F R I E N D S! I guess I should explain myself with the Sage incident. It all started a month ago. I was busy in the kitchen cooking. Innocently cooking. That's when the trouble started. Now I have a pet fish named snookums. Don't ask about the name. I lost a bet. I loved that fish. Anyway I told Sage to go feed snookums. He fed him all right. He over fed him. Snookums died!! I didn't know it. Sage felt that he had to hide it. So when I wasn't looking, he put the fish in the soup that I was making. In the end, I..I ate snookums. My fish buddy. My amigo. That's when Mia decided to help me. She did the rest, and you know the rest. Could you get me a new snookums? Please, I don't think I can go on. I ate my own fish. Do you know how sad that makes me? I have never eaten a fish in my entire life. I think I'm going to cry. Goodbye Santa. Merry Christmas. I want my Snookums.
Cheerio,
Cye
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I finally updated. This one was short and sweet. I hope you like it. There will be three more parts of this fic. Mia, Ulie, and someone who shall not be named. I wonder who it is. Anyway the next chapter will be coming soon.