We now continue, Bigger Tifa.
Tifa: I have to get to the docter's for bigger jugs!
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Cloud finally got back home, everyone had finished eating and Aeris had washed the dishes.
Cloud: I ran into Tifa on my walk.
Aeris: Really? What was she doing out there?
Cloud: I dunno, probably smoking a joint or trying to get some kids to.
Aeris: No, all her marajuana is in her cupboard.
Cloud: You actually went into her room?
Aeris: Well, I tryed to stay on Barret's side most of the time...Tifa's side had all these pictures of you on the wall.
Cloud: Really? I wonder why?
They pondered for a moment then Aeris looked at her watch.
Aeris: Oh, time to feed Yuffie!
Cloud: Oh yeah, go ahead. Lemme help, she might try to bite off your hand again.
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Tifa jumped into the docter's office.
Docter: Tifa? What are you doing...you don't have an appointment!
Tifa: I know but, it's an emergency!
Docter: Oh, it's about your boobs, isn't it?
Tifa: Yes! They need to be enlargend!
Docter: Uh-huh...what size this time?
Tifa: Triple Z's
Docter: T-t-t-triple Z-z's?
Tifa: Yep you heard right...
Docter: Alright! We need 1000 surgeons...NOW!
Nurse: But most of them are working on heart surgery!
Docter: I don't care! This is more important than any heart!
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Yuffie: MATERIA, MATERIA, MATERIA!
Cloud: YUFFIE! Stop biting my fingers!
Yuffie looked at Cloud's crotch.
Yuffie: MATERIA!
Aeris: Alright I'm getting the gun!
Aeris takes out a tranq gun and shoots Yuffie.
Aeris: All better!
Cloud: Ya know, It gets me real hot when you act all tough like that.
Aeris smiled.
Aeris: Should we? Here and now?
Cloud: YES!
Aeris: OH CLOUD!
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The Docters looked way up high.
Docter #548: I think I can see the top...
Docter #990: Nope, that's just a seagull.
Tifa: Am I ready?
Docter: Oh yeah...HEY! GEORGE! GET DOWN FROM THERE!
Tifa: Oh, it's alright.
Tifa walked out of the room and out the front door.
Docter #2: Those are some big boobs walking down da street.
Docter #444: Hey! She didn't pay!
Docter: No but, we had quite a time while she was knocked out! If ya know what I mean!
Docter #712: Do you think she'll notice?
Docter: No, we were wearing rubbers.
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Cloud got up, sweating.
Cloud: Whoa...Aeris, your underwear is comfortable.
Aeris: Geez......now I see why guys always have wedgies.
There was a knock on the door.
Aeris: Cloud, can you get that?
Cloud: Sure.
Cloud walked up to the living room and opened the door.
Cloud: Hell....ooo...whoa-wh-who-wha!
Tifa: Hi Cloud! Do you like the new me?!
Cloud: Uhba-uhba-uhba-uhba...
Tifa: Oh, your speechless! I can fix that!
Then Tifa picked up Cloud and threw him in the front yard.
Tifa: It's fun time!
Cloud: Uhba-uhba-uhba