Aeris: Not-so-fast!
Barret: Mojo-jojo!
Aeris stared ar Barret.
Aeris: Mojo jojo?
Barret: Sorry, it's that gosh dang cartoon network!
Aeris: Gosh dang?
Barret: I'm trying to cut down on my swearing.
Aeris: Yyyyyeah, whatever. Stop right there TIFA!
Tifa: Never! Besides, I'm in mid-air!
Aeris grabbed Barret.
Aeris: C'mon!
Aeris and Barret jumped under Tifa and tried with all their power to hold her up.
Barret: Her boobs are too heavy! I can't hold them up much longer!
Aeris: We need a miracle!
Just then Sephiroth walked into the yard.
Sephiroth: Oh...my pizza hurts...
Aeris turned to Barret.
Aeris: It'll have to do.
Barret & Aeris: SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: What? You're playing the tackle game without me?! BUNZAI!
Sephiroth tackled Tifa off of Aeris and Barret.
Tifa: You idiot!
Sephiroth: Hey! That's a foul!
Cloud: Uhba Uhba Uhba...
Barret picked up Cloud.
Aeris: Don't worry, Cloud, we'll get you out of here!
They got inside and watched Sephiroth tackle with Tifa.
Aeris: We can't just leave him out there! He'll be crushed!
Cloud: So?
Aeris: CLOUD!
Cloud: Sorry...
Barret: Wait! I have an idea!
Barret put his gun-arm on.
Cloud: You sure you wanna use that? You might be a little rusty.
Barret: African-americans never forget!
Barret jumped out the door and shot at Tifa's boobs.
Barret: DIE!!!
To Barret's surprise, the bullets did no effect so he jumped back inside.
Barret: It didn't work!
Cloud: Wait!
Aeris: No way Cloud, it's too cruel!
Cloud: Not for Tifa it isn't!
Cloud walked outside with the Buster Sword in his hands.
Cloud: Oh Tifa!
Tifa: Huh! CLOUD!
Tifa ran to Cloud and jumped.
Barret: Uh-oh, here it comes! I can't watch!
Cloud held his sword high up and used Omnislash.
Cloud: COWABUNGA!
Tifa's extra boob size flew everywhere.
Tifa: NO!! Now Cloud doesn't like me anymore! *cries!*
Sephiroth: Hey! We're not done playing yet!
Then Sephiroth grabbed onto Tifa.
Sephiroth: Cheesecake!
Tifa: Get offa me you buffoon!
Aeris, Barret and Cloud smiled at each other.
A,B,C: Oh, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Marble?
A,B,C: Go home!
Tifa: Uh-oh...
Sephiroth: WAHHHHHHHHH!!! WHOA!!!
Tifa: WHOOOAAA!!! CURSE YOU AERIS!
Tifa's voice slowly faded away.
All of a sudden, a large crowd of people and people with camcorders came.
Announcer: So, you defeated Tifa's evil giant boobies! What are you gonna do now?
Cloud: I'm gonna go home, and have sex with my wife!
Then Cloud turned around and the screen froze.
BUM BUM bum bum bum BUM!
The Strifes and the Wallaces,
they live together,
in their humble home,
but this is where their annoying neighbor,
SEPHIROTH,
comes to roam.
When they say,
"GO HOME SEPHIROTH!"
then he crys.
They all hope he falls off a cliff and diiiiiiiiiiiieeesss!