My first try at real comdey/paraody. Heh...probably not very funny...oh well. On with the story.
~~IN THE FOREST~~
Harry looked at the letter in his hands. It read:
DEAR MISTER HARRY POTTER,
YOUR MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO EXECPT IT, IS TO GET PROFESSOR SEVERUS SNAPE TO WASH HIS HAIR. THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
Harry looked at the paper. Re-reading the last line he threw the paper into the air and walked off. There was a large BOOM and then shout of 'What the Hell? Where are you? Who threw that at me?' Harry put on a pair of sunglasses and an image appeared.
"Yes, Agent Potter?" A voice said.
"I agree to my mission," Harry said.
"Good luck." Harry took the glasses off and ran to the nearest Wal-Mart to buy some Herbal Essences, not thinking to borrow Hermione's.
Harry ran back into the Common room of Gryffindor Tower his arms full of sweet smelling daffodil shampoo and rose-scented conditioner.
"What are you doing with all that hair STUFF?" Ron asked Harry as he ran by.
"I WILL make Snape wash his hair!!" Harry yelled.
The Common Room burst into applause. Harry ran off to get some sleep.
~~THE NEXT MORNING~~
Harry and the Gryfinndor's walked into potions. Earlier Harry had mixed the conditioner and shampoo together and put some of it in a bottle. The bottle was now in his bag.
"Today," Professor Snape hissed, "we will work on making some Miracle Grow." A few kids in the class gave him funny looks. "You actually tought Muggles made that stuff! 7000 points from every house EXCEPT Slytherin for being stupid little gits."
"Biased bastard," Hermione said under her breath. Ron and Harry started at her with HUGE eyes. "What?!? He is."
"True, very true," Ron muttered. All of the sudden Harry stood up on his chair. He pulled out the bottle of shampoo/conditioner.
"Snape, we are sick of your unfair, biased way of running your classes! If you don't try to start being fair I will use this shampoo/conditioner mix on you!!!!!!!" Harry yelled. Everyone turned, looked at him, and either laughed like an idiot or cheered. Snape looked at the bottle and started to back away.
"No!! ANYTHING but soap!!!" Snape started to looked around for a way out, but the door was being blocked by Hermione. Harry walked towards Snape. Snape started hissing at the bottle of soap.
"That's odd," Hermione said, "when did Snape turn into a cat?"
"Hermione, did you just try and make a joke?!?!" Harry said and dropped the shampoo/conditioner on Snape's head. Snape then exploded. Harry ran to Hermione. "I love you! I couldn't tell you because you didn't ever make a joke."
"Why does making a joke matter?" Ron and Hermione said at the same time.
"I dunno..that's just how these things work."
"Ohhhhh..... I grok," Ron said, "whoops. Wrong book. (AN: Grok is a term used in Stranger in a Strange Land It means lotsa things like 'understand')" All of the sudden the entire building exploded.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I love the polyjuice potion," Snape said. He started giggling. "Oh my God! They killed Trewlaney!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Snape ran off.
"Oh damn...," Harry said. "I failed my mission." Hermione started jumping around.
"Ding dong the bitch is dead!!!!!" Hermione sung. Harry and Ron looked at her funny.
"Eh...whatever," Harry said, "The End!"
"Okay........" Ron said.
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That was really stupid. Oh well. =D R&R all flames are donated to The House Elf Fire Tenders
~~IN THE FOREST~~
Harry looked at the letter in his hands. It read:
DEAR MISTER HARRY POTTER,
YOUR MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO EXECPT IT, IS TO GET PROFESSOR SEVERUS SNAPE TO WASH HIS HAIR. THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
Harry looked at the paper. Re-reading the last line he threw the paper into the air and walked off. There was a large BOOM and then shout of 'What the Hell? Where are you? Who threw that at me?' Harry put on a pair of sunglasses and an image appeared.
"Yes, Agent Potter?" A voice said.
"I agree to my mission," Harry said.
"Good luck." Harry took the glasses off and ran to the nearest Wal-Mart to buy some Herbal Essences, not thinking to borrow Hermione's.
Harry ran back into the Common room of Gryffindor Tower his arms full of sweet smelling daffodil shampoo and rose-scented conditioner.
"What are you doing with all that hair STUFF?" Ron asked Harry as he ran by.
"I WILL make Snape wash his hair!!" Harry yelled.
The Common Room burst into applause. Harry ran off to get some sleep.
~~THE NEXT MORNING~~
Harry and the Gryfinndor's walked into potions. Earlier Harry had mixed the conditioner and shampoo together and put some of it in a bottle. The bottle was now in his bag.
"Today," Professor Snape hissed, "we will work on making some Miracle Grow." A few kids in the class gave him funny looks. "You actually tought Muggles made that stuff! 7000 points from every house EXCEPT Slytherin for being stupid little gits."
"Biased bastard," Hermione said under her breath. Ron and Harry started at her with HUGE eyes. "What?!? He is."
"True, very true," Ron muttered. All of the sudden Harry stood up on his chair. He pulled out the bottle of shampoo/conditioner.
"Snape, we are sick of your unfair, biased way of running your classes! If you don't try to start being fair I will use this shampoo/conditioner mix on you!!!!!!!" Harry yelled. Everyone turned, looked at him, and either laughed like an idiot or cheered. Snape looked at the bottle and started to back away.
"No!! ANYTHING but soap!!!" Snape started to looked around for a way out, but the door was being blocked by Hermione. Harry walked towards Snape. Snape started hissing at the bottle of soap.
"That's odd," Hermione said, "when did Snape turn into a cat?"
"Hermione, did you just try and make a joke?!?!" Harry said and dropped the shampoo/conditioner on Snape's head. Snape then exploded. Harry ran to Hermione. "I love you! I couldn't tell you because you didn't ever make a joke."
"Why does making a joke matter?" Ron and Hermione said at the same time.
"I dunno..that's just how these things work."
"Ohhhhh..... I grok," Ron said, "whoops. Wrong book. (AN: Grok is a term used in Stranger in a Strange Land It means lotsa things like 'understand')" All of the sudden the entire building exploded.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I love the polyjuice potion," Snape said. He started giggling. "Oh my God! They killed Trewlaney!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Snape ran off.
"Oh damn...," Harry said. "I failed my mission." Hermione started jumping around.
"Ding dong the bitch is dead!!!!!" Hermione sung. Harry and Ron looked at her funny.
"Eh...whatever," Harry said, "The End!"
"Okay........" Ron said.
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That was really stupid. Oh well. =D R&R all flames are donated to The House Elf Fire Tenders