The Donut Trilogy

Part Three: Consumption through Love
::wink, wink::



Leia paid no heed to the tiny cry she supposedly heard from the pink box. "Oh Luke, how sweet of you to bring me these delicious donuts" she told Luke as she plucked poor Han out of the box, as he had a scared about-to-cry look on his face.

"Oh it was nothing. I gave up just 4 min. of Jedi training to bring thee such a succulent snack" said Luke with a gleeful grin on his face as Han neared Leia's mouth.

"Oh God, please let her see me...being consumed by my own LOVE INTEREST!". Just as Leia was about to consume poor Han she paused. "I wonder where Han is; he was supposed to go buy us milk" she sad as she shoved Han into her mouth".

Han then let out a blood-curdling scream as he was drowned in Leia's thick saliva and mashed by her molars. Luke tried to contain himself from letting out a psychotic laugh but failed sending Leia backing away frightened as she swallowed Han.

"What's going on Luke??" she asked with donut crumbs on her chin. Luke pointed to Leia's chin, "Look, it's remnants of your lover!!!!" he said in a malevolent tone
"What do you mean?" asked Leia as she dabbed her chin oh- so-lightly with a napkin. "You have just eaten the pilot of the Millennium Falcon and as we speak, he is floating around in your digestive tract," said Luke bursting out in another psychotic laugh.

"YOU HORRIBLE JEDI SHRIMP!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO POOR HAN!!!!!!" said Leia as she flew through the air and leapt at Luke's light saber.

"NOW Leia...." But she cut him off...literally...in two. "So much for that Jedi shrimp, now I have sudden urge to use the ladies room" said Leia as she sprinted toward the toilet!.

Meanwhile, in Leia's body. "Oh, look an ovary. Time to have a little carnival.

Oh, ya old scoundrel you've done it again", as Han swam up Leia's Fallopian tube and with a narrow-eyed grin dove into Leia's ovaries.



9 months later....



"YOU HAVE TWINS YOUR HIGHNESS!!!," said the medic. "How did this happen!!! I never had relations! All I did was eat Han..."
"Oh Force......"


THE END