FINAL FANTASY FORGOTTEN SPIRITS
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with squaresoft or Final Fantasy 7
One blissful evening, Tifa became pregnant with Cloud, and so this moment of joy Cloud's son would become leader of AVALANCE
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: What?
Cloud: Your....yo....your....preg....pr....pre...
Tifa: Pregnant?
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Sigh
Vincent: Hey dudes, what's happenin?
Tifa: I'm pregnant
Vincent: Your what?
Tifa: Pregnant!
Vincent: Wispers to Tifa Is the time when we got really drunk at Junon when Cloud saved that girl and...you..know...we.....
Tifa: Whispers back Oh no no no no, this is with Cloud!
Vincent: That's O.K!
Tifa: I'm away for a drink!
Cloud: But you own a bar right here!
Tifa: I said I'M AWAY FOR A DRINK!!!!
Cloud: I didn't know they mood swings happen so quickly!
Tifa: Walks out and closes door Ahhhhhh....
Wind picks up quickly and keeps near Tifa
Tifa: What on earth?
???: I am the forgotten spirit that you well...um....have forgotten about!
Tifa: Well DUH!
???: What do you mean "DUH"?
Tifa: We all know it's you Aeris!
Aeris: Oh well then! Listen I have to tell you that you must get rid of that baby as soon as it is born and leave it at the forgotten city!
Tifa: So you and sephy can have it?
Aeris: Yes so that me and .......HEY, I would never do that and how did you know that me and sephy I mean Sephiroth are going out?
Tifa: Cause you have always been alive but just always appeared in spiritual form for some unknown reason!
Aeris: Well yes, but how did you know about Sephiroth?
Tifa: No reason! Hides porno tapes labelled "Sephy Dreams"
Aeris: Well anyway, you must leave the baby or Shinra will take it and corrupt it into a evil person!
Tifa: Yeah! Sure! RUFUS IS DEAD!!!!
Some where in a pile of ruble
Rufus: I LIVE!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I wonder if they still make that shampoo I like?
Back to Tifa and Aeris
Tifa: Look it's my baby and I'll do what I want with it!
Aeris: Eeeewww, Tifa, I never knew you were that type of person!
Tifa: I'm not going to do that, just keep it with me!
Aeris : Ohhhhh!
Tifa: Well bye!
Tifa walks into the bar
Nine months later
Doctor: Push Tifa, Push, Push, Push....
Tifa: I AM PUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor: Yikes!
Cloud: Don't worry Doc I'll take over!
Cloud: C'mon Tif, your going to get through this c'mon that's it!
Cid: I can see it's finger!
Yuffie: That's no finger that's a....
Somewhere in a park
Man: Wiener, get your wieners right here!
Back in the hospital
Cloud: Look it's head!
Vincent: It's hands!
Yuffie: It's feet!
Cid: It's a baby!
Cait Sith: A baby with LOTS OF SPIKEY HAIR? WHA???
Cloud: A cutey wutey wittle baby, cuchi cuchi co!
Everyone stares at Cloud
Cloud: What?
Well that's the end of the first chapter if I get more than 10 reviews I'll write more I know it's a bit crud but the rest will be better so hurry up and review I'll direct you
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with squaresoft or Final Fantasy 7
One blissful evening, Tifa became pregnant with Cloud, and so this moment of joy Cloud's son would become leader of AVALANCE
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: What?
Cloud: Your....yo....your....preg....pr....pre...
Tifa: Pregnant?
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Sigh
Vincent: Hey dudes, what's happenin?
Tifa: I'm pregnant
Vincent: Your what?
Tifa: Pregnant!
Vincent: Wispers to Tifa Is the time when we got really drunk at Junon when Cloud saved that girl and...you..know...we.....
Tifa: Whispers back Oh no no no no, this is with Cloud!
Vincent: That's O.K!
Tifa: I'm away for a drink!
Cloud: But you own a bar right here!
Tifa: I said I'M AWAY FOR A DRINK!!!!
Cloud: I didn't know they mood swings happen so quickly!
Tifa: Walks out and closes door Ahhhhhh....
Wind picks up quickly and keeps near Tifa
Tifa: What on earth?
???: I am the forgotten spirit that you well...um....have forgotten about!
Tifa: Well DUH!
???: What do you mean "DUH"?
Tifa: We all know it's you Aeris!
Aeris: Oh well then! Listen I have to tell you that you must get rid of that baby as soon as it is born and leave it at the forgotten city!
Tifa: So you and sephy can have it?
Aeris: Yes so that me and .......HEY, I would never do that and how did you know that me and sephy I mean Sephiroth are going out?
Tifa: Cause you have always been alive but just always appeared in spiritual form for some unknown reason!
Aeris: Well yes, but how did you know about Sephiroth?
Tifa: No reason! Hides porno tapes labelled "Sephy Dreams"
Aeris: Well anyway, you must leave the baby or Shinra will take it and corrupt it into a evil person!
Tifa: Yeah! Sure! RUFUS IS DEAD!!!!
Some where in a pile of ruble
Rufus: I LIVE!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I wonder if they still make that shampoo I like?
Back to Tifa and Aeris
Tifa: Look it's my baby and I'll do what I want with it!
Aeris: Eeeewww, Tifa, I never knew you were that type of person!
Tifa: I'm not going to do that, just keep it with me!
Aeris : Ohhhhh!
Tifa: Well bye!
Tifa walks into the bar
Nine months later
Doctor: Push Tifa, Push, Push, Push....
Tifa: I AM PUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor: Yikes!
Cloud: Don't worry Doc I'll take over!
Cloud: C'mon Tif, your going to get through this c'mon that's it!
Cid: I can see it's finger!
Yuffie: That's no finger that's a....
Somewhere in a park
Man: Wiener, get your wieners right here!
Back in the hospital
Cloud: Look it's head!
Vincent: It's hands!
Yuffie: It's feet!
Cid: It's a baby!
Cait Sith: A baby with LOTS OF SPIKEY HAIR? WHA???
Cloud: A cutey wutey wittle baby, cuchi cuchi co!
Everyone stares at Cloud
Cloud: What?
Well that's the end of the first chapter if I get more than 10 reviews I'll write more I know it's a bit crud but the rest will be better so hurry up and review I'll direct you
I
I
I
V
I
I
I
V There you go NOW REVIEW!!!!!!!