FORGOTTEN SPIRITS
Few months after Tifa had her baby
Tifa: Oh ello Sephy Wephy!
Cloud: Why'd we call her baby Seph?
Tifa: Cause I like Sephiroth's name and besides isn't he one of your best friends?
Cloud: Well I suppose!
Tifa: See!
Red XIII walks in
Red: The hypotenuse of a right angled triangle is equal to square root of the other two sides!
Cloud/Tifa: Wha??????
Red: Nothing!
Cloud: More catnip?
Red: No thanks, every piece of catnip you take takes 5 secs off your life or is that cigerattes?
Cid: IT'S DAMN WELL CATNIP!!!
Red: In a high pitched voice O.K
Meanwhile outside
Rufus: Now that I live I'll take control of that house over there, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cloud: There's a knock on the door I'll get it!
DUNN DUNN DUNNNN
Tifa: Weird!
Cid: What is?
Tifa: Where does that music come from?
Cid: Beats me! drops cig what lights one of his dynamite's whoops throws it outside
Man beside stereo: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! BOOM All I wanted to do was put in music I get here at 7:00am and I'll be lucky if I get out of here at 6:00pm!WWAAAHHH! dies
Tifa: What the hell was that!
Cid: Stupid author just addin stuff to make it longer!
Cid suddenly appears in bra and panties
Cid: AARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
Warrior (me): What was that Cid?
Cid: Nothin!
Warrior: Anyone else want to mess?
All: No!
Warrior: That's better, now on with the fic!
Cloud opens door
Cloud: It's YOU!
??: Yes it's me!
Cloud: YES YES YES! The pizza man is here!
pizza man gives Cloud pizzas and Cloud gives him money
Cloud: FOOD EVERYONE!!
Another knock on door
Cloud: Hang on
Cloud: Oh it's you Rufus!
Rufus: Didn't you know I have come back from the dead?
Cloud: So?
Rufus: I laughed in the face of fear, I tickled the armpits of terror!
Cloud: Your point?
Rufus: My point is that I'm back and badder than ever!
Cloud: Good point! Draws Sword AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rufus: Draws Shotgun AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Tifa: STOP! Not in front of the baby!
Cloud: O.K!
Rufus: Baby?
Tifa: Yes, me and Cloud had a baby and called it Seph! Holds up baby that looks like a really young cute Cloud
Rufus: Ohhhh To himself YES YES YES! I'll kidnap the baby and use it for my own needs!
Reader: Eeeeewwww!
Rufus: NOT THOSE KIND OF NEEDS!!!!!
Cloud: Who you talkin to?
Rufus: No one!
Cloud: Oh well, do you want to stay for pizza?
Rufus: Yes, O.K MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Tifa: Why you laughing?
Rufus: No reason!
Has what Aeris said coming true? Just wait for the next chapters and you'll find out! But for now review this story!
Few months after Tifa had her baby
Tifa: Oh ello Sephy Wephy!
Cloud: Why'd we call her baby Seph?
Tifa: Cause I like Sephiroth's name and besides isn't he one of your best friends?
Cloud: Well I suppose!
Tifa: See!
Red XIII walks in
Red: The hypotenuse of a right angled triangle is equal to square root of the other two sides!
Cloud/Tifa: Wha??????
Red: Nothing!
Cloud: More catnip?
Red: No thanks, every piece of catnip you take takes 5 secs off your life or is that cigerattes?
Cid: IT'S DAMN WELL CATNIP!!!
Red: In a high pitched voice O.K
Meanwhile outside
Rufus: Now that I live I'll take control of that house over there, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cloud: There's a knock on the door I'll get it!
DUNN DUNN DUNNNN
Tifa: Weird!
Cid: What is?
Tifa: Where does that music come from?
Cid: Beats me! drops cig what lights one of his dynamite's whoops throws it outside
Man beside stereo: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! BOOM All I wanted to do was put in music I get here at 7:00am and I'll be lucky if I get out of here at 6:00pm!WWAAAHHH! dies
Tifa: What the hell was that!
Cid: Stupid author just addin stuff to make it longer!
Cid suddenly appears in bra and panties
Cid: AARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
Warrior (me): What was that Cid?
Cid: Nothin!
Warrior: Anyone else want to mess?
All: No!
Warrior: That's better, now on with the fic!
Cloud opens door
Cloud: It's YOU!
??: Yes it's me!
Cloud: YES YES YES! The pizza man is here!
pizza man gives Cloud pizzas and Cloud gives him money
Cloud: FOOD EVERYONE!!
Another knock on door
Cloud: Hang on
Cloud: Oh it's you Rufus!
Rufus: Didn't you know I have come back from the dead?
Cloud: So?
Rufus: I laughed in the face of fear, I tickled the armpits of terror!
Cloud: Your point?
Rufus: My point is that I'm back and badder than ever!
Cloud: Good point! Draws Sword AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rufus: Draws Shotgun AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Tifa: STOP! Not in front of the baby!
Cloud: O.K!
Rufus: Baby?
Tifa: Yes, me and Cloud had a baby and called it Seph! Holds up baby that looks like a really young cute Cloud
Rufus: Ohhhh To himself YES YES YES! I'll kidnap the baby and use it for my own needs!
Reader: Eeeeewwww!
Rufus: NOT THOSE KIND OF NEEDS!!!!!
Cloud: Who you talkin to?
Rufus: No one!
Cloud: Oh well, do you want to stay for pizza?
Rufus: Yes, O.K MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Tifa: Why you laughing?
Rufus: No reason!
Has what Aeris said coming true? Just wait for the next chapters and you'll find out! But for now review this story!