FORGOTTEN SPIRITS
At dinner
Rufus: Munching You munch know munch that I nearly had a baby myself once! munch
Everyone starts laughing
Cloud: That's a good one!
Rufus: What?
Barret: That's one o' the best damn jokes I've heard in ma life?
Rufus: Shrugging I'll get the drinks!
Rufus walks to the kitchen
Rufus: Heh heh heh, Once I'll slip this in the drinks they'll be sleeping like babies!
Reader: Why not poison them?
Rufus: Cause, this, this is the way bad guys think, now just SHUT UP!!!
Cloud: from the dining room Sometin up?
Rufus: Oh nothing. Here's your drinks!
Cloud: Bottoms up!
Yuffie: Why are you not drinking your juice and why are you laugh…laugh…..ing .. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Rufus: Heh heh now for the baby!
Sephiroth: I'm away to Cloud's for dinner!
Aeris: O.k!
Sephiroth: I might be stayin over!
Aeris: Got your clean under wear?
Sephiroth: Yes!
Aeris: Tooth brush?
Sephiroth: Yes!
Aeris: Remember kids dental hygiene is VERY IMPORTANT! Want to see little billy grow up not believing this?
Sephiroth: Oh no, God no, Please anything but that! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris shows a very gruesome video about a kid growing with half his teeth missing and the other half looking very dirty and poisonous
Aeris: Bye Sephy! Sephy?
Sephiroth is hiding behind a couch wimpering
Aeris: Oh there there!
Meanwhile in Cloud's house
Rufus: Hello Seph!
Seph: Mmmmm..Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Rufus: Shut up you little brat and go back to sleep!
Seph looks at Rufus and pulls out a mini-Ultima Sword
Rufus: Oh what a nice toy!
Seph smiles evilly and performs a mini-omnislash
Rufus: In very torn clothes Well that went well Falls and faints
Sephiroth walks in
Sephiroth: What's Rufus doin here? Oh well Picks Rufus up and tosses him out the window Why's everyone sleeping?
Well that sure gave Rufus a shock he'll never forget! Wait for the next chapter to find out what happens!
P.S
And review
At dinner
Rufus: Munching You munch know munch that I nearly had a baby myself once! munch
Everyone starts laughing
Cloud: That's a good one!
Rufus: What?
Barret: That's one o' the best damn jokes I've heard in ma life?
Rufus: Shrugging I'll get the drinks!
Rufus walks to the kitchen
Rufus: Heh heh heh, Once I'll slip this in the drinks they'll be sleeping like babies!
Reader: Why not poison them?
Rufus: Cause, this, this is the way bad guys think, now just SHUT UP!!!
Cloud: from the dining room Sometin up?
Rufus: Oh nothing. Here's your drinks!
Cloud: Bottoms up!
Yuffie: Why are you not drinking your juice and why are you laugh…laugh…..ing .. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Rufus: Heh heh now for the baby!
Sephiroth: I'm away to Cloud's for dinner!
Aeris: O.k!
Sephiroth: I might be stayin over!
Aeris: Got your clean under wear?
Sephiroth: Yes!
Aeris: Tooth brush?
Sephiroth: Yes!
Aeris: Remember kids dental hygiene is VERY IMPORTANT! Want to see little billy grow up not believing this?
Sephiroth: Oh no, God no, Please anything but that! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris shows a very gruesome video about a kid growing with half his teeth missing and the other half looking very dirty and poisonous
Aeris: Bye Sephy! Sephy?
Sephiroth is hiding behind a couch wimpering
Aeris: Oh there there!
Meanwhile in Cloud's house
Rufus: Hello Seph!
Seph: Mmmmm..Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Rufus: Shut up you little brat and go back to sleep!
Seph looks at Rufus and pulls out a mini-Ultima Sword
Rufus: Oh what a nice toy!
Seph smiles evilly and performs a mini-omnislash
Rufus: In very torn clothes Well that went well Falls and faints
Sephiroth walks in
Sephiroth: What's Rufus doin here? Oh well Picks Rufus up and tosses him out the window Why's everyone sleeping?
Well that sure gave Rufus a shock he'll never forget! Wait for the next chapter to find out what happens!
P.S
And review