Disclaimer: I don't own the beach boys, I don't own Fred, or George, or Percy, or Dudley....erm...or any of JKRs wonderful creations.

Author's note: It's been awhile that I've had the chorus to this in my head, but I was too lazy to write the words till after school was out. Thankies to Jen for sitting patiently while I wrote this. Erm...enjoy



FunFunFun- as sung by Fred and George Weasley


Dudley got down on the floor
And he's choking and he can't even stand now
Seems he forgot all about the ten warnings
He got from his old man now
And with a little floo powder
We go home just as fast as we can now

And we'll have fun fun fun
'Til our mommy takes the toffees away
(Fun fun fun 'til our mommy takes the toffees)

Well we all run hide from her
'Cause she walks, looks and yells like a banshee
(yells like a banshee, she yells like a banshee)
We hear her wailin' on dad as she slams all the doors in the pantry
(doors in the pantry, the doors in the pantry)
And we hope she doesn't catch us
Or she'll send us off to some foreign chantry
(a foreign chantry, foreign chantry)

But we'll have fun fun fun
'Til our mummy takes the toffees away
(Fun fun fun 'til our mummy takes the toffees)

Well we knew all along
That our mum was getting wise to us now
(We could have died now, we could have died)
And since she took our order forms
She's been throwing such a fit and a fuss now
(We could have died now, we could have died)

So lets go shove Percy's head in
Undiluted bubotuber pus now
(We could have died now, we could have died)

We'll still have fun fun fun
Though our mummy threw the toffees away
(Fun fun fun though our mummy threw the toffees away)
We'll still have fun fun fun
Though our mummy threw the toffees awaaaay