*I own nothing

*I own nothing.  Kids WB and Marvel own it all.   I damn them for it!!  Pietro shall be mine!!  Mwahahaha!!  ::sighs::  Please forgive this work of sugar induced madness.  I gotta stop eating ice-cream and Snickers.  Try not to flame me too much.*

Adventures in Babysitting

By: Princess of Darkness

Pietro: "Come on guys!  This job will be the easiest money we ever made…well excluding the illegal crap." 

Todd: "But I like stealing stuff!  It's almost as fun as vandalism."

Fred: (Eating a bucket of chicken) "Mmmph"

Todd: "What did you say man?"

Lance: (Appearing out of nowhere) "THAT'S MY CHICKEN YOU'RE EATING DAMNIT!!"

Fred: (Slightly cowering and hiding the bucket) "But it's so good!"

Pietro: "Um guys?  Can we get back to my Get-Rich-Quick scam?  Guys?"

Lance and Fred are ignoring Pietro and are engaged in a bizarre Road Runner-esc chase around the room over the bucket of chicken.  Todd spotted a bug and is now chasing it around the room, hopping over Fred randomly. Pietro:  (sighs) "Note to self: Find intelligent friends.  Hey!  Those rocks look pretty smart!"

Pietro walks off to see the garden tools and the other guys continue what they were doing before hand.  Let's just say it doesn't end well for the poor innocent fly Todd was chasing. 

Lance:  "I told you it was my chicken!"

Fred:  (Sniffling) "I still can't believe you beat me without using your powers.  How did that even happen?!"

Lance:  "Yeah well it's very simple.  I just..."

Todd: (Interrupting Lance and stopping the evil plot hole) "Hey!  Wasn't Pietro talking about making money before?  I need some money to buy that tape of My Fair Lady I wanted." (A/N:  You'll get the joke if you read my other fics)

Fred:  "Yeah he was!  Let's go find him!"

They proceed to walk off to where Pietro is…how they knew is beyond me. 

Pietro: (To a rock) "You understand me don't you Rocky?"

Rocky: "…"

Pietro:  "I knew you would!  You're the best friend a guy could ask for!  I love you Rocky!"

Pietro picks up the rock and begins to hug it.  At this time the other guys decide to show up and see the speed-demon hugging the rock.

Lance: (Stifling a laugh) "Um…Pietro is there something you wanna tell us about your rock obsession?"

Todd:  "Dude you're the one who says rock in every phrase when we fight the X-Men, so what are you talking about?"

Lance:  "I do not!!  Fred help me out here."

Fred: (Eating from the bucket of chicken from before) "Um…sorry man but you do that a lot."

Lance: (Too pissed to notice Fred eating HIS chicken) "Anyways!  What are we here for again?"

Todd:  "Oh yeah!  I almost forgot!  Pietro what were you talking about before…you know about making money?"

Pietro: (Finished hugging the rock) "Oh yeah!  I nearly forgot about that!  I came up with this great idea to make easy money!"

Fred:  "Yeah so what is this job?"

Pietro:  "Babysitting."

*That's it for now folks.  I'm waaay too tired to write more.  PLEASE REVIEW!  Or else I'll think no one loves me and just cower in the corner with my sugar stash.