*I still own nothing people*

*I still own nothing people*

Adventures in Babysitting

By: Princess of Darkness

Lance: (Confused) "Dude why would we wanna sit on kids?"

Poor little Lance is then subjected to "The Look". You know what it is folks…that scary look you get from your Mom or possibly boyfriend/girlfriend when you do something wrong.

Lance: (More confused) "What?! I don't want to sit on them!"

Todd: (Turning away from Lance) "Anyway! Why do you think this will work? I mean our last schemes never did."

Pietro: "That's because there are less legal problems in this one! And how hard can it be to watch a couple of kids? You just sit them down in front of the TV till they go to bed. It's no problem!"

Fred: (Clutching the bucket of chicken) "Ok! I'm in, but I want full refrigerator privileges!"

Todd: "Yeah sure, I guess I'll help. I just want some money. Oh! Oh! Can we steal from the people we're babysitting for?!"

Pietro: "No stealing."

Todd, Fred, and Lance: "Aww man!"

Lance: "Shouldn't we make sure we can do this? I don't want Mystique taking our money again."

Pietro: "Ok then. I'll go ask her!"

Wherever Mystique is…I'm gonna say she is at the school.

Pietro: "Hey boss lady!"

Mystique: "What do you want?"

Pietro: "Why would you think I would want something?"

Mystique: (Gives the look) "Take a guess."

Pietro: "Well I do! The guys and I want to make some money."

Mystique: "This better not be like when you guys decided stealing cars would be a good idea."

Pietro: "Hey! That wasn't our fault! We were influenced by Gone In 60 Seconds! Can me and the guys baby-sit the neighborhood kids? Can we? Can we?!"

Mystique: (Horrified look) "Are you insane?! Have you EVER baby-sat before?!"

Pietro: "No…but how hard could it be?"

Mystique: "Fine, but it's your funeral."

Back at the Brotherhood

Lance: "Dude, what'd she say?"

Pietro: "She said we can do it! All we need now is some flyers to circulate around the neighborhood."

To be continued…

(Announcer in the classic Digimon style) Will the guys get a job? Will Lance get his Chicken away from Fred? Does Rocky the rock really exist? Find out next time on Digimon….I uh mean…find out when the author decides to get off her lazy ass and write more than just a short chapter!