*You all know very well I own nothing

*You all know very well I own nothing! If I did, why would I write FAN fiction?!!! Oh! By the way! It's not PRINCE of Darkness. I'm the Princess of Darkness folks…biiig difference! I don't know where this Prince crap got started.*

Adventures in Babysitting

By: Princess of Darkness

The Brotherhood boys are sitting around a telephone starring at it.

Lance: "Ring! I will you to ring!"

Todd: "Dude, what the hell are you doing?"

Lance: "I'm using my psychic powers to make people call us for babysitting."

Pietro: "You don't have any powers like that moron."

Lance: (Sweat-dropping Anime style) "I knew that…haha….yeah…I was just…uh…kidding."

Todd: "Yeah sure."

Lance: "I was damnit!"

Pietro: "Suuure."

Lance: "Shut up you big…um…uh…freak!"

Pietro: "Reeeal original rock boy. Even better than your Tupperware helmet."

Lance: "IT'S NOT TUPPERWARE!"

Todd: "You sure 'bout that? It sure looks like it."

Lance: "Stay out of this Kermit!"

Todd: "KERMIT!? Oh you are soo dead!!"

Todd, Pietro, and Lance begin to brawl on the floor. All but Fred ignores the phone that begins to ring in the back round. Fred begins writing on a sheet of paper and then hangs up the phone.

Fred: "Guys…guys…(is ignored)...GUYS!!"

Lance, Todd, and Pietro: "WHAT?!!"

Fred: "We just got a job."

The other boys quickly get up off the floor and begin doing happy dances. The hugs each other and then realize what they are doing and move away from each other. They then shake each other's hands.

Pietro: "Who are we babysitting for?"

Fred: "Um…the (reads off a piece of paper) McKesson's."

Todd: "When's the job man?"

Fred: "Friday at seven at their house."

Lance: "Dude, today's Friday."

All: (Eyes get really big) "OH SHIT!"

*Ding-Dong*

Mrs. McKesson: "Oh hello boys! Come on in!"

All: (Putting on innocent little school boy faces) "Thank you Mrs. McKesson!"

Mrs. McKesson: "Ok I'm going to be back at midnight, and my cell number is on the fridge. The kids have already been fed so you don't have to worry about that."

Pietro: "OK ma'am. I'm sure we'll be fine."

Mrs. McKesson: "Andrew over there is eight, the twins, Hannah and Anna, are five, and Janie is one. Put Janie to bed at 8 o'clock and the others at nine-thirty."

Todd: (whispering to Lance) "They're identical twins? Dude! They look like the ones from The Shining!"

Mrs. McKesson: "Make yourselves at home. (Looking over at Fred) Is that a bucket of chicken?"

Fred: (hiding the bucket) "No…it's a…um…toy!"

Mrs. McKesson: "Ok then. Bye kids!"

All: "Bye!"

The Brotherhood boys turn back and look at the kids who are, to the boys' horror, staring at them smiling demonically.

Lance: (Nervously) "So…what do you guys wanna do?"

Andrew: "I wanna rent a movie!"

Anna and Hannah: (In unison) "We want to have a tea-party!"

(A/N: I did baby-sit for triplet five-year-old girls who did that…it's very creepy.)

Janie: (Drooling) "Gaaaaah!"

Pietro: "How about we each look after one kid? I'll take Andrew to get a movie."

Fred: "I'll watch the baby!"

Lance and Todd: (looking at the twins) "NOOOOOOOOOO!!"

*OK! That's it for now, but there will be more when I get more sugar. I don't know why I'm having Fred run around with a bucket of chicken…it's one of those bizarre running gags. I need reviews in order to write more though!*