*I'm baaaaack

*I'm baaaaack! I have soda and some mint chocolate chip ice cream so I shall write for you all! Oh yeah….I still own nothing so suing would be pretty damn pointless. Although it would be excellent to own movie-version of Wolverine and possibly Quicksilver…::starts drooling::…hot…so very hot.

Adventures in Babysitting

By: The lovely and talented (yeah I wish)

Princess of Darkness

Pietro: "Ok kid…lets go to the video store!"

Andrew: (glares) "You're dead

Pietro: (getting very nervous) "Oh come on kid it'll be fun…I think"

Andrew: (continues to glare) "You are soo dead."

The two start walking the block to the video store.

Andrew: "Are we there yet?"

Pietro: "No…five more minutes."

Andrew: (pauses for a second) "Has it been five minutes yet?"

Pietro: "No."

Andrew: "How about now?"

Pietro: "No."

Andrew: "Now?"

Pietro: "NO!"

They continue in silence till they reach the video store, which might I add was only about four minutes later. They enter the store and Andrew runs off giggling demonically.

Pietro: "Oh crap! Where did that little Ritalin popping freak run off to?!"

Pietro begins to search the store for the hyperactive child. He starts jumping up and down to see over the aisles in the store. (A/N: DAMN THOSE AISLES!! They make them too freaking tall just to screw with us short people!!)

Scott: "Damnit Kurt! We are not renting Westside Story again! Jean is getting suspicious of my knowing all the words!"

Kurt: "But, it's such a good movie!"

Evan: (backing away from the two guys) "Dear lord no!"

Pietro pauses in the aisle next to them listens to Scott and Kurt, shudders, and starts looking again. He then runs into Evan…literally.

Evan: (running off) "AHHHH! DON'T TOUCH ME!! I KNOW ABOUT YOUR CREEPY LITTLE SHRINE!"

Pietro: "That was…odd."

Andrew: (walking up behind Pietro) "I'm ready!"

Pietro: (jumping five feet in the air) "AHH! Don't do that to me!"

Andrew: "Mwahahaha!! But it's just so fun!"

Pietro: "Just give me the movies you picked and let's go"

Andrew hands Pietro the movies and he proceeds to read the titles.

Pietro: "Pokemon the Movie, Digimon the Movie, Christ how many mon movies are out there? Wait a minute! We are not renting Psycho Vampire Sluts From Mars."

Andrew: (Sweat dropping) "Hey! How'd that get in there?"

Pietro: "Uh-huh."

Andrew: "I'll just get that back where it belongs."

Pietro: "You do that." (Continues reading the titles) "Ferris Bueller's Day Off…what the hell? Why did the kid get a Teletubby movie? That's just wrong man."

Andrew: (back from returning the movie) "Can I get some candy?"

Pietro: "Fine, but I get some too."

Andrew runs off to the candy and brings back some chocolate covered coffee beans and a Snickers bar.

Pietro: "Ooo!! Coffee beans!"

*That's it for now folks…I no longer have any ice cream so my muse has gone away. It's sad I know. You'll get more later! Till then Toodles!

P.S. PIETRO IS SOOO MINE!