* OK I know I haven't written in a while, but I actually had things to do

* OK I know I haven't written in a while, but I actually had things to do. ::All gasp in shock:: Yeah yeah I know. I don't own Coca-Cola, Winnie the Pooh, Rocky Horror, Digimon or Clue. (The movie NOT the game) Stupid laws…grrrrrr. *

Adventures in Babysitting

By: Princess of Darkness

Back at the house, the twins of evil are dragging off Lance and Todd while Fred is sitting by the baby.

Hannah and Anna: "It's tea time!"

Lance: (holding on to a doorway) "Can't we just watch TV for a while?!"

Hannah: (Being surprisingly strong and pulling Lance into the play room) "We want to do this."

Anna: (Pulling Todd into the room as well) "It'll be fun!"

Todd: (To Lance) "Come on man…it can't be THAT bad."

Lance: (Looking around at the room) "Dear God! The horror! The horror!"

The room is covered in N'Sync and BSB posters and everything else in the room is either pink or covered in frills. In the center is a table set up for a tea party.

Todd: "Lance…man are you alright?"

Lance: (Rocking back and forth in a corner) "Too many boy bands."

Anna: (To Hannah) "Now we can't have a tea party with them dressed that way, can we?"

Hannah: (Smiling demonically) "No we can not."

Anna: (Handing a pile of clothes to Todd) "Put these on please."

Hannah: (Giving another pile to Lance) "And you put these on."

Todd: (Putting on his outfit) "Cool! I get a top hat! Ooooo! And a cane too!"

Lance: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"

Hannah: "You shouldn't say such naughty words."

Lance: "It's a dress!!!"

Anna: "Well we didn't have any more boy clothes."

Lance: "There is no way I'm wearing a dress!"

Hannah: "We want you to wear the dress. Wear the dress."

Lance: "Nu-uh!"

Anna and Hannah: (Looking very scary and evil) "PUT THE DRESS ON NOW!"

Lance: (Cowering) "OK"

Anna: "Good."

Hannah: (Turning to Todd) "Now we need some tea."

Anna: "I want some soda."

Todd: "I'm sure we can get something that's a little less…caffeine filled."

Hannah and Anna: "WE WANT SODA!"

Todd: (Cowering as well) "I'll go get some."

As Todd runs out of the room the girls turn their attention back to Lance, which is cowering in the corner with the dress on.

Anna: "I think Lancey needs some make up to go with the dress."

Hannah: "I agree."

Lance: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Meanwhile in the living room…

Fred: (To the baby) "So…"

Janie: (drools on the couch) "Gah!"

Fred: "Yes…gah indeed."

Picks up the remote and begins flipping through the channels.

Fred: "Dude! They have like 300 channels!"

Janie: "Pooh!"

Fred: "No Pooh, wrestling. See!" (Points to the screen) "It's the Rock."

Janie: (becoming upset) "Pooh!"

Fred: "Wrestling!"

Janie: "POOH!"

Fred: "WRESTLING!"

Janie: (begins to cry) Poooooooooh!"

Fred: "Oh shit! Don't start crying! Please don't cry! Um…uh…" (Picks up the bucket of chicken) "Here!"

Janie: (Stops crying) "Yeah!"

Fred: (On the verge of tears) "My chicken!"

OK! Enough of that! Back to the lovely tea party…

Todd: (Re-entering the room) "OK…there was no more root beer so I got you guys some Coca-Cola. I hope you-" (Looks at Lance in shock)

Lance is dressed in a frilly pink dress with his hair in little pink bows. The girls have put bright red lipstick on him with blue eye shadow and pink circles of blush on his cheeks. (A/N: Ah…the wonders of what you thought looked good when you were young. I actually did that when I was like 6…note to self: NEVER use mommy's make-up)

Lance: (Looking up) "Help me!"

Todd: (To scared to speak) "…"

Anna: "Now we can have our tea party!"

Hannah: "Excellent. MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Off in the distance we hear the front door opening and Pietro and Andrew walk in.

Pietro: "MaybeIshouldn'thaveeatenthosecoffeebeansbuttheyweresooooooogood!!"

Andrew: "Um…guys! I think your friend is having some sort of mental break down!"

Lance and Todd: "Oh shit."

All run to were Pietro and Andrew are, well everyone 'cept Janie because she can't run. She was simply carried by Fred.

Pietro: "Lance!"

Lance: "Andrew?"

Andrew: "Hannah?"

Fred: "Pietro…"

Todd: "Fred?"

Hannah and Anna: "Janie?"

Pietro: "Brad!"

Todd: "Janet?"

Fred: "Dr. Scott?"

Lance: "Rocky?!"

All pause and look at each other for a moment.

Fred: "Why did we go into Rocky Horror Picture Show?"

Todd: "I think it was because Lance is in drag."

Lance: "It's not my fault damnit!!"

Pietro: "He actually looks quite good in the dress."

All but look at Pietro.

Pietro: "What?! He does!"

Lance: "Um…ok then."

*Ring-ring*

All: "The phone!"

All run to the kitchen to answer the phone very much like Clue.

Lance: (Grabs the phone and answers it) "Hello?"

Mrs. McKesson: "Hi boys! I'm just calling to say I'll be home early…as in 15 minutes from now early. I'll see you all then! Bye!"

Lance: (Hanging up the phone) "We are in serious shit guys. She's gonna be home in like 15 minutes!"

Fred and Todd: "AHHH!! We have to clean up!"

Fred quickly, or as fast as he can go, runs to the living room and sets Janie down next to the chicken bucket. Lance and Todd run off to get rid of their costumes or as in Lance's case, their make up. Pietro, well, Pietro starts bouncing up and down and singing the theme to Digimon.

Pietro: (singing) "Hey digimon hey digimon! Monster friends to the boys and girls! Hey digimon hey digimon! Champions of the digital world!"

* Magical time lapse thingy that I can do 'cause I'm the author *

Mrs. McKesson: "Boys! I'm home!"

Lance and Fred run in from the other room and Pietro bounces up to where she is. Fred gets up to go to meet her and remembers the bucket of chicken. He then tries to pick it up, but gets Janie as well. The little baby has grown very attached to the bucket.

Fred: "Fine! Have the chicken!"

Runs up to Mrs. McKesson.

Mrs. McKesson: "Well boys thank you so very much for watching the kids. I hope they were good for you guys."

Mrs. McKesson receives an exasperated look from our heroes.

Mrs. McKesson: (hands the guys some money) "OK! Here you boys go!"

Pietro: "Thankyouverymuchbutwehavetogonow!!"

Mrs. McKesson: "Goodbye boys!"

Our young heroes are gone before she can finish the sentence.

Lance: "We are never doing that again!"

Fred: "I miss my bucket of chicken!"

Todd: "Hey! How much money did we get?"

Pietro: "Let me check." (Counts the money) "Holy shit! We got 100 bucks here!"

Todd: "Now I can get My Fair Lady!"

Lance: "OK maybe now I'll do it again, but I'm not wearing a dress ever again!"

Pietro: (To himself) "Damn!"

Lance: "You say something Pietro?"

Pietro: "Um…No."

The End

* Yes!! I'm done with this accursed story! *