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Guardian Angels....INJUSTICE!!
By Moi ô¿ô
Disclaimer: If I own Gundam Wing, then you're vice president of it. Well, I don't so you're not. Mmm-kay? Excuse me also if the gals are a tad OOC, but keep in mind that they are suffering from a sudden bout of insanity.
Pacifism can be a boring thing indeed. Ack! I sound like Dorothy! Oh..anyways...In the midst of this boringness, one small group of people stand out from the crowd. The Gundam pilots! Not because they're pilots.......mainly because they're driving to a Put-Put Golf course, and it's Duo who's doing the driving.
Wufei: MAXWELL!!! Look out!!!!!!!!
Duo: *swerves* Woo-hoo!! That was a close one!
Quatre: I think I'm gonna be sick......
Trowa: ........
Heero: *sleeps deeply, and dreams*
^~^~^Heero's Dream Sequence^~^~^
Heero: *is in the car with Duo and everyone else*
Wufei: Injusticeinjusticeinjusticeinjusticeinjusticeinjusticeinjustice. *pokes Duo*
Duo: ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ *whips the steering wheel back and forth*
Quatre: *really scary manic laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Trowa: *repeatedly squeezes a red clown's nose that's attatched to his face* Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
Heero gives everyone his patented "Yuy Death Glare," and everything incinerates.
^~^~^ End Heero's Dream Sequence^~^~^
The car suddenly comes to a halt, and Heero is thrown onto the floor, where a few moldy french fries lay.
Heero: *gets out and dusts himslef off* Hn....
..........Somewhere in Heaven...........
Big Shot Angel: Now! You five have been chosen to be guardians to these people *holds up a group photo of the G-boys* because of your execptional angel skills. Any questions?
Billy: Which one do I get?
Big Shot Angel: You get this one. *points to Duo* Drew, you get this one. *points to
Heero* Lynn, you get this one. *points to Quatre* Martha, you get this one. *points to Wufei* And Nate, you get this one. *points to Trowa* Unfortunately, we haven't developed a way to get fully into the Earth world, so, you will only be able to stick an arm or a leg out onto Earth. I still expect you all to be able to protect these people from impending doom......now GO!!
The angels fly in different directions.
Back on Earth..........
Stricken with a sudden and deadly (for other people) bout of insanity; Dorothy, Relena, Sally Po, Cathrine and Hilde hide behind wall, while the G-boys walk into the club/ball rental area.
Dorothy: Ha! Now's our chance to sneak up behind them!
Hilde: Gimmie that gun, Sally!
Sally: No! Not yet! We have to wait to kill them!
Cathrine: HAHAHAAA!!
Relena: A shooting's way too good for my Heero!
Dorothy: *walks inside and up to Quatre* QUATRE-SAMA!! *squeezes him*
Quatre: AGGHGHHH!!! Dorothy! Get off me!!!! *runs onto the course*
Sally: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
Wufei: AHH!! Its the weak onna! *follows Quatre*
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!!
Heero: *glares at Relena* Omeo o korosu. *walks onto the course*
Cathrine: *juggles knives threateningly in front of Trowa*
Trowa: .............. *gets the hint, and walks away*
Hilde: You shall DIE Maxwell!
Duo: Oh YEAH!?
Heero: Duo!
Duo: Coming Hee-Chan. ^_^ *walks away*
Hilde realizes that everyone has left her, for the secret base beneath the lake in the middle of the course.
Inside the secret base..............
Relena: Wow, Dorothy this is amazing! How does it work? Heheheheh. *rubbs her hands together*
Dorothy: If they get any single stroke over par, then WOOSH!!! *makes exploding hand motions* The hole explodes, sending fire and bullets everywhere!!!! Those fools' clubs send us signals telling us how many times they've hit on each hole!
All The Gals: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
::Ping::
Hilde: My coffee's done!
Back above ground..........
Everybody has gotten a hole-in-one on the first hole, except for Duo, who overshot his ball twice.
Duo: Ok....I can do this... *swings, and misses by an inch* Noooooooooo!
A hand appears out of no where, and puts Duo's ball in the hole.
Everyone: *blink* O_o
Wufei: Injustice! That was interference!
Quatre: Actually, there's nothing in the rule book that disallows mysterious apendages aiding the players.
Duo: There's a Put-Put Golf rule book?
Heero: *leaves without everyone for the next hole*
Everyone else follows Heero.
Heero: *gets a hole-in-one*
Wufei: ......*mumbles*...Perfect soldier....*mumbles*
Everyone shoots, except for Quatre.
Quatre: *is on his last stroke* I can make this hole in par.....*swings and misses*
A hand appears with a golf club, and puts the ball in the hole.
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!
Quatre: Yesss! Par! *looks at the floating hand, and walks up to it* Your holding the club wrong....*situates the club the right way* There you go. Thats the way you hold it.
Lynn's hand pats Quatre on the head.
Quatre: ^_^
In the angel world......
Lynn: Mine's so kawaii!!
Billy: Mine's perpetually hyper.
Drew: Mine's rude....I'm afraid of him.
Nate: Mine must be a monk. He NEVER talks!! I'll make him talk if its the last thing I do.
Martha: I wana kill mine.
Drew: But we can't!
Martha: Not directly anyways.
Lynn: *whispers to Drew* She almost flunked Guardian Angel school because of something like this.
Back at the underground base...
Cathrine: *sleeps on the couch*
Dorothy: Quatre's been giving that stupid hand golfing lessons for the past half-hour!
Hilde: I'm gonna go put them out of their misery! *presses a random button*
Dorothy: Hilde, NO!
Outside..........
Wufei: Thank Nataku, we can move on!
Everyone gets in the hole except for Trowa.
Quatre: Go Trowa! You can do it!!
Trowa: ..........*overshoots the ball*
A lion's paw appears and kicks the ball into he hole.
Trowa: ............
The paw comes towards Trowa, who starts to pet it. Agitated, the paw dissappears.
Wufei: AHHHHH!! This is not right!! In-
The ground begins to shake.
Duo: Nooooo!! *chases his ball, which heads toward the lake*
Wufei: I'll get it for you, Maxwell. *chases the ball*
Quatre: Watch out Wufei!!
Heero: Bad idea.
Wufei trips, and falls into the lake.
Wufei: AGGHH!! *gargles*
A woman's hand coms down from the sky, and lifs Wufei out of the water.
Wufei: AHHH!! Its an onna hand!! Get it off!! *hits the hand with his club and gets dropped onto the green*
Duo: Wow. This is cool! None of us can get over par!!
Heero: It looks that way.
Wufei: Hmmm thats interesting!
At the next hole.................
Heero: It's a par 1? *gets a hole in one*
Duo: Man. What a dinky hole. *gets a hole in one*
Quatre: Yay! A break! *gets a hole in one*
Trowa: Not bad..... *gets a hole in one*
Wufei: I love it. *swings*
The foot of Wufei's guardian angel appears and blocks the hole.
Wufei: INJUSTICE!! That baka onna just ruined my perfect game!!!!
Back in the secret base........
Dorothy: The y should get pelted my fire and bullets any time now.....
Hilde: HAHAHAHAA!
Cathrine: About time.
Sally: Its taking too long!
Relena: *gets on the loud speaker* Heeeeeero!!
Outside...........
Heero: Huh?
Relena (On the speaker): You shall all die now!! HAHAHAA!
Quatre: Relena?
Wufei: Ack! Its Peacecrap!
Duo: AHHH!! *runs in circles*
Trowa: .......... *angry face*
Everything starts imploding.
Hilde (On the speaker): Dorothy!!! Why did you just implode!?
Sally (On the speaker): Lets get out of here!! We're in the middle of a nuclear meltdown!!
Outside, nearly everything has dissappeared in an explosion.
Duo: Me first!!!!! *squeezes through the exit*
Heero: Hn...*walks out after Duo*
Wufei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs away, and doesn't stop until he hits the building across the street*
Trowa: *lets Quatre go first*
Quatre: Thank you, Trowa! *whispers something to Trowa, who's nose bleeds*
Trowa: Heh....*follows Quatre to the car*
Suddenly.......Hilde walks out of the now decimated course!!!
Hilde: I will get you next time Maxwell!!
Duo: Oh yeah!?
Relena: *attached to Hilde's butt* YEAH!!!!!!
Across the street......
Wufei: Uggghh.........Why do the injustices always follow me?
A flock of pigeons fly opver Wufei.
Wufei: Injustice........
Pigeon: Squak! *poops*
Wufei: *crys as he gets pooped on again and again and again*
In the car.....
Duo: Let me drive Hee-chan!!
Heero: I drive, or you sleep on the couch!
Duo: *pouts*
Quatre: Should we pick up Wufei?
Trowa: Sure. Nothing is wrong with a threesome.
Everybody but Trowa reaches for a box of tissues, while blood leaks down their face.
The End ô¿ô!!!