Third Person POV

Hachiman, wearing a light blue jacket with the hood down and black trousers, zips his bag with a sigh, "Why do they want to go so early in the morning… Didn't even get any sleep last night… Can't believe that Kiana and Mei actually want to date me…" He looks at the ceiling with self-loathing swimming in his eyes.

"I don't know why they want me since I always drive people away with my eyes… I even tried to destroy our relationship by insulting them, though Mei just smiled at me while Kiana hugged me… Do they rea –"

"Hachiman! Are you ready yet?!" Kiana shouts while knocking on the door, "Come on, everybody already finished!"

"Yeah, yeah, almost done here!" He shouts back then sighs as he hears her walking away, "…Which reminds me that I don't know how to explain this to my parents."


"Woah~! So this is Chiba huh?" Kiana, wearing a black shirt with a t-rex face in the middle, black trousers with orange lines at the side and a white wind coat, excitedly yells as she runs to the entrance of the airport then waves her arms up and down at the group, consisting of Hachiman, who is carrying her bag and his, Mei, Bronya, Fu Hua and Himeko, "Come on, hurry up all of you!"

Bronya, wearing her clothes when she first met them, sighs, "Subject Idiotka, please be quiet. You are drawing attention to us."

"Oi, you want to fight here you midget?!" Kiana shouts as she raises a fist at Bronya.

Mei, wearing a simple long-sleeved black shirt with purple lines running all over it and light gray jeans, sighs, "Please stop fighting you two…" Though she doesn't say it as loud and fidgets while looking around them.

Hachiman glances over to her, "Oi, like I said, Chiba is really far away from Honshu. The chances of people recognizing you aren't high," He quietly and softly says, though he grimaces.

"On second thought, maybe letting your hair down?" He asks, though he blinks when he sees Mei frantically shaking her head.

"No! It's the last reminder that I have of my mother. I can't –" She stops when she sees him slightly stepping away from her with a grimace on his face while everybody else looks at her, "…Sorry…" She mutters as she shrinks, as if trying to hide by making her smaller.

Kiana quickly walks over to her, "Who's bullying my girlfriend?!" She semi-loudly says as she hugs Mei.

Himeko, wearing a long-sleeved dark brown suit collar, woolen coat and black jeans, wryly smiles while putting her phone back into her pocket, "No one is, Kiana. I would behave if I were you though since –" She tilts her head to the onlookers, "We are attracting attention."

Fu Hua, wearing a light blue cardigan that goes well with her hair and black frayed pants, nods after putting her book down, "Indeed. I know that you are excited but restrain yourself. At least until we are in a private setting."

Kiana pouts and stops hugging Mei, "Fine~ but still. Also why are we stopping in the middle here?" She asks while looking around to see that they haven't even gone out of the automatic door.

Bronya facepalms, Himeko snorts, Fu Hua looks away, Mei giggles and Hachiman sighs as he answers, "You stopped us."

"…Oh."

"But they should be arriving at any seco –" He stops himself as he feels something colliding with his back, prompting him and the rest to look behind.

"Big bro!" A female with neck-length black hair and an ahoge in the middle of her hair, wearing a simple casual outfit, excitedly yells as she hugs him, "You're finally back!"

An adult male with short black hair, wearing a business outfit, waves from a bit behind, "Wait for us, Komachi!" He shouts while slowly walking.

An adult female with neck-length black hair and an ahoge, wearing a business outfit and glasses, nods, "Wait for us Komachi! We aren't as young as you."

Kiana stealthily comes beside Hachiman and lightly nudges him, "Are they your parents?" She quietly asks.

Hachiman glances back with a complicated look, "Yeah… They are." He then looks down with a small smile then pats Komachi, "Yo, Komachi."

Komachi stops hugging him to look at him with exasperation, "Still as lazy as ever in your greetings, big bro." She then blinks, "Woah! I didn't know you had been building a huge harem, big bro." She nods, satisfied by the looks of everybody.

Himeko wryly smiles, Fu Hua snorts, Bronya steps away from Hachiman, Mei and Kiana both blush, "O-oi! Where did you learn that?!" He widens his eyes while his cheeks are turning red before pinching her.

"Fro the intwernet!" Komachi says in a muffled tone due to the pinching. Then she lightly hits his hands, "Stawp!"

Hachiman stops, prompting her to take the chance to suck in a breath then points to Mei and Kiana, "I'm guessing only those two are in your harem?"

The adult male finally arrives while slightly panting, "W-what is this harem about?"

The adult female arrives a tad slower than him, though without the panting, "Oh my, please excuse us while we get our child." She bows then makes a come here gesture to Hachiman, "Hachi, please stop bothering the pretty ladies and come here."

Her words cause everybody but the Hikigaya family to laugh at varying levels, making the parents look at them with confusion while Hachiman sighs.

"Father… Mother… They are with me." Hachiman points to his right using his thumb as he reluctantly says.

Hachiman's father and mother both blink before she quickly bows, "Ah! Excuse us for the impoliteness. I am Hachi's mother, Kizuna Hikigaya. And this is my husband, Akira Hikigaya."

Akira squints his eyebrows, "Hachiman, you aren't blackmailing them to be with you right?" He forcefully says with a slight stern stare.

Hachiman's eyebrows twitch, "No." He balls up his right hand that is concealed by Komachi's figure. She notices the action, prompting her to look at him with concern but he doesn't see it.

Akira then looks at the rest, "On behalf of Hachiman, I apologize if he had used despicable means to coerce all of –"

Kiana interrupts him by getting in front of him, "Oi! Stop doubting your own son! He didn't do anything that forced us to follow him or anything of the sort! All of us came willingly here!" She resolutely says, prompting Mei to stand closer to her and Hachiman while nodding, Bronya slightly nod while Fu Hua and Himeko shrug.

Kiana's words cause him to look at her with anger in his eyes, so Himeko steps up, "That is right, Mr. Hikigaya. Your son is a very important person in our institute." She smiles at them, prompting him to redirect his ire to her.

"Oh? Then who might you be?"

"The person in charge of his safety. So, I suggest all of us to take this into a more… Private area. Unless you want to entertain the onlookers?"

Akira looks around, only now noticing that they are gaining attention by the bystanders, "Fine. The car might be cramped since we didn't expect this many people but we will go back to the house." He quickly stomps away, prompting Kizuna to sigh.

"Please forgive him… His company hasn't been doing well lately, so they are putting more pressure on him to solve it." She bows before making a follow gesture, "Please follow me. Also, Komachi please come here."

Komachi reluctantly separates from Hachiman, who sighs but pats her head, "Just go with her, alright? We can hang out later."

Komachi pouts, "Fine…" She slowly walks over to Kizuna, who nods then walks away."

"Man, you did say that your parents suck but I didn't realize this much!" Kiana complains as she glares at them.

Mei nods, "I agree. I almost couldn't handle my impulse to slap them…" She trails off with venom coating her words, prompting everybody to take a step away from her.

Hachiman sighs, "Those are my parents. Now, come on… We only got a limited time today." He then lightly smiles, "Still, thank you for standing up for me."

Kiana and Mei nod, "Of course! Was there any doubt that we wouldn't stand by you?" The former teases while the latter hugs him.

As the trio talk, Bronya emotionlessly looks at them, "…Possibility of subject Hachiman having a hypnotizing power increased."

Himeko chuckles, "Ah let them. I still remember my youth back in the day."

Fu Hua narrows her eyes, "Interesting… I will have new materials to tease him when we get back."

"Don't forget why we are here. Remember why the principal allowed this mission, Fu Hua."

"Of course. I am the president of the class. How could I forget, Miss Himeko?"


*A...N*

Welp, this what my brain wanted me to write. Also, Hachiman's parents are introduced but that isn't important. What is important is KOMACHI! Hurray! Anyway on to the comments! Ah but quick announcement that while I do like and appreciate the thanks for the chapter and all but please add parts that you like or dislike since I'll admit it's somewhat redundant to saying it (no offence)

calderoneric758 - woah calm down before I put you in horny jail. We haven't even gotten to the lewds yet

Alt Zero - no problem and I'm on borrowed time really

The Rupture - only death will stop me!

maruudie - the answer to your question lies in the past and the future (aka read the revelation of Kiana creation part)

bluecookie420 - yep, I'm back. Also, please don't comment about my other fics when you can just comment it over there since I still read comments. (also I am slowly writing it)