AAAAAAAAH!

Aerith was locked in prayer her eyes closed, praying for the planet, Cloud stared as Sephiroth came falling down from the sky. He spoke in his evil tone his eyes glowing eerie with greenish makou...
"DIE!!!"

(Sephiroth) *Misses compleatly.* Damnit, not again!!
(Cloud) YOU IDIOT!! I'M GONNA WHOOP YOU!!
(Sephiroth) *Speaks in a gay voice thingie* Ooh, shall I get the room?
(Cloud) Yeah, I'll pay this time.
(Aerith) *Looks up* CLOUD!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!
(Tifa) No, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
(Vincent) You idiots, ITS CALLED A LOVE TRIANGLE
(Cloud) . . . What's a triangle?
(Aerith) URGH!! *Crosses Arms.*
(Sephiroth) Let me try killing you again, Aerith, ONE MORE TIME?
(Other Party members) *Show up.*
(Barret) WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? Aerith, why aren't you dead!
(Vincent) Pretty-boy keeps messing up in the script..
(Other Party Members) *Looks at Cloud* >\
(Cloud) Huh..?
(Vincent) NO, Other pretty boy!
(OPM) *Look at Vincent:* ??
(Vincent) >.< SEPHIROTH!
(Yuffie) Oh yeah!
(Cloud) *Goes to find a door to touch* WARM!! Hehehe!
(Sephiroth) HMPH. *Goes around a corner*
(Party Members) *All talk at once*

Suddenly, the talking was broken by a weird scream.

(Everyone) *Looks at Cloud rubbing the door*
(Cloud) IT WASN'T ME!
(???) OOOH, YES!! AAAAAH!! WORK IT!!
(RedXIII) *GASP* ITS SEPHIROTH!
(Cid) %$^@#%$^&!$%^^$% ^@^$%^@$%^@$%^ TEA?!
(Cloud) *Hops over to where the line Cid said a bad word thingie* Cid, What does %$^@#%$^&!$%^^$% ^@^$%^@$%^@$%^ mean?
(Cid) Its G rated I think..
(Cloud) G, for GERBER BABY!! *Runs around flapping his arms like a bird.* BEGAH!!
(Cid) o_o;;
(Sephiroth) OOOOOOH, YES!!
(Yuffie) *Goes to see what he's doing.* GOOD GOD!!
(Everyone else) *Goes and see.*
(Sephiroth) OOOH YES!! AAAAAAAH!! *Washing his hair in the waterfall.*
(Three Guys in sailor suits) *Sing* He's got the urge, TO HERBAL!! *Sing, sing.*
(Everyone) *Step away, very very slowly.*
(Sephiroth) Okay, I'm done, now Aerith. Let me try to kill you again.
(Aerith) YOU TRIED SEVEN TIMES ALLREADY!
(Director) YOU GUYS, GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME, NO PLAYING AROUND!
(Tifa) I HOPE YOU KNOW I AM A VERY IMPORTAND PERSON, AND I CAN GET YOU SUED!!
(Aeris) Blah blah blah!!
(Cloud) God..
(Yuffie) Oh my god, shows on disney WERE SO MUCH FUNNER.
(Cloud) Well, I would rather go back to the micky mouse club!
(Tifa) Pshh!! *Takes off wig.* Well, I am going to go to bay watch again.
(Pamela Anderson, or Tifa) I QUIT!! THIS DAMN VIDEO GAME!!
(Director) Well, GO FIND ANOTHER PORN STAR TO PLAY TIFA!!

-- I don't own Final Fantasy, I don't own Herbal essences, I don't own Pamela Anderson, I don't own Taco Bell, I don't own the color blue , I don't own christmas, If I did Santa cluas would be armed and kill the bad kids, I don't own Caller IDs, or thye word "Milk" BUT I DO OWN THE WORD "KOOKOOWATINAYTATA!"
So in your face!!