[Author Notes- If you are reading
the story according to chapters, you might want to re-read thru quickly to make
sure you find everything ok- the chapters were becoming too short so I changed
things around construction wise and added some to certain scenes. How is everything coming thus far?]
Mark
rubbed his eyes and sleepily muttered, "Maureen, not now I'm too hot and tired
to do anything right now. Come back to
bed- we can have some 'fun' later ok?"
He
was so groggy that he didn't even realize that the voice he assumed was Maureen's
was very un-female. This is just too
funny, here I am trying to wake his ass up and he thinks I'm Maureen trying to
get some action. Mark's been known to
talk to sleep and with very little effort you could get him agree to anything. I know I should let him sleep, but I can't
resist- I want to see how far he'd go by thinking Maureen was trying to wake
him up for hot torrid sex. "But Marky-I want to play-just this once,
please?" I imitate the way she talks when she wants Mark to do something for
her; she gets all whiny and begs like a little girl. And like a charm, Mark always falls victim to it.
Mark
looked like he was finally awake, but he still had not opened his eyes. Instead, he swept his hand through his hair
and released a long sigh, "Ok, ok-just this once. Light some candles, find the handcuffs, and don't forget to get
to grab the…" Mark just said handcuffs, who would have ever thought? I try to contain my laughter, but it erupts
before I can stop it. "…out of my top
drawer." Mark finally opens his eyes-obviously freaked to see me instead of a
horny (ex) girlfriend. "ROGER-What the
fuck? Where's Maureen? Oh my god-there is no Maureen is there? How long have you been standing there? What exactly did you hear?" He rambles all
his words together turning a bright shade of red, trying to recollect what he
had told me in the past minutes.
"Handcuffs,
huh?" This brought on another fit of laughter that just made him even more
embarrassed. By now he had sat up and
put his glasses on, but there was a gleam in his eyes saying that he wants to
strangle me for getting his hopes up. I,
who could not just let this drop teased,
"And I always thought the ones that I kept on finding in the couch
belonged to Mimi! Does that mean the
studded collar I found belongs to you too? Geesh- sweet and innocent Mark Cohen into handcuffs and leather,
who would have thought? Now I know what
to get you for your birthday in a couple of months. Maybe that explains why Maureen still wears leather so much…"
"Roger
if you ever tell anyone-I'll…I'll…deny it.
Anyways it was always Maureen who was into that stuff, I just got
dragged along for the ride," he stuttered to get everything out at once, but by
the end he was grinning along with me.
I lower an eyebrow and look into his eyes. While he was first denying it, my hand had been creeping around
his back and before he could wiggle away I tickle the side of his stomach. He leaned his head back and started to
giggle while trying to squirm away, before finally revealing, "Yea, ok so I
liked it too. But I always did
everything Maureen wanted me to-you know that.
Maureen is with Joanne now though, and somehow I don't see Joanne
letting Maureen tie her up to bed. I
think Maureen is the bitch in that relationship, so maybe she likes getting
tied up better now. Dammit-why did you have to do that?" His eyes were dancing
and before long we were both laughing so hard that we started to cry.
I
couldn't resist teasing a little more, "You liked it and you know it. Your mind registered 'sex' and suddenly you
were awake. Admit it-you were excited."
"Of
course I was excited- some of us don't have the luck with women that you do,
Mr. Ladies Man. I'm just an average guy
and haven't gotten laid in over a year.
So sue me if I get a little excited at the thought of playing with
Maureen- I need some action."
Mark
finally stood up and stretched.
Realizing he was only in boxers, he grabbed a pair of faded jeans and
pulled them on. It wasn't until he was
done that he looked at me standing there with a smug look on my face. Grinning back at me he reached out and pulled
me into a hug. "You have no idea, how much I've missed this place. I hadn't heard from you at all and I was
scared that you were going to attack me as soon as I walked through the door. The rest of the country is great, but New
York will always be home. I shouldn't
have left so soon after Mimi died, but if I would have waited any longer I
wouldn't have been able to taken that job-and I probably would have never left. I couldn't stay in this city being nobody,
and it was the only option that I had at the time. I was finally prepared to talk to you but you weren't here when I
got in this afternoon. I knew that I
couldn't deal with anyone else without first making sure things were fine with
you. Boredom finally got to me though
so short of hours of masturbation- sleep was the only option."
He
kept on talking like there was no end.
All my previous anger melted away and he had me laughing at the way he
could talk about nothingness for such a long extended period of time. I finally had to interject before he quit
directing the conversation at me and began talking to himself. "Do you ever
shut up? I admit, I was angry that you
when you left, still am I guess-It has been really hard without you or Mimi
around. But I missed you too much to be
angry right now. This place hasn't been
the same since you left, that's for sure.
That phone hasn't quit ringing for the past couple of days, everyone
wanting to know when you'd be home. If
I have to endure Maureen calling here one more time I'm going to throw that answering
machine out the window. She has called
every single day this week checking to see if you're back-she's trying to stage
a protest and needs help. Her and
Joanne had another fight. She figures
she can always get you, her slave, to help her with all the electrical and film
it too. By the way- where exactly is
she staying and who is Kitty?"
"It's
a phone sex center that's all I know, don't know who Kitty is."
"How
do you know that it's a phone sex center?" I ask him with a grin.
He
laughs at this and turns red again before respond, "Don't ask."
"Sure…"
"This
wouldn't by chance be a protest about me would it? Every single time I've talked to her, she has just lectured me
about accepting taking that job," he grinned and his blue eyes danced behind
his glasses. "Can't have Maureen destroying my new found professional
reputation- I'd hate to see tapes of Maureen in compromising situations
surface. Wouldn't want the in-laws to
find out just how kinky their daughters girlfriend is, now would we?"
I
didn't really fully comprehend fully what he meant, until I saw the mischievous
look in his eyes. His face once again
flushed as he burst out laughing. "Mark! All this time I just thought you liked
viewing the world thru a viewfinder, making films about the complexities of
life. But now the truth has been
revealed-all those times you left the apartment to film things, you were making
amateur porn with Maureen. It puts a
new twist on why Maureen always liked to have an audience. I always wondered who all those people were
at her protests. And we all thought you
were so nice and innocent…" trying to complete my thought turned into an effort
because I was laughing too hard.
"I
wouldn't necessarily call it amateur…Maureen liked to-wait why am I telling you
this?" he giggles, "Let's just change the subject. I can't believe how much energy I have right now. What's happened since I left?"
We
eventually calmed down enough to carry out a normal conversation. He gave me the run down on what all he had
been doing since he left. I hate to
admit it but his time away did him some good.
Physically he's the same Mark; same blond messy hair, same blue eyes
behind his glasses, still several inches shorten than me, same pale skin
despite life in California, still the skinny runt. But he exudes a confidence and a happiness that has been lacking
for quite a long time. The conversation
eventually turns to what I've been doing for the past year. For some reason I find myself revealing how
scared, how lonely, how insecure, and how helpless I have felt. But right now all those feelings have
disappeared and I just enjoy the time we spend conversing.
"Oh
Shit! I forgot to call Kaitlyn!" Mark jumped from the couch and raced over to
the phone.
I
think of all the girls that I know, but a Kaitlyn doesn't right a bell. I ask, "Who's Kaitlyn?"
"Kaitlyn
is an actress that I used in a short film a couple of months ago. When I got home today, she had left a
message on the machine. She wanted me
to call her so 'we can get together,'"
"What's with you
and all the actresses?"
He smiled at that
and responded with, "I like to watch."
I double over in laughter and watch as he calls her and from his end of
the conversation and the huge grin on his face, they make plans to meet the
next week.
After
he hangs up the phone, I can't help but ask, "So what did she want?"
His
face turns crimson and he tries not to smile.
I swear he blushes more than any other person I've met in my entire
life. "I've invited her over next weekend-hope you don't mind."
His
embarrassment is extremely funny to observe, especially after all the females
that I've brought back here in the past. "No problem what so ever." I manage to
get the words out before erupting in laughter once again.
"Don't grin at me like that. I told you I hadn't gotten laid in awhile…"
I'm
home-I'm really home. I have told
myself it over and over but it wasn't true until Roger woke my ass up. I can't believe that he pretended to be
Maureen. Just what I needed, to wake up
from a good sleep horny. He learned
more about my sex life (or lack there of) in those couple of minutes than I
care, but I can't really change that. I
fully expected to have a really awkward meeting with Roger, so maybe it was the
best that it happened the way it did.
It's better to start things off on laughter than resentment. My stomach is still slightly sore from
laughing so much. It's strange because
we haven't acted like this since shortly after Roger started dating April. And, I haven't seen him this alive since
before the drugs or her death. He went
from mourning April (and rehab) to being with Mimi; sometimes blissfully happy
but others in complete misery and then she was gone. Maybe he missed me as much as I missed him. I still can't believe that I managed to stay
away for so long. The part of me that
has been missing is friendship, but not just friendship with anyone but
Roger. He knows more about me than
anyone in the world and despite all our differences he's my best friend.
It
is so weird-Kaitlyn wants to do something with me. YES, WITH ME- MARK COHEN!! It's been so long that someone has
asked me do something with them instead of for them, that I find myself giddy
even a week ahead of time. I've managed
to deal with Roger tonight, but the rest of the world still waits. I turn on my camera and find myself lapsing
back into filming Roger mode. "July 23rd,
2am Eastern Standard Time. I can't
believe that I've finally come back.
Close on Roger- with his guitar, trying to get his life back on track. Fade in on black- then zoom in on Mark who
acts like he's on crack- Life has continued to exist without me…"
Roger
looks up from his guitar enough to interrupt with, "Sure as hell ain't as much
fun though…"
"The
cliché still exists-There is no place like home."
"You
can say that again. Mark, do you know
that you have this annoying habit of rhyming whenever you start filming?" I
stick my tongue out at him and through the viewfinder I see Roger smiling before
giving me the finger.
"Shut
up, Roger- play your guitar."
"It's
nice to have a fan again."
The comforting sounds of his guitar
drown out the sounds of the street below and our neighbors. Before long, I find myself drifting to
sleep, my camera pointed at Roger as the tape continued to roll.
{Next morning}
The
sun shining directly through the skylight destroyed all the great dreams I was
having. If it had only delayed five
more minutes, I would have a great day with my whipped cream fantasies-but no
such luck. Despite the abrupt ending of
my dream, I woke up with an immense feeling of satisfaction and
contentment. Sometime during the night
I ended up in my bed-thank god because the couch is very uncomfortable,
speaking from past experiences. I left
my room and entered the other room to find Roger sitting flipping through a
guitar magazine. I should have known he
was going say something because he looked like a kid trying not laugh. I instead chose to ignore it-he didn't.
"So
lover boy, how'd you sleep? Did Maureen
let you get any sleep or did she want to 'play' all evening? Just to let you know, you might want to
clean out that top drawer of yours, girls don't like to see another woman's
toys in their guys drawer" by now he was doubled over laughing.
"How
did you? Nevermind…May I remind you that it was you who continued the game,
when I thought it was Maureen was trying to wake me. You don't wake a guy up the same way his ex did, ask him to play,
and not expect him to react the way he did when they were together…" I tried to
reason it out but my attempts to explain myself were just digging me in a
deeper hole. "Can we just forget that whole little incident-it never happened
ok?"
"You
expect me to forget something like that?
Hell no-that was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen in
my entire life. I'm half tempted to
share this story with everyone else; this is something that everyone deserves
to know." He grins in response but I know that he's just fooling around. Turning serious he goes on to say, "By the
way, your mother called. She said to
call her when you can, that she loves you and to remind you about a cousin or
something like that's bar mitzvah. She
asked me if you were seeing anyone new-told her your dumped your right hand for
the left."
"How
come all our conversations have something to do with sex?"
"You've
been gone for a year-we're making up for lost time."
He's
probably correct, but I still don't think I've ever been this flamboyant about
my personal life ever before. I went
from one extreme to the other. I
couldn't talk about this stuff before, now it's all I can talk about. My stomach chose that moment to make its
presence well known. "Dammit! There is nothing to eat in this house!"
"Is
there ever?" Roger retorted.
"No,
but I had hoped that it had changed,"
"There is always
extremely stale chips or mint tea."
"No, that won't
help," the hunger pains were becoming a force to be reckoned with. "Hey Roger, let's go get something to
eat. If we don't leave soon I'm going
to be tempted to raid my candy bar stash."
{Later-}
It's weird because
when I left Benny thought I was such a slacker, but then I leave for a little
while and suddenly he's begging me to come work for him. He stopped by to offer me the use of his
newly completed editing and sound rooms.
I know what he's doing- he wants me to realize how convenient the place
is so that I will want to work for the company. I have to admit the rooms are amazing-Benny went all out buying
top of the line equipment-but he was always really flashy. I may have sold out to some of the media
whores, but I will not let Benny control my career. While showing me the building, he got four phone calls-three of
which were from Allison, his wife. I
never thought that Benny 'the player' would be placed on a leash, but boy is he
whipped, probably has welts to prove it too.
I had lunch with
Collins and Joanne yesterday afternoon in a fancy restaurant up town. I don't know what made them choose that
restaurant but it was a hell of a lot of fun making a scene. There we were with these guys in penguin
suits standing around the tables waiting on our every whim. I caught many of them looking down at me
with disdain-maybe I should have worth something other than my ripped jeans and
Roger's KatScratchKlub t-shirt (it somehow managed to find its way to my drawer
and was the first thing I put on), but the image was pretty funny considering
how much money was being spent on the meal.
I had to fight the urge not to jump on the table and start singing-but I
did manage to mention Sodomy, S&M, masturbation, transvestites, and lots of
other fun words whenever the guys were within earshot. Joanne and Collins both tried so hard to
keep straight faces and not get involved, but with my antics they weren't able
to control themselves. Though I did
feel pretty bad when a young waiter dropped the tray of food he was carrying,
he must of heard us talking about the upcoming drag show that Collins was
judging. It made me feel special when
Collins and Joanne both told me how much they missed having me around. Apparently life has been pretty tame since
I've left-strange considering I always thought my friends were the ones that
corrupted me.
It's weird to
think that you can leave for a whole year and come back a different person, but
find that little had changed in your absence.
Since I came home three days ago, I've dealt with everyone that I left
behind except Maureen. After the
incident with Roger, I don't think I can handle being around her. Why did someone with her body have to be lesbian? That was pure evil on someone's part-making
the one I loved dump me for another female.
Doesn't do a lot to a guy's sexual confidence. 'We will not think about Maureen today. You have been over that woman for a couple of years, Mark. You have to get that into your other
head. Think of the amazing Kaitlyn,
with her long auburn hair, green eyes, and amazing smile.' I figured if I
repeated my mantra in my head enough times, my body would finally begin to
listen. Hasn't worked yet,
unfortunately…
The
city itself didn't change in my absence, but I am finding that I'm seeing it
another light. Everyday sights that I
had filmed thousands of times before suddenly appear new and mysterious. I know that it is me that changed
though. I left the city a broken man in
search of happiness, and have returned with a confidence and sense of humor
that I thought I'd lost. But something
this great can't last forever, and I'm wary of what may bring it crumbling to
the ground. I can't think about that
though, if I do I'll lose everything I've gained. The feeling that I revel in the most though, is being needed as a
friend, instead of Mr. Fix-it. Roger
and I are really friends again; both of us have found an inspiration for
work. I told him that his friendship
was my inspiration and how much I appreciated everything that he'd ever done,
for all my bullshit he has withstood.
In true Roger fashion, he told me to shut my mouth. He told me I was distracting him while he
was trying to write a song- God it's great to be home.
Life has changed
so much the past couple of weeks. I've
gone from hiding in the apartment alone not writing any songs, to having so
many ideas and lyrics racing through my head that I am having a hard time
keeping track of all of them. Mark has
been running around the apartment with his camera so much that I finally asked
him if he was on speed. His energy is
never ending, but he told me I was the same way only with my guitar. I know that his return is what prompted this
writing spree. But is it because
absence makes the heart grow fonder, or did he always have this effect on my
writing?
I remember that
shortly after we became roommates I found myself writing tons of songs that
weren't there before. It was that way
for over a year, but then April entered the picture and the only way I could
write a song was if I was fucked up.
April's death left me without hope in rehab. It wasn't until I realized how much Mimi meant to me that I was
able to write a song worth singing. It
disappeared, though, when she died, and it has just now returned. The entire time in between April and now, my
friendship with Mark was disjointed. I
mean we were friends but my attitude pushed him away, even though he was always
there trying to break through my shell.
I'd usually just ignore him or we'd get into a fight, but no matter what
his devotion never wavered. Hell-I
wasn't even there for him when Maureen dumped him or after Angel's death. If I wasn't able to write any songs
without him around, I can't imagine what kind of hell he must have gone
through. When Mark was leaving he said
something about his camera being the only friend he had ever had, how can I
change that?