Cosmically powered schoolgirls in sailor suits #3: Slayme and the dumb jock.
Full moon is my idea. If you steal it then I will send Slayme over to bore you to death with her genius talk.
Queen B.O. is more ticked than ever.
"You have all failed me twice."
A voice coughs.
"You suck man!"
"Who said that?"
The sound of crickets and frogs sounds.
"Doesn't anybody respect me?"
More silence.
"Never mind. Someone step forward to serve me."
A big buff guy steps forward and does posing.
"Yo tell me that you find my rippling biceps attractive."
Queen B.O. sighs.
"Who are you?"
"I'm stupid dumb idiot jock."
"That's too long."
"Yo just call me jockass."
"Whatever. Just get rid of that pesky full moon now!"
"Yo I'll make her do bench presses."
B.O. blasts the man and he disappears. Meanwhile Marina is racing down the sidewalk.
"I'm 3 hours late. My teacher is going to kill me."
Down the street another girl is racing.
"I'm a second late. My teacher is going to kill me."
The two collide and books go flying.
"Hey watch it!" Marina gets up.
"I apologize profusely. I didn't mean to occupy the same space as you causing a impact of bodies."
"What?"
"I have to go."
The girl picks up her stuff and rushes off. Marina picks up a sheet she left with a disk in it.
"This is in some foreign language."
The sheet is in Japanese. Marina finds someone to translate.
"The address is the local university and her name is Slayme."
Marina shows the disk.
"And the disk says really important stuff that will get me expelled if I don't turn them in."
Marina shrugs and throws the disk away.
"I better get this class schedule back to her or she might forget what classes to go to."
Meanwhile Slayme reaches class.
"Ms. Andersonofawitch you are 1 nanosecond late."
Slayme blushes.
"I'm sorry professor. It will not happen again."
"It better not or you go back to the 8th grade."
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Hey I will not have any slow motion yelling in my class!"
"NO! Sorry about that."
Slayme finishes her class and guys to gym class. Jockass is there.
"Yo I'm replacing your teacher as she pulled a groin muscle."
The male students snicker.
"I think she was trying to lift a ton or something."
Slayme looks worried.
"Is she going to be alright?" A student asks.
"Yeah but she can't have any kids."
"But she was pregnant."
"Uh. Stop this yapping and run 100 laps!"
Everybody groans but does it when Jockass's eyes glow.
Meanwhile Puma meets Marina outside of the university.
"What are you doing here?" Puma races up.
"I came to give this girl I ran into her class schedule back."
"I've come cause I get a sense that the next cosmically powered schoolgirl is in this university. We have to find all of them to save this planet. It's vital.
Marina has already seduced the guard and is halfway across the court by the time Puma is finished. Puma rowls in annoyance and takes off after her.
"You have to listen to what I say. If we are going to defeat the darkness we need all 5."
Marina hears screaming and races towards it. In the gym the girls and boys are screaming as they are trying to power lift Jockass.
"Come-on feel the burn!"
Marina stops at the door and sees Jockass.
"I feel evil energy in him. Transform full moon!"
"Moon crystal power!"
Full moon comes crashing through the door.
"How dare you force kids to do the impossible. I am Full moon and in the name of the moon I will punish you!"
Jockass throws a weight at Full moon, which crushes her onto the ground.
"What's going on?" Slayme yells.
Suddenly a symbol appears on her forehead.
"Sailor Jerky!"
Puma runs to Slayme.
"Listen to me. You are destined to becomes a cosmically powered schoolgirl."
"Oh my higher power. It's a vocal cord vibrating domesticated feline!"
"Whatever just use this."
Puma does a flip and a wand falls into Slayme's hand.
"Just call out Jerky crystal power!"
Slayme shrugs and raises the pen up.
"First rock from the sun power!"
Nothing happens.
"Uh that's mercury. You are jerky."
"Jerky star power!"
Slayme becomes Sailor jerky.
"Use your powers and help full moon."
"H20 in spherical form blast!"
Water bubbles shoot from her hands and hit Jockass head on.
"Yo it's time to pump you up!"
Steroids start shooting out of Jockass's muscles and knocks Sailor Jerky to the ground. He advances on her but a red rose suddenly lands in front of her.
"!ti od Ouy .pu reh spmup ssakcoj erofeb etam maet wen ruoy evas tsum uoy noom Luff." Ksam Odexut says.
"Oh no not again. Why can't I understand him?"
"Use your tiara full moon!"
Full moon throws the tiara.
"Time to make a pose."
Jockass makes a final pose before the tiara hits him and he disintegrates. Full moon and sailor jerky both power down.
"So I'm a higher than average person that helps others?"
"Uh I guess."
"That's below a warm temperature."
"Am I going to to have to put up with this strange talk forever?"
Puma smiles and nods.
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
A professor shows up.
"Hey no slow motion yelling on campus!"
Full moon says.
If you are a stupid dumb idiot jock aka jockass then the moral for this story is to not get defeated by the good guys. Full moon says.
Full moon is my idea. If you steal it then I will send Slayme over to bore you to death with her genius talk.
Queen B.O. is more ticked than ever.
"You have all failed me twice."
A voice coughs.
"You suck man!"
"Who said that?"
The sound of crickets and frogs sounds.
"Doesn't anybody respect me?"
More silence.
"Never mind. Someone step forward to serve me."
A big buff guy steps forward and does posing.
"Yo tell me that you find my rippling biceps attractive."
Queen B.O. sighs.
"Who are you?"
"I'm stupid dumb idiot jock."
"That's too long."
"Yo just call me jockass."
"Whatever. Just get rid of that pesky full moon now!"
"Yo I'll make her do bench presses."
B.O. blasts the man and he disappears. Meanwhile Marina is racing down the sidewalk.
"I'm 3 hours late. My teacher is going to kill me."
Down the street another girl is racing.
"I'm a second late. My teacher is going to kill me."
The two collide and books go flying.
"Hey watch it!" Marina gets up.
"I apologize profusely. I didn't mean to occupy the same space as you causing a impact of bodies."
"What?"
"I have to go."
The girl picks up her stuff and rushes off. Marina picks up a sheet she left with a disk in it.
"This is in some foreign language."
The sheet is in Japanese. Marina finds someone to translate.
"The address is the local university and her name is Slayme."
Marina shows the disk.
"And the disk says really important stuff that will get me expelled if I don't turn them in."
Marina shrugs and throws the disk away.
"I better get this class schedule back to her or she might forget what classes to go to."
Meanwhile Slayme reaches class.
"Ms. Andersonofawitch you are 1 nanosecond late."
Slayme blushes.
"I'm sorry professor. It will not happen again."
"It better not or you go back to the 8th grade."
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Hey I will not have any slow motion yelling in my class!"
"NO! Sorry about that."
Slayme finishes her class and guys to gym class. Jockass is there.
"Yo I'm replacing your teacher as she pulled a groin muscle."
The male students snicker.
"I think she was trying to lift a ton or something."
Slayme looks worried.
"Is she going to be alright?" A student asks.
"Yeah but she can't have any kids."
"But she was pregnant."
"Uh. Stop this yapping and run 100 laps!"
Everybody groans but does it when Jockass's eyes glow.
Meanwhile Puma meets Marina outside of the university.
"What are you doing here?" Puma races up.
"I came to give this girl I ran into her class schedule back."
"I've come cause I get a sense that the next cosmically powered schoolgirl is in this university. We have to find all of them to save this planet. It's vital.
Marina has already seduced the guard and is halfway across the court by the time Puma is finished. Puma rowls in annoyance and takes off after her.
"You have to listen to what I say. If we are going to defeat the darkness we need all 5."
Marina hears screaming and races towards it. In the gym the girls and boys are screaming as they are trying to power lift Jockass.
"Come-on feel the burn!"
Marina stops at the door and sees Jockass.
"I feel evil energy in him. Transform full moon!"
"Moon crystal power!"
Full moon comes crashing through the door.
"How dare you force kids to do the impossible. I am Full moon and in the name of the moon I will punish you!"
Jockass throws a weight at Full moon, which crushes her onto the ground.
"What's going on?" Slayme yells.
Suddenly a symbol appears on her forehead.
"Sailor Jerky!"
Puma runs to Slayme.
"Listen to me. You are destined to becomes a cosmically powered schoolgirl."
"Oh my higher power. It's a vocal cord vibrating domesticated feline!"
"Whatever just use this."
Puma does a flip and a wand falls into Slayme's hand.
"Just call out Jerky crystal power!"
Slayme shrugs and raises the pen up.
"First rock from the sun power!"
Nothing happens.
"Uh that's mercury. You are jerky."
"Jerky star power!"
Slayme becomes Sailor jerky.
"Use your powers and help full moon."
"H20 in spherical form blast!"
Water bubbles shoot from her hands and hit Jockass head on.
"Yo it's time to pump you up!"
Steroids start shooting out of Jockass's muscles and knocks Sailor Jerky to the ground. He advances on her but a red rose suddenly lands in front of her.
"!ti od Ouy .pu reh spmup ssakcoj erofeb etam maet wen ruoy evas tsum uoy noom Luff." Ksam Odexut says.
"Oh no not again. Why can't I understand him?"
"Use your tiara full moon!"
Full moon throws the tiara.
"Time to make a pose."
Jockass makes a final pose before the tiara hits him and he disintegrates. Full moon and sailor jerky both power down.
"So I'm a higher than average person that helps others?"
"Uh I guess."
"That's below a warm temperature."
"Am I going to to have to put up with this strange talk forever?"
Puma smiles and nods.
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
A professor shows up.
"Hey no slow motion yelling on campus!"
Full moon says.
If you are a stupid dumb idiot jock aka jockass then the moral for this story is to not get defeated by the good guys. Full moon says.