Prompt: "Are you calling me dumb?"

A/N: Just a bit of scandal!


"I had a thought," Aubrey slurred as she staggered a little, pulling Stacie along, who was linking arms with her.

"Oh yeah?" the brunette replied. "Does that happen often?"

The blonde made a face at her. "Are you calling me dumb?"

"Of course not," Stacie chuckled. "What was your thought?"

"I was just wondering why the Halloween mixer was so early this year. I mean... it's only the first week of October." Aubrey drained the last of her beer from the yellow cup she'd temporarily stolen from Chloe and then shoved it into her purse.

"You're only just thinking about that now?" the younger woman frowned. "Didn't I say that two weeks ago?"

"Did you?" the blonde frowned. She shrugged then. "It was fun though. I like getting dressed up in a scary costume."

"You look more cute than scary," Stacie chuckled as she took in her friend's vampire costume.

"WHAT?!" Aubrey looked absolutely scandalized. "Even with my fake teeth?" She shoved the plastic fangs into her mouth and bared them at the brunette, who just rolled her eyes.

"Terrifying, Aubs." But Stacie wasn't prepared for her friend shoving her suddenly against a tree and pinning her to playfully chomp at her neck with the plastic monstrosities. "Holy... Aubrey!" Then she shuddered as Aubrey's tongue flicked out to taste her skin and she hazily thought about how stuff like this had been happening a lot lately; how their hookups were becoming... more.

"Mmmm... salty." The older woman sighed and pressed her whole body closer. "And soft. And warm."

"It's not cold out," Stacie whispered, then swallowed hard as her friend's hand slipped under her cloak to touch her ribs. "Um... but... I... uh... I know you get chilly sometimes."

"Mmmm..." Aubrey agreed as she nuzzled the brunette's ear, causing Stacie to shiver a little. "Is... uh... is this ok?"

"I think that depends," the brunette murmured, closing her eyes and relaxing.

"On what?" The older woman's cheek pressed gently to Stacie's jaw, and she slipped her fangs into her pocket.

"On how drunk we both are."

Aubrey sighed and nodded. "Yeah... we should probably..." She trailed off though as dark eyebrows lifted.

"Take this back to your bedroom?" Stacie grinned. "That's exactly what I was thinking. The other Bellas won't be home for a while yet."

"That's exactly what I was going to..." the older woman replied softly but her eyes had drifted a little and she suddenly grabbed her friend's arm. "Oh my God."

"What?" the leggy brunette asked, looking in the direction her friend was looking. "Oh..." She giggled a little, pressing her hand to her mouth.

Across the quiet, empty quad, not too far from them, she could see Beca and Chloe making out against a tree of their own, and it was pretty obvious that the redhead's hand was somewhere she'd NEVER admit to it being in public. Beca's head was tipped back, eyes closed, mouth slightly open and chest heaving as Chloe trailed hot kisses down her neck.

"Are they...?" Aubrey asked, hand over her mouth now too. "Did you know they were sleeping together?"

"I think they are," Stacie sniggered. "And no, I had no clue."

"Wow, I knew Chloe was adventurous but... Beca's actually letting her do that in public?"

The tall brunette grinned. "I don't see any objections. It's kinda hot actually."

"Oh really?" the blonde grinned in return. "You know... maybe we should show them how it's done."

Stacie's eyes grew half-lidded as she turned them and pushed Aubrey against the tree, hand sliding to the waist of the blonde's pants as she kissed her nose. "Absolutely no objections here..."