Cosmically powered schoolgirls in sailor suits #4: Psychic Slayme
Full moon is my idea. Try to steal it and I will send Slayme to your house to bore you to death.
Slayme is walking down the road reading the unabridged Webster's dictionary. A couple of girls run into her in a hurry.
"Hey use your optical nerves when moving forward!"
"Huh?"
"We're sorry. We are just excited to go to this new booth that opened up. This lady there can tell you your future."
"That's not very likely to be true. You can't tell about a time period that hasn't happened yet."
The two girls look confused.
"Whatever."
The two girls take off.
"Some female members of the species will believe anything."
Slayme goes to school. After school she walks home and sees hundreds of kids gathered around a booth.
"Come and I will tell you your future."
A girl gives a dollar and the woman looks at her 8 ball.
"I see that you will flunk out of high school and get married to a dumb jock and fail miserably."
"All right!"
The girls spins around and high fives the others. A couple of girls see Ami and motion to her.
"Hey Slayme. Come get your future told."
"Negative. I will not needlessly waste my paper currency."
One of the girls pulls Slayme towards the booth and grabs a dollar from Slayme's purse. The woman smiles.
"I see that you are smart. Too smart. If you keep it up your head will explode."
"This is beyond acceptable. I'm going to my place of residence."
"But don't leave before I give you my free gift."
Slayme frowns.
"Okay. I guess I can take a offer that requires no currency."
The woman hands over a pendant. Slayme puts it on and leaves. But not before she notices that all the other girls have the same pendant. Meanwhile in another dimension Queen B.O. is watching with glee.
"Yes foolish humans. Take those pendants so I can have your fart gas!"
Queen B.O. continues to watch the action in her crystal ball.
"Psycho psychic is the best henchperson I have ever had."
Meanwhile back on earth Slayme is returning home and she runs into Marina.
"Hey nice pendant. Where did you get it?"
"I got it as a free offer from a female of the species that vocalizes that she can tell of a time period that hasn't happened yet."
"Huh? Well tell me where she is so I can go there also."
Slayme sighs and takes Marina back to the booth. The girls are still standing around. Marina steps up and gives the woman a dollar.
"Ah I see you stumbling down a flight of stairs then ending up in a wheelchair. Where you wheel off of a road into a ditch."
"Is that bad?"
The woman gives Marina a pendant. But before she can put it on suddenly she hears a commotion.
"Give me your pendant jerk!"
Slayme and Marina spin around to see all the girls pulling at each other's hair and having catfights.
"What's going on?"
"It's a accelerated anger explosion."
Marina's pendant glows and she drops it.
"What's wrong? Didn't like the pendant?" Psycho psychic says in a deep voice.
Marina spins around and yelps when she sees that the woman has turned into a monster.
"It's a very bad mutated life form!"
They both rush to a hiding place. Marina raises her brooch.
"Moon crystal power!"
"Jerky star power!"
"That's enough. How dare you tell false fortunes and then make then cat fight!"
"She's Full moon, and in the word her parents gave her to identify herself, of the natural satellite that orbits our planet she will punish you!"
Full moon looks confused.
"Uh yeah what she said."
The booth explodes and Psycho psychic bursts out.
"I see you have no future!"
She throws a ton of 8 balls at the scouts. The 8 ball lands on 'looks doubtful'. Suddenly the ball opens up and starts sucking Full moon in.
"Full moon!"
"I don't like the future."
But a red rose hits and shatters the 8 ball.
"Sailor moon! Don't let her tell you your future. You make your own future. Destroy that Psycho." Tuxedo mask yells.
Ohcysp that yortsed. Erutuf now ruoy ekam uoy. Erutuf ruoy uoy llet reh tel t'noD. Noom rolias!" Ksam odexut says.
"Damn it. I am never going to understand him."
"You will never understand him. I see that in your future."
Marina gets ticked off.
"Oh yeah well I make my own future!"
"H20 in spherical form blast!"
The bubbles knock Psycho psychic down to her knees.
"Moon tiara magic!"
Full moon's tiara destroys Psycho psychic. The girls all calm down and look around confused.
"What happened?"
"That was a great cat fight." Marina smiles.
Full moon says.
If somebody tells you your future sucks and then gives you a pendant, the moral is they suck! Full moon says.
NEXT TIME CAN MARINA SURVIVE K AND HER CONSANT YELLING!
Full moon is my idea. Try to steal it and I will send Slayme to your house to bore you to death.
Slayme is walking down the road reading the unabridged Webster's dictionary. A couple of girls run into her in a hurry.
"Hey use your optical nerves when moving forward!"
"Huh?"
"We're sorry. We are just excited to go to this new booth that opened up. This lady there can tell you your future."
"That's not very likely to be true. You can't tell about a time period that hasn't happened yet."
The two girls look confused.
"Whatever."
The two girls take off.
"Some female members of the species will believe anything."
Slayme goes to school. After school she walks home and sees hundreds of kids gathered around a booth.
"Come and I will tell you your future."
A girl gives a dollar and the woman looks at her 8 ball.
"I see that you will flunk out of high school and get married to a dumb jock and fail miserably."
"All right!"
The girls spins around and high fives the others. A couple of girls see Ami and motion to her.
"Hey Slayme. Come get your future told."
"Negative. I will not needlessly waste my paper currency."
One of the girls pulls Slayme towards the booth and grabs a dollar from Slayme's purse. The woman smiles.
"I see that you are smart. Too smart. If you keep it up your head will explode."
"This is beyond acceptable. I'm going to my place of residence."
"But don't leave before I give you my free gift."
Slayme frowns.
"Okay. I guess I can take a offer that requires no currency."
The woman hands over a pendant. Slayme puts it on and leaves. But not before she notices that all the other girls have the same pendant. Meanwhile in another dimension Queen B.O. is watching with glee.
"Yes foolish humans. Take those pendants so I can have your fart gas!"
Queen B.O. continues to watch the action in her crystal ball.
"Psycho psychic is the best henchperson I have ever had."
Meanwhile back on earth Slayme is returning home and she runs into Marina.
"Hey nice pendant. Where did you get it?"
"I got it as a free offer from a female of the species that vocalizes that she can tell of a time period that hasn't happened yet."
"Huh? Well tell me where she is so I can go there also."
Slayme sighs and takes Marina back to the booth. The girls are still standing around. Marina steps up and gives the woman a dollar.
"Ah I see you stumbling down a flight of stairs then ending up in a wheelchair. Where you wheel off of a road into a ditch."
"Is that bad?"
The woman gives Marina a pendant. But before she can put it on suddenly she hears a commotion.
"Give me your pendant jerk!"
Slayme and Marina spin around to see all the girls pulling at each other's hair and having catfights.
"What's going on?"
"It's a accelerated anger explosion."
Marina's pendant glows and she drops it.
"What's wrong? Didn't like the pendant?" Psycho psychic says in a deep voice.
Marina spins around and yelps when she sees that the woman has turned into a monster.
"It's a very bad mutated life form!"
They both rush to a hiding place. Marina raises her brooch.
"Moon crystal power!"
"Jerky star power!"
"That's enough. How dare you tell false fortunes and then make then cat fight!"
"She's Full moon, and in the word her parents gave her to identify herself, of the natural satellite that orbits our planet she will punish you!"
Full moon looks confused.
"Uh yeah what she said."
The booth explodes and Psycho psychic bursts out.
"I see you have no future!"
She throws a ton of 8 balls at the scouts. The 8 ball lands on 'looks doubtful'. Suddenly the ball opens up and starts sucking Full moon in.
"Full moon!"
"I don't like the future."
But a red rose hits and shatters the 8 ball.
"Sailor moon! Don't let her tell you your future. You make your own future. Destroy that Psycho." Tuxedo mask yells.
Ohcysp that yortsed. Erutuf now ruoy ekam uoy. Erutuf ruoy uoy llet reh tel t'noD. Noom rolias!" Ksam odexut says.
"Damn it. I am never going to understand him."
"You will never understand him. I see that in your future."
Marina gets ticked off.
"Oh yeah well I make my own future!"
"H20 in spherical form blast!"
The bubbles knock Psycho psychic down to her knees.
"Moon tiara magic!"
Full moon's tiara destroys Psycho psychic. The girls all calm down and look around confused.
"What happened?"
"That was a great cat fight." Marina smiles.
Full moon says.
If somebody tells you your future sucks and then gives you a pendant, the moral is they suck! Full moon says.
NEXT TIME CAN MARINA SURVIVE K AND HER CONSANT YELLING!