The Boy Who Lived
This is a parody of, "The Saga Begins", by Weird Al.
We are not affiliated with Weird Al, or Don McClean (original writer of American Pie)
About 10 years ago,
On a street called Privet Drive
Dumbledore had just dropped Harry off
And I thought me and McGonagall
Could maybe talk Dumbledore in
To maybe letting Harry stay with us
But his response it didn't thrill us
He turned around and then yelled at us,
If Harry lived with us,
He would grow up in a scared world
We took a Motorcycle from the scene
And we went to party in Hogsmeade
We all wound up in Hogwarts School
That's when they found that boy…
CHOURS
Oh my, my, this Harry Potter guy
He defeated Voldemort, with a flick of his eye
And his parents are dead, couldn't kiss his mommy goodbye
And He said that he would get his revenge
Said that he would get his revenge
Did you know, this kiddy kid, was a wizard who was in training
'Cause his parents were both the same
Oh, do you see him messing up his hair
Though he just combed it that morning
Yeah, he's gotta be a wizard, or very strange.
Well I know he's best friends with the Weasley's
And I've heard how fast his broom can go
Well he's a born seeker
So he must, must chase that snitch
He was a prepubescent flying' ace
and the minute that I saw him fly his broom,
Well I knew we would get the cup
Oh yes, cause of, this boy
CHOURS
We started singing…
My, my, this Harry Potter guy
He defeated Voldemort with a flick of his eye
And his parents are dead, couldn't kiss his mommy goodbye
And He said that he would get his revenge
Said that he would get his revenge
Now he finally passed his semester
He was surprised he got Christmas presents
Because he never had any friends
So we told him that
He'd always have us
And that it was up to him
To become a wizard, and fulfil that prophecy
Oh, Dumbledore was impressed of course
Could he kill the Dark Lord, Voldemort?
He interviewed the kid
Oh honors he forbid
Because Snape sensed in him much fear
And Hagrid said now listen here!
Just stick it up your crooked nose
I still, will teach this boy!
CHOURS
He was singing…
My, my, this Harry Potter guy
He defeated Voldemort with a flick of his eye
And his parents are dead, couldn't kiss his mommy goodbye
And He said that he would get his revenge
Said that he would get his revenge
Harry made it past Easter
And then came his finals, in six weeks
He frankly, was not ready
We all took, those really hard tests
And it wasn't long at all before,
He defeated Voldemort and saved the stone
And in the end, Voldemort died
Some chess was lost
And some logic learned
A lot of students were learning
Of this epic tale, and rumors
And the wizard who taught us a class
Met up with his fate, and now he's toast
But I'm still here, he's at the coast
Buried, by this boy
CHOURS
And I was singing…
My, my, this Harry Potter guy
He defeated Voldemort with a flick of his eye
And his parents are dead, couldn't kiss his mommy goodbye
And He said that he would get his revenge
Said that he would get his revenge…
CHOURS
We were singing…
My, my, this Harry Potter guy
He defeated Voldemort with a flick of his eye
And his parents are dead, couldn't kiss his mommy goodbye
And He said that he would get his revenge…