A Typical Friday
Chapter 2
*In
great hall*
Draco:
What took you so long? **Looking at her broom** A cleansweep? Isn't that the
school's?
Ginny:
No...
Draco:
Sure, whatever, come on
Ginny:
It's mine, had to summon it from home. I don't bring it with me to school; I'm
not on the team *suddenly realizes who she's talking to*
Draco:
**imitating a circus ringleader** the almighty Ginny can summon brooms from
long distances!
Ginny:
Shut the hell up!
Draco:
That would be hard to do; I don't shut up a lot
Ginny:
We all know that
Draco:
**smiles** I know it's a gift
Ginny: B*tch
Draco:
Look who's talking! You look like a dog, and you're more female than me so that
would make you the B*tch
Ginny:
You have the long tongue that kisses Pansy!
Draco:
Oh good diss! Seriously! I would NEVER EVER kiss that b*tch if my life depended
on it
Ginny:
Everyone in the SCHOOL knows you like her!
Draco:
I do NOT like her! UGH! I'm going to kill her! She goes around saying we are
going out and that I like her, and I don't! I am seriously going to kill her,
after I kill Potter of coarse **he says the last part smirking**
Ginny:
Yeah, sure you don't like her...Let's just get this hunt going...why don't we
place a bet on it?
Draco:
sure you can afford it?
Ginny:
Oh yeah!
Draco:
How much are you willing to lose?
Ginny:
The real question is, how much am I willing to win?
Draco:
Fine, be that way, just tell me how much to bid damn it! I'll go easy on you,
10 galleons, deal?
**Holding
out his hand**
Ginny:
15 galleons
Draco:
Fine by me shake?
Ginny:
I'm not touching your crummy hands! Accio parchment!
Draco:
Geez, girls **in a high pitched voice** Oh my gosh! I'm going to get cooties if
I touch him! Ahh! I broke a nail!
Ginny:
No person but a stinky Slytherin would want to even look at you; I'm doing it
for the money!
Draco:
Sure, I can see what you're going to be when u grow up **imitating Ginny** I'm
only DOING IT for the money. I'd bet you want this money to pay Potter to go
out with you, but it'll take more then 15 galleons
Ginny:
Fine, you are just raising the rates...500 galleons, no more, no less!
Draco:
500! You don't have 500!
Ginny:
Ok...er...I'll be your slave the whole summer if I lose, now that u still don't
have your precious little Dobby!
Draco:
My father would kill me if he found out there was a Weasley in the house. He'd
kill you too
Ginny:
What's making you think that I'd ever be in your house?
Draco:
Well in order for you to be my slave in the summer you'd have to be at my
house. Duh!
Ginny:
Only if you win
Draco:
And I will
Ginny:
Uh huh sure, whatever you say
Draco:
And you will lose
Ginny:
Yeah, uh huh
Draco:
I guarantee it, with a cleansweep? You think you're going to win?
Ginny:
Let's just say that I know a few more moves than you do! *Starts stealing
Draco's smirk*
Draco:
My smirk! Don't do that!
Ginny:
*smirks even more like Malfoy*
Draco:
STOP!!!!!!!!
Ginny:
No.… *Smirks her own little smirk then quickly changes back to Malfoy's*
Draco:
Ok you are going down! *Releases snitch he was holding*
**Draco
pushes of and rockets up**
*Ginny
pushes off just a few feet up*
Draco:
On three...
Ginny:
one...
Draco:
two...
Ginny:
*zooms off* *twenty feet above Draco* THREE!!!
Draco:
HEY!!!!!!! CHEATER!!!!!!!!
**Draco
is faster and cuts her, making her almost fall off**
Ginny:
Whoa...b*tch...wait, lets not start that again...
**Draco
is rite behind the snitch**
Snape:
WEASLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco:
Ha! You are in TROUBLE
Ginny:
Professor, he challenged me!
Draco:
I did not! She threatened me!
Ginny:
Professor, I did nothing of the sort!
Draco:
Yeah she did!
Ginny:
When, u b*tch?
Snape:
That's it! Both of you!!! My office now!!!!!!!!!
Ginny:
*thinks* did I just say that in front of him?
*Swerves to ground*
**in
Snape's office**
Snape:
now, Weasley, what happened?
Ginny:
Hermione Granger and I came down to the Great Hall to get some dinner. I sat
down at Gryffindor table...Malfoy came running over and told me to be on the
quidditch field or else!
Draco:
WHAT! That is a lie!!!! You came up to me!
Ginny:
When was that, clumsy?
Draco:
*forgets that Snape is even in room* you are a lying, (in the words of Vernon
Dursley) crackpot fool that challenged me!
Ginny:
*thinks that she is pretty good at lying*
Draco:
I was sitting there minding my own business and you and Granger challenged me
so you see Professor, I did nothing, I was just eating
Ginny:
Mr. Malfoy just waltzed right over...*starts yelling, as does Draco*
Snape:
YOU TWO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!!! OR I WILL HAVE U EXPELLED!!!
*sits
immediately*
S:
Now from what I have heard, most calmly SPOKEN from Malfoy, and YELLED by
Weasley, I believe this to be mostly Weasley's fault, so, you have detention
this week with me, Weasley, and you Malfoy, have detention with me tomorrow,
you to are dismissed, and Weasley may I have your broom, which I believe
belongs to the school?
Ginny:
*goes red* Er...yes *hands over broom*
Snape:
Thank you, you two may leave
**They
both leave**
Ginny:
*practically knocks Flitwick over on the way to the Gryffindor common room*
Draco:
Bye LOSER!!!!!! **Draco screams after her*
Ginny:
B*tch *she calls behind her* Hermione!
Hermione:
WHAT! What's the matter? What happened?
Ginny:
Snape came out and saw us while we were playing...
Hermione:
What? He did? What happened?
Ginny:
I got detention. So did Malfoy!
Hermione:
Snape gave Malfoy detention?!? Oh my gosh!! I think I am going to faint!
Ginny:
And he just told me to give back the broom. Nothing else!
Hermione:
How low are your detentions for?
Ginny:
All week...
Hermione:
And Draco....
Ginny:
Tomorrow
Hermione:
Just tomorrow?
Ginny:
At least he has one day! Too bad McGonagall wasn't there!
Hermione:
Yeah she would have given him all week to
Ginny:
But she would have increased my detention for using the broom...and snitch. Wait
a second...the snitch is still out there!!!
Hermione:
WHAT?!?
Harry:
What is this about a snitch?
Ginny:
Hermione, you tell him
Hermione:
No.... you were the one who let it out I'll be over there ** she said and
walked away**
Ginny:
Yeah, remember when I wanted to borrow your Firebolt?
Harry:
Yeah... what does that have to do with anything?
Ginny:
Well I tried to beat Malfoy on the cleansweep and uh,,, Snape caught us and the
snitch we were using is still out there!
Harry:
Be right Back!!
Ginny:
Where's he going? Trying to get that snitch? He'll be in more trouble than me!
Hermione:
Let him get in trouble then
Ginny:
Yeah, he's been a real brat lately
Hermione:
What I thought you liked him don't you want to go save him?
Ginny:
I do, but...uh...er... *blushes*
Hermione:
What?
Hermione:
Well?
Ginny:
*starts running* See you Hermione! *Toward door*
Hermione:...
Ginny:
*looks out window on way down to quidditch field mumbling* He's already that
far?
Ron:
What're you looking at Gin?
Ginny:
Harry...come on...*starts running again*
Ron:
Ok, I am related to three maniacs now **walks away shaking his head**
Ginny:
*stops, turns around, and grabs Ron to drag him down to Harry*
Ron:
Where the hell are you taking me?
Ginny:
Harry's going to be in deep-and I mean DEEP-trouble if we don't stop him, come
on!
Ron:
Well what is he doing?!?!?!
Ginny:
going out to the quidditch field to catch the snitch that I let out
Ron:
YOU LET OUT A SNITCH?!?!?
Ginny:
Yeah, well, it was to get money off of Draco!
Ron:
No offence Gin but you could never beat Malfoy! He may be worse than Harry but
he is way better than you! And since when did u call him Draco eh?
Ginny:
*shoves Ron into the wall, while starting to realize the meaning of the last
phrase*
Ron:
Would you let go of me it was just a joke!
Ginny:
which part?
Ron:
The part about you calling Malfoy Draco now let go!
Ginny:
No! I'm better than Draco and you at quidditch! You know that, right?
Ron:
Well... you may be better than me but you are definitely not better than Malfoy
and you know it! Especially on that lousy broom we've got!
Ginny:
You'd be better, too, if you used a cleansweep!
Filch:
Young lady! Let go of him this instant!
Ron:
YEAH!
Ginny:
*Lets go*
Ron:
thank you oh dearest sister of mine
Ginny:
*glares at Ron* Sorry...
Filch:
Now, don't let me ever catch you doing this again or its straight to detention
missy!
Ginny:
*tries to look sheepish*
Ron:
Yeah don't ever do it again
Ginny:
*mumbles* Ron, as soon as Filch is gone, I'm gunna...
Filch:
You are going to do what?
Ron:
Yeah what are you going to do?
Ginny:
*a huge smile forms on her face* Nothing, I was just teasing him!
Filch:
Alright than behave **walks away with Mrs. Norris tagging along at his feet**
Ron:
So what are you going to do little sister?
Ginny:
*glares*
Ron:
Remember I can write to mother and that I am bigger than you
Ginny:
You can't write mum if your fingers are all broken, can you?
Ron:
Heh, umm **said very quickly** I love you don't hurt me? Please?
Ginny:
Like I would ever do that to my big brother *pinches him hard on the cheek*
Ron:
Ok, stop with the pinching
Ginny:
Come on, Ron! Harry's going to get in deep trouble if we don't stop him!
Ron:
Who's going to catch him? They are gunna think he's just practicing for
quidditch
Ginny:
Ron, he's using a REAL snitch!
Ron:
Your point?
Ginny:
You don't practice with a real snitch, you use balls!
Ron:
OH! You didn't hear? Dumbledore gave him special permission to use the snitch
as long as Madam Hooch checks it after he's done using it
Ginny:
But that wouldn't be fair to the other houses. I'm sure Dumbledore wouldn't...
Ron:
Uh, Cho, Malfoy and Hufflepuff dude have permission too
Ginny:
But...uh...oh well
Ron:
Now can I go back to what I was previously doing?
Ginny:
Fine
Ron:
Ok see you **walks away**
THE NEXT DAY..........
Ginny:
Yes, Professor?
Snape: Now, you two need to chop, then grind these
plant roots. Then put them into the caldron with this *he said pointing to a
large bottle w/ purple liquids in it* and stir it, and then you can clean this
room
Draco:
But professor...
Snape:
No buts Draco now get to work!
Ginny:
*thinks for a second* *starts grinding plant roots*
Draco:
Professor Snape said to chop those first *chopping his share*
Ginny:
*smirks*
Draco:
What?
Ginny: I don't really care so shut your trap
Draco:
At least I only got one detention....
Ginny:
Your point?
Draco:
You know what I don't need to talk to a worthless piece of crap like you *picks
his stuff up and moves to the other side of the room*
Ginny:
*continues grinding, harder now small tear forms in eye*
Draco:
Uh, Weasley? You done?
Ginny:
Almost, why do you care?
Draco:
Well, I just wanted to know so I could start mixing in the potion thingy
Ginny:
Fine, take mine. I'll start cleaning
Draco:
Ok *pours in roots and potion*
Ginny:
*grabs broom and starts sweeping, but tries to get the area closest to Draco
most*
Draco:
*Started stirring, some splashed on him and was burning* D*MN IT SH*T!!!!!!
THIS STUFF KILLS!!!!!
Snape:
Draco? What happened?
Draco:
This stuff is burning me!!!! What the hell is it?
Snape:
Acid
Ginny:
That might explain it *tries to control laughter but fails
Draco:
Regular muggle acid?
Snape:
Yes Draco
Draco:
Can I at least go to the nurse?
Snape:
No Draco be a man, toughen up *walks back into office*
Ginny:
Haha, Draco's got a booboo!
Draco:
Shut up Weasley!!! *Sits down holding his hand where the acid landed*
Draco:
Ow....ow.....ow.....ow.....ow....ow......
Ginny:
*cracks up*
Draco:
Will you quit it?????
Ginny:
Why should I?
Draco:
Just leave me alone *moves to the other side of the room again*
Ginny:
*continues mixing acid*
Snape:
*walks out of office* Here Draco put this on it *handing him a bright green
bottle*
Ginny:
Professor, what is that??
Draco:
*puts on hand and it heals*
Snape:
Is it any of your business Weasley?
Ginny:
No, sir, but I just...*trails off*
Snape:
*rolls eyes* Weasleys..... I'm going back, now finish what you were doing
*walks back into office*
Draco:
*smirks and starts laughing*
Ginny:
Want a knuckle sandwich?
Draco:
*laughs even harder trying to picture it* no.... I just had a really good idea
Ginny:
What might that be?
Draco:
oh nothing *eyeing the cauldron* go back to stirring
Ginny:
*acts irritated* Fine *stirs more*
Draco:
*walks over to cauldron and tips it some spills on Ginny's feet* Professor!
Weasley spilled the potion!
Ginny:
No, I didn't, you *beep*!
Snape:
She did WHAT?!?! *Coming out of his office as the potion was burning a hole
through the floor* Watch your mouth!
Draco:
Yeah!
Snape:
Draco shut up!
Draco:
*shuts up*
Snape:
What is it Weasley?
Ginny:
This acid!
Snape:
So?
Ginny:
It's burning my feet!
Snape:
After burning a hole through my floor you expect treatment?
Ginny:
The son of a *beep* over there tilted the cauldron!
Snape:
If you say another foul word you will have detentions for two more weeks! Now
Draco, did you tilt the cauldron?
D:.......
Ginny:
Professor, he did!
Snape:
Did you?????
Draco:
No, not really...
Snape:
What do you mean not really?
Draco:
Well Weasley was stirring it
Ginny:
Sir, I was stirring it, but - OUCH! - This *beep* knocked it over!
Snape:
What did I tell you! One more week of detention and Draco you as well
Draco:
BUT I DIDNT DO IT!
Snape:
Do NOT shout at me Draco
Draco:
Sorry Professor
Ginny:
Professor, could I please go to Madam Pomfrey?
Snape:
No, but here is the same solution I gave Draco *hands her the bottle*
Ginny:
Thank you *pours solution on feet* Wait a second! This isn't the same! *Little
warts pop up all over her feet*
Snape:
Draco did you switch my potions around?
Draco:
No sir *very seriously*
Ginny:
Then what happened!?!?!
Draco:
I don't know
*A
familiar cackle*
Snape:
PEEVES!!!!
Peeves:
Ickle Weasley has wartsies!! *Zooms
away*
Snape:
You may go to Pomfrey now Weasley, Draco start cleaning
D:
I didn't get to go to the nurse!!!
LATER THAT NITE...
Harry:
*sits on couch looking at grandfather clock* A minute early...
Hermione:
*walks in* Hi
Harry:
Hi, Hermione *slightly blushes*
Hermione:
So, where are we going?
Harry:
Well, since it's Hogsmeade weekend, *straightens tie* I thought we could, uh,
go to the Three Broomsticks, way far in the back, where it's nice and peaceful
and quiet...
Hermione:
No matter where you sit Harry, it isn't peaceful and quiet
Harry:
*at loss for words*
Hermione:
Um, so, lets go anyway
Harry:
*dully* sure
Hermione:
So how exactly are we getting there? The train doesn't leave until tomorrow
Harry:
Well, I thought we could ride in on my Firebolt
Hermione:
*Weak voice* Fly?
Harry:
Yeah. It'd be great. You could see the countryside better than you could if you
had flown here in second year
Hermione:
No way, I am not flying
Harry:
Why not?
Hermione:
I'm just not a kinda flying person like you and Ron are
Harry:
What's the matter? Lil' Hermione's afraid of big scary clouds?
Hermione:
No! Its just that… Well... I don't know! You Shut up!
Harry:
Oh, touchy!
Hermione:
So at least I'm not afraid of.... um.... *Smiles sweetly* what are you afraid
of?
Harry:
*smiles weakly and starts to mumble* Vmt
Hermione:
huh?
Harry:
Vmrt n gm
Hermione:
What was that?
Harry:
Vlmrt an gm
Hermione:
hmm?
Harry:
Volmrt and gum
Hermione:
Just come out with it Harry
Harry:
Fine...*sigh* *in tiny whisper* Voldermort *louder* and gum
Hermione:
GUM???????????????
Harry:
Yeah, well, you wouldn't like it either if Voldermort had just killed your
parents and gum was stuck in your hair!
A/n:
Here is chapter 2! Please review! You know the drill!