Okay I thought why not put all the hp characters on a talk show. My talk show. If this works out I'll have the tenchi cast on next I don't own harry potter, but if jk rowling ever gets tired of it I get first dibs!
Harry Potter- Talk Show Style
Me: welcome welcome to the Elysion-chan show. Today's guest are the cast of the harry potter books. Our first guess is Harry's godfather, Sirius Black
*Audience boos (they don't know he's innocent remember?)*
*A black dog walks in and transform into Sirius black while the audience gasps*
Sirius: Elysion-chan I'm so glad I could come
Me: Sirius I'm glad u made it. *notices his napkins full of food* did u steal food from the snack bar?
Sirius: hey I've been living off rats what do you expect
Me: okay TMI… our next guess is harry potter. He's in for a surprise cuz he has no clue sirius is here
*harry enters and the crowds cheer*
Harry: *looks shocked* Sirius what are you doing here???
Sirius: I was invited by elysion-chan
Harry: well you didn't need to steal food I was gonna send u some soon anyways
Sirius: *grins sheepishly* I was hungry…
Me: moving on next we have Lord Voldermort
*crowd gasps and everyone tries to exit only to find the doors are shut as we walks in and sits on the other side of harry*
Harry: *holds forehead cuz he's in a lot of pain* owwwwww get away from it hurts jut being around you
*Hermione runs in and people boo (an: remember people hate her cuz of that article in witch weekly)*
Hermione: harry is big bad voldie hurting you?
Voldermort: *laughes the way evil insane peeps always laugh*
Hermione: well if that's the case AVADA KEDERVA ! *points her wand at vodermort*
*a green light flashes and voldermort drops dead- literally*
Harry: whoah I didn't know you had that's sort of power
Hermione: there's lot of things u don't know about me harry
Me: Okay our next guess is the greasest wizard our time *someone in the audience mutters 'you jut killed him* Albus Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: hey *waves to his adoring fan as he enters*
Me: now Dumbledore why did you decide to come on this show of all shows?
Dumbledore: you promised me lots of socks!
Me: *whispers* you weren't supposed to mention that
Dumbledore: whoops. *Looks at Sirius* you know you could of asked us to send you more food
Sirius: Why is everyone picking on me? *Turns back into a dog because he's depressed*
Harry: *pets siruis* poor sirius. No one understands him
Me: a much as my brain is telling me to no I'm bring out our next guest, Ron Weasley!
*ron walks in grinning obviously enjoying the attention*
*Commercial break*
hee hee part two to be up soon! Ron enters the show and who is the surprise guess? Find out when we come back to Harry Potter- Talk show style