Kay thanx for all the great reviews. Btw I already had someone in mind for the surprise guest and it ain't jk rowling, discalimer applies from last story
Harry Potter- Talk Show Style
Me: and we're back
Ron: why is Sirius in his dog form?
Harry: he got depressed cause we teased him bout stealing food
Ron: oh okay…
*ginny runs on stage*
me: who this girl?
Ron: my little sister she must have followed me she's in love with harry.
Ginny: *blushes* am not.
*We hear a voice backstage shout 'do you have any idea who my father is' and two seconds later Draco malfoy appears on stage*
Draco: *sees dead voldermort on the floor* dad's gonna be pissed.
Me: what is he talking about?
Hermione: I thought it was common knowledge that the malfoys were death eaters. Oh draco I think you will be happy to know it was a muggle born who killed voldermort. Infact your least favorite muggle born, me!
Draco: *pounces on her* I'll tear you to pieces
*two security guards come and drag draco off the stage*
Me: now time for our surprise guests, the spirits of Harry's parents
*Harry faints while Sirius turns back into a human*
Sirius: James is that really you?
James: yep *sees all of Sirius's food* what I wouldn't give to eat again
Lily: *floats next to harry* harry dear please wake up
Dumbledore: harry you act like you've never seen your parent's spirits before
Harry: *wakes up groggily* I had the most bizarre dream I was on this talk show and hermoione killed voldermort *audience gasps at the mention of voldermort's name* and my parents were there….
Ginny: um harry you might wanna look around the room for a sec
Harry: why?
Ron: because it isn't a dream *points at lily who is still hovering near harry*
Me: okay so I have a few questions I wanna ask before this show comes sadly to the end
James: ask us whatever you want
Me: okay if you could have anything you wanted in the world what would it be
Dumbledore: an endless supply of socks
Me: okay….
Ginny: I would want a date with harry
Ron: Ginny!!!!
Ginny: well I was just being honest
Me: okay moving on
Sirius: I would be proven innocent and harry would come and live with me
Me: that's two things
Sirius: Whoops
Harry: I would want my parents to be alive
Ron: I would want to be head of the chudley channons quiditch team
Me: okay never heard of that team but lets move on
James: I want to be able to eat again
Lily: I would like to be still alive so I could raise harry
*draco runs back on stage*
Draco: I would want harry to be dead instead of voldermort
*voldermort's spirit appears*
Voldermort: I would get revenge on that mudblood
Hermione: I would become headmaster at hogwarts
Me: well this has been very umm interesting
Everyone: can we come on again sometime?
Me: NO NOT EVER AGAIN. THIS IS A ONE TIME ONLY EVENT YA HEAR?
Ron: SorRY didn't mean to anger you get a grip
Me: I already have one thank you
Ron: sure that's what you want us to think
Me: well that's all the time we have for today join us next time when I have the cast of tenchi muyo!
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Disclaimer: no fictional characters were harmed in the filming of this production.
Okay was that odd or what? Last time I sneak baby bottle pops and chocolate. Don't forget the dr. pepper! Oh well hope ya like it anyhow