Kaori:
WOOO HOOOOO!!!! Over 500 reviews people, yeah!
Ayamachi:
[looks up from the Ranma ½ manga he's reading] Nanda? Already?
Kaori:
[eyes sparkling] You like me, you really like me!
Machigai:
So what are you going to do to celebrate?
Kaori:
[thinks] Song parody!
Ayamachi:
Oh no…
Machigai:
[a la Kel] Awwwww here it goes!!
Dedicated
to (skip ahead if you don't want to read it): Drops of Jupiter (the only person
who reviewed Is You Is, Or Is You Ain't [My Baby]), Shinju Meg Uchuno, griff
drake, Cherry-Blossom and Matteo (who inspired me to start posting my stuff in
the first place), everyone who reviewed The Braid Boy (my first fic),
cherry-cherry girl (who's reviewed practically everything I've ever written),
RebelAngel Kimiko55 and Chibi Kimmi (who reviewed Psionics), Phelan (he knows
why), Konran no Tenshi (for a whole bunch of stuff), the people at Scifi's
Dominion (who are the cause of my insanity), my ex-roommate Haqikah our friend
Bisma and Fragile (the inspiration for Hamster Sitting), my parents (without
whom I wouldn't exist), my fourth grade teacher Mrs. Sonya Wisdom (yes that is
her real name),Professor Dixon who inspired me to do the Historical Fanfiction
series, the writers and producers of Risky Business, my cousin Kavi (who is my
best friend in all the world), Cassius (damned panty thief), every single candy
company in the world, every anime and manga company and the creators, and to
all my reviewers! LUV Y'ALL!!
Disclaimer:
Come on, you know what it's supposed to say.
WARNING:
Quatre bashing, but it's not too bad…
The
Quat Came Back [a song parody]
By
Kaori
Duo:
Yatta! A song parody!
Heero:
You mean you actually enjoy these?
Duo:
Well, yeah.
Wufei:
Weakling…
Duo:
:P
Trowa:
I don't sing.
Kaori:
Yes you do, I have the MP3 to prove it.
Trowa:…
Kaori:
C'mon, you have such a lovely voice!
Trowa:
No.
Kaori:
What if I sing with you?
Trowa:
No.
Kaori:
What if I give you pocky?
Trowa:
No.
Kaori:
[takes out a metal baseball bat] What if I threaten to beat you senseless if
you don't cooperate?
Trowa:
//_O //.u Where's the lyric sheet…
Kaori:
^_^ Sugoi!
Wufei:
Onna! Can we get on with this now?
Kaori:
Yeah, yeah. Music! Lights!
Machigai
is on the piano.
Trowa:
[sighs and then starts singing] The war
has ended, we knew it wouldn't last
Things like that pop up and pass
He wanted to sleep over, and I said it
was all right
He left early the next day, and came
back that night –
Quatre:
Um, Trowa…my sisters are trying to hook me up with their friends again. Do you
mind if I stay here tonight?
Trowa:
-_-0
Trowa:
The Quat came back, the very next day
The Quat came back, I thought he
left for good
But the Quat came back, he just
couldn't stay away.
Quatre:
[puppy eyes] Please?
Trowa:
I should've made him leave like I wanted to
But those bright blue eyes had
turned me into goo
He bounced inside and before I
knew
My single person home was housing
two –
Wufei:
You're weak, Barton!
Trowa:
//.u I know….
Duo:
So the Quat stayed on, for six more days
The Quat stayed on, Tro' could never
turn him down
Oh the Quat stayed on, much to
Trowa's dismay!
Trowa:
Heero came over for a game of chess
Quatre cleaned the place up, it
looked its best
The place looked good, that was no
contest
But the little hypochondriac
wasn't satisfied yet –
Quatre:
There's a spot on this window that just won't come out…
Duo:
The Quat cleaned up, he gets no pay
The Quat cleaned up, he does it for
enjoyment
Oh the Quat cleaned up, and Trowa's
got a guest today!
A
knock at the door, Trowa answers it. Heero and Wufei are standing there.
Trowa:
Heero, Wufei.
Heero:
Hn.
Wufei:
Barton.
Heero
and Wufei enter the house.
Trowa:
Heero came a little early with Wufei in tow
We had a conversation about peeps
we used to know
Wufei kept Quatre busy, while I
played chess with Heero
But I knew it wouldn't last, and
soon they had to go –
Wufei:
Barton, I don't envy you in the slightest. [leaves]
Duo:
And he's stuck with Quat, and no one seems to care
He's stuck with Quat, it's gonna drive
him crazy
Oh he's stuck with Quat, the pilot
with the golden hair.
Heero:
Duo, aren't you overdoing it a little bit.
Duo:
I'm only singin' what Kaori-san wrote.
Heero:
Hn…
Kaori:
Oi! Get back in your places! [Duo and Heero scamper off]
Trowa:
It's been two years since he moved in
He's really not so bad when you
get used to 'im.
But he cleans everything in sight
much to my chagrin
Sometimes I think he should be in
an institution!
Quatre:
[ZERO system glare] You wouldn't dare! Because you know…
Wufei,
Duo, Heero (Wufei and Heero are a little reluctant): The Quat will come back,
the very next day
The Quat will come back, just like a
boomerang!
The Quat will come back, and he'll
never go away!
~Owari~
The Quat Came Back
By: Kaori