The Elders
Issue 2-Yin & Yang
"So, you thought you'd go and save the world after what happened last time." Said the Black Monkey King. "I may not be as strong as I was before, Yang, but I am not alone this time." He looked at Master Roshi, King Kai, and Karin.
Right then, Master Roshi did something he would not normally do when there was a threat to the world. He wet himself. Dr. Toka gave the master a funny look and turned his attention back to Yang. "Looks like Yin needs to come back." He announced. The room was filled with a glowing white light surrounding Dr. Toka. He grew shorter and grew a tail. Now, the Dr. was now Yin, the white monkey king. He wore the clothes of a Tibetan monk and had a staff just like Yang's. Yin raised his staff and extended it. He twirled it and threw it at Yang's head, instantly knocking him unconscious. Then, just for laughs, Yin threw feces at Yang. The old ones covered their noses. "Jesus," complained Karin, "someone clean that crap up!" Yin looked embarrassed. "Uh, I'm going to tell you a little about me and Yang." They went to another room. No one was around to see Yang get up and fly away.
Everyone in the house sat around the table for dinner. Yin sat down by the aged heroes to tell them his story. "You see, I was once one with Yang. I was mischievous and headstrong, but also good and compassionate. Once, I was king of hell but that was not good enough for me. I would do anything to become king of this world and this universe. I would fight the guardian of Earth to the death or destroy his entire realm. But my conscience would not allow it. So my dark side decided to take control and split us into two halves. We became Yin and Yang. Yang took my throne and forced me to be in his evil army. We were then engaged into a huge war with heaven. We were defeated and banished to earth. Yang was sealed away for 10,000 years. I was transformed into a human and told to make sure he was never released. It was lonely here, but since there were no sheep, I created all these people around us and eventually made this house." Master Roshi snickered at the comment about the sheep. "I know you have become weakened, Yin, but why have you called us here?" asked King Kai. Yin replied, "There are four artifacts you must find: One is an old issue of Playboy. It can be found in Roshi's house." Roshi's jaw dropped. "I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING OUT OF MY SECRET STASH!" Yin's face turned red. 'I may have wanted to read that, but oh well.' He thought. "No, I was kidding about bringing me that magazine, but there are some pages that are actually ancient scriptures. These pages make up the Book of Kala." Karin raised an eyebrow. "Why would they put those in a porno mag?" Yin laughed. "They didn't want anyone to find the scriptures so easily so they turned the book into the magazine and hid the pages in the back, but they are perverts anyway." Yin finished his dinner and continued. " I do not know where the other artifacts are, but when you find the book, you will find the location of them on the first page." Everyone then left the dining room.
Yang returned to his hideaway. He went into some water to get the poop off of him. "That jackass threw shit at me. I'll kill them all one by one, but first, I need to call Empress Lau." He got out of his tub, put on a robe and spoke loudly into a hole in the wall. "Hello!" an angry response came back. "DON'T YELL SO LOUDLY!" Yang gulped. "I am sorry to have upset you, my Empress, but this is a matter of dire importance." Suddenly, a tall, elderly woman wearing a blue kimono appeared before him. "And what might the problem be?" Yang bowed. "Your highness, my other half has sent the old ones to find the artifacts. They already have the upper hand." The Empress looked perturbed. "Hmm. This could be a problem. We must awaken the soldiers then." Yang nodded and spoke into the hole again. "Awaken." There was a rumble outside of the cave. The Empress and Yang went outside and saw a whole army. The Empress smirked. "We must mobilize them." She ordered. Yang nodded. "Immediately, your highness." Empress Lau fanned herself in anticipation. 'This world shall be mine.' She thought and then laughed victoriously.
Master Roshi, Karin and King Kai were given a plane. Yin decided to accompany them at the last minute. Roshi started up the plane and they were off. They had no idea what they were getting into.
TO BE CONTINUED
Issue 2-Yin & Yang
"So, you thought you'd go and save the world after what happened last time." Said the Black Monkey King. "I may not be as strong as I was before, Yang, but I am not alone this time." He looked at Master Roshi, King Kai, and Karin.
Right then, Master Roshi did something he would not normally do when there was a threat to the world. He wet himself. Dr. Toka gave the master a funny look and turned his attention back to Yang. "Looks like Yin needs to come back." He announced. The room was filled with a glowing white light surrounding Dr. Toka. He grew shorter and grew a tail. Now, the Dr. was now Yin, the white monkey king. He wore the clothes of a Tibetan monk and had a staff just like Yang's. Yin raised his staff and extended it. He twirled it and threw it at Yang's head, instantly knocking him unconscious. Then, just for laughs, Yin threw feces at Yang. The old ones covered their noses. "Jesus," complained Karin, "someone clean that crap up!" Yin looked embarrassed. "Uh, I'm going to tell you a little about me and Yang." They went to another room. No one was around to see Yang get up and fly away.
Everyone in the house sat around the table for dinner. Yin sat down by the aged heroes to tell them his story. "You see, I was once one with Yang. I was mischievous and headstrong, but also good and compassionate. Once, I was king of hell but that was not good enough for me. I would do anything to become king of this world and this universe. I would fight the guardian of Earth to the death or destroy his entire realm. But my conscience would not allow it. So my dark side decided to take control and split us into two halves. We became Yin and Yang. Yang took my throne and forced me to be in his evil army. We were then engaged into a huge war with heaven. We were defeated and banished to earth. Yang was sealed away for 10,000 years. I was transformed into a human and told to make sure he was never released. It was lonely here, but since there were no sheep, I created all these people around us and eventually made this house." Master Roshi snickered at the comment about the sheep. "I know you have become weakened, Yin, but why have you called us here?" asked King Kai. Yin replied, "There are four artifacts you must find: One is an old issue of Playboy. It can be found in Roshi's house." Roshi's jaw dropped. "I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING OUT OF MY SECRET STASH!" Yin's face turned red. 'I may have wanted to read that, but oh well.' He thought. "No, I was kidding about bringing me that magazine, but there are some pages that are actually ancient scriptures. These pages make up the Book of Kala." Karin raised an eyebrow. "Why would they put those in a porno mag?" Yin laughed. "They didn't want anyone to find the scriptures so easily so they turned the book into the magazine and hid the pages in the back, but they are perverts anyway." Yin finished his dinner and continued. " I do not know where the other artifacts are, but when you find the book, you will find the location of them on the first page." Everyone then left the dining room.
Yang returned to his hideaway. He went into some water to get the poop off of him. "That jackass threw shit at me. I'll kill them all one by one, but first, I need to call Empress Lau." He got out of his tub, put on a robe and spoke loudly into a hole in the wall. "Hello!" an angry response came back. "DON'T YELL SO LOUDLY!" Yang gulped. "I am sorry to have upset you, my Empress, but this is a matter of dire importance." Suddenly, a tall, elderly woman wearing a blue kimono appeared before him. "And what might the problem be?" Yang bowed. "Your highness, my other half has sent the old ones to find the artifacts. They already have the upper hand." The Empress looked perturbed. "Hmm. This could be a problem. We must awaken the soldiers then." Yang nodded and spoke into the hole again. "Awaken." There was a rumble outside of the cave. The Empress and Yang went outside and saw a whole army. The Empress smirked. "We must mobilize them." She ordered. Yang nodded. "Immediately, your highness." Empress Lau fanned herself in anticipation. 'This world shall be mine.' She thought and then laughed victoriously.
Master Roshi, Karin and King Kai were given a plane. Yin decided to accompany them at the last minute. Roshi started up the plane and they were off. They had no idea what they were getting into.
TO BE CONTINUED