The Elders
Issue 4-The End of the World as we Know It
Yang had a new plan. He had remembered about Ominous. He would sneak up on her in the confusion and slit her throat. Then he and Ominous would become one and destroy his enemies. 'The universe will be mine.' He thought. The assorted mass of soldiers fought armed forces and annihilated them. The evil force had much stronger air, sea, and land troops. There seemed to be no hope for mankind.
King Kai paced nervously. He couldn't handle waiting anymore. "Why isn't he done yet?" Mr. Popo stood next to him. "You must be patient. This is not the time to complain." A big explosion occurred on the ground. An entire city was destroyed along with the island it was on. A whole fleet was destroyed in a split second. Master Roshi ran to see what was going on. "Did they use nukes or did they eat too much Mexican food?" "I'm going with the latter." Said Karin. Dende came out holding an unbelievably big scimitar. "This is Kala's weapon." Dende twirled it around and accidentally cut his own arm off. "OUCH!" he cried. The arm was regenerated after a few seconds. Yin took the scimitar and held it with great ease. He was surprised that he could hold it like that. Dende's jaw dropped. "That means you are the chosen one! But you are about to change shape. A blinding light surrounded Yin. The others covered their eyes. Yin was now a white gorilla. He was not surprised. "Wasn't much of a change? Well, at least I can hold the sword properly." Karin sniffed. "What's that smell?!" Kai turned around. "I think I crapped myself." The smell knocked everyone except for Dende unconscious. Dende had put on a gas mask. "I think that would be a great power if you, the turtle master and Karin fused." He commented. The lord of worlds stroked his chin. "That would be a good idea."
Back on Earth
Yang's forces were now being hit hard. There was mass confusion on both sides. 'The perfect time!' He thought. A human soldier tried to attack him with a knife. Yang jumped just in time and snapped the soldier's neck and grabbed the knife before it hit the ground. He had Empress Lau in his sight and threw the knife at her. It hit her right in the back of her head. A black mist rose from the hole and floated toward Yang. The mist was Ominous. It entered through his mouth and nostrils. Yang's eyes turned red and he grew taller and bigger. Yang had turned Oozaru and totally annihilated the armed forces and his own soldiers.
Dende's Palace
"So, if we step on that glowing platform all three of us will fuse?" asked Roshi. Dende nodded. "That's the gist of it." Karin, King Kai and Roshi stepped onto the platform. A golden light surrounded them and then they were gone. In their place stood a cat that looked like Karin with the height and weight of King Kai and wearing the black gi that Master Roshi wore. The creature spoke. "So, what will we be called?" Yin suggested Kaiaroshi. Mr. Popo said that would be too complicated and suggested they be called The Elder. "Simple enough. We'll go with that." Yin put the scimitar in a scabbard he had been given and informed them that Yang had transformed into an immensely powerful being and that they should leave to stop him. The Elder farted and floated in the air. Yin covered his nose. "Ok. You can use your sphincter to propel yourself just stay beside, or behind me." With that, they all left. Dende shook his head. "If they're earth's last hope, God help us."
It was a peaceful day in north city until it was shaken by a very loud sound that sounded like a belch. It was Yang. A squad of police approached him and pointed their guns at him. One officer had a megaphone and said, "You there! Surrender yourself and no one gets hurt!" Yang grinned. "Don't think that threatens me." He hocked a huge loogey which created a huge flood that completely submerged the entire city. Yang laughed hysterically until an energy blast burned his ear off. He looked up and saw The Elder. He peed on Yang's head. "WHY YOU LITTLE!" Yang shot a blast out of his mouth. It missed his enemy and was stabbed in the eye by Yin. "AHHH! You imbecile! You stabbed me in the eye!" The scimitar exited the eye and returned to Yin's hand. "At least he didn't throw poo at you, shitface." Said The Elder. Yang swatted at The Elder and threw him a long way. "NO!" cried Yin. Yang faced Yin. "So much for your friends. Now to kill you." Yang transformed into a gorilla that was Yin's size and held a trident that materialized out of nowhere. "Let's do this."
TO BE CONCLUDED
Note: Sorry about that 'Experimentation' story. Wasn't thinking right when I wrote. I had a stupid idea and typed it. I've gotten angry reviews. I realize it was very crappy and have removed it.
Issue 4-The End of the World as we Know It
Yang had a new plan. He had remembered about Ominous. He would sneak up on her in the confusion and slit her throat. Then he and Ominous would become one and destroy his enemies. 'The universe will be mine.' He thought. The assorted mass of soldiers fought armed forces and annihilated them. The evil force had much stronger air, sea, and land troops. There seemed to be no hope for mankind.
King Kai paced nervously. He couldn't handle waiting anymore. "Why isn't he done yet?" Mr. Popo stood next to him. "You must be patient. This is not the time to complain." A big explosion occurred on the ground. An entire city was destroyed along with the island it was on. A whole fleet was destroyed in a split second. Master Roshi ran to see what was going on. "Did they use nukes or did they eat too much Mexican food?" "I'm going with the latter." Said Karin. Dende came out holding an unbelievably big scimitar. "This is Kala's weapon." Dende twirled it around and accidentally cut his own arm off. "OUCH!" he cried. The arm was regenerated after a few seconds. Yin took the scimitar and held it with great ease. He was surprised that he could hold it like that. Dende's jaw dropped. "That means you are the chosen one! But you are about to change shape. A blinding light surrounded Yin. The others covered their eyes. Yin was now a white gorilla. He was not surprised. "Wasn't much of a change? Well, at least I can hold the sword properly." Karin sniffed. "What's that smell?!" Kai turned around. "I think I crapped myself." The smell knocked everyone except for Dende unconscious. Dende had put on a gas mask. "I think that would be a great power if you, the turtle master and Karin fused." He commented. The lord of worlds stroked his chin. "That would be a good idea."
Back on Earth
Yang's forces were now being hit hard. There was mass confusion on both sides. 'The perfect time!' He thought. A human soldier tried to attack him with a knife. Yang jumped just in time and snapped the soldier's neck and grabbed the knife before it hit the ground. He had Empress Lau in his sight and threw the knife at her. It hit her right in the back of her head. A black mist rose from the hole and floated toward Yang. The mist was Ominous. It entered through his mouth and nostrils. Yang's eyes turned red and he grew taller and bigger. Yang had turned Oozaru and totally annihilated the armed forces and his own soldiers.
Dende's Palace
"So, if we step on that glowing platform all three of us will fuse?" asked Roshi. Dende nodded. "That's the gist of it." Karin, King Kai and Roshi stepped onto the platform. A golden light surrounded them and then they were gone. In their place stood a cat that looked like Karin with the height and weight of King Kai and wearing the black gi that Master Roshi wore. The creature spoke. "So, what will we be called?" Yin suggested Kaiaroshi. Mr. Popo said that would be too complicated and suggested they be called The Elder. "Simple enough. We'll go with that." Yin put the scimitar in a scabbard he had been given and informed them that Yang had transformed into an immensely powerful being and that they should leave to stop him. The Elder farted and floated in the air. Yin covered his nose. "Ok. You can use your sphincter to propel yourself just stay beside, or behind me." With that, they all left. Dende shook his head. "If they're earth's last hope, God help us."
It was a peaceful day in north city until it was shaken by a very loud sound that sounded like a belch. It was Yang. A squad of police approached him and pointed their guns at him. One officer had a megaphone and said, "You there! Surrender yourself and no one gets hurt!" Yang grinned. "Don't think that threatens me." He hocked a huge loogey which created a huge flood that completely submerged the entire city. Yang laughed hysterically until an energy blast burned his ear off. He looked up and saw The Elder. He peed on Yang's head. "WHY YOU LITTLE!" Yang shot a blast out of his mouth. It missed his enemy and was stabbed in the eye by Yin. "AHHH! You imbecile! You stabbed me in the eye!" The scimitar exited the eye and returned to Yin's hand. "At least he didn't throw poo at you, shitface." Said The Elder. Yang swatted at The Elder and threw him a long way. "NO!" cried Yin. Yang faced Yin. "So much for your friends. Now to kill you." Yang transformed into a gorilla that was Yin's size and held a trident that materialized out of nowhere. "Let's do this."
TO BE CONCLUDED
Note: Sorry about that 'Experimentation' story. Wasn't thinking right when I wrote. I had a stupid idea and typed it. I've gotten angry reviews. I realize it was very crappy and have removed it.