The Elders
Issue 5- Trouble
Yin and Yang fought wildly. Master Roshi, King Kai and Karin were thrown away somewhere. He would look for them later, but first, he had to beat Yang. Yin chopped all of Yang's limbs off in one swoop but Yang regenerated. "Have you forgotten that I have the power of Ominous now?" With that said, Yang stabbed his good half in the chest. Yin cried out in pain. Yang bashed him on the head, knocking him into the water. Yang laughed victoriously. "Now none shall stop me!" Just then, the scimitar was glowing as it shot up from the sea. It ran through Yang, removing the evil spirit from his body and then returned from where it came. Ominous then became a humanoid form that landed on what was left of the island and picked up Yin's unconscious body and put him on the land. Ominous soon became a bright, glowing energy being. "I am now Kala, thanks to the scimitar. I thank you for freeing me, Yin. I also thank Yang for freeing my wife." Yin was then healed. Yang's body was buried and Kala took his weapon back where it belonged. "Thanks Kala." Said Yin. "Now I've gotta find those old geezers."
The old geezers in question were bloodied and bruised from their rough landing and had ended up in a bar, drinking themselves silly. Master Roshi saw a bunch of monkeys flying around his head. "Damn poop flingers!" he said, as he swatted at them. He then unwittingly punched the man on the stool next to him and knocked him off. The guy stood up and brushed himself off then punched the hermit in the face. "I ain't no damn monkey!" This ignited a bar fight. Roshi and Karin were thrown out the door, but King Kai managed to hold his own for a while. He slid someone across the bar and farted at him and peed on him. The bartender pulled out a shotgun and shot at the ceiling. Everyone was silent. "Who the hell started this shit?!" he demanded. All the people pointed at King Kai. They ganged up on him and threw him out the window. Master Roshi had almost gotten up before King Kai knocked him down again. Yin stood in front of them. He rolled his eyes at them. "Guess I can't leave you guys alone for too long." Suddenly, someone threw a beer bottle at Yin and hit him in the head, knocking him out.
When Yin woke up, he saw a familiar looking duck standing before him. The duck looked angry and said "What the hell are you starin' at!?"
The End
Next time: The Elders meet Duckman
Issue 5- Trouble
Yin and Yang fought wildly. Master Roshi, King Kai and Karin were thrown away somewhere. He would look for them later, but first, he had to beat Yang. Yin chopped all of Yang's limbs off in one swoop but Yang regenerated. "Have you forgotten that I have the power of Ominous now?" With that said, Yang stabbed his good half in the chest. Yin cried out in pain. Yang bashed him on the head, knocking him into the water. Yang laughed victoriously. "Now none shall stop me!" Just then, the scimitar was glowing as it shot up from the sea. It ran through Yang, removing the evil spirit from his body and then returned from where it came. Ominous then became a humanoid form that landed on what was left of the island and picked up Yin's unconscious body and put him on the land. Ominous soon became a bright, glowing energy being. "I am now Kala, thanks to the scimitar. I thank you for freeing me, Yin. I also thank Yang for freeing my wife." Yin was then healed. Yang's body was buried and Kala took his weapon back where it belonged. "Thanks Kala." Said Yin. "Now I've gotta find those old geezers."
The old geezers in question were bloodied and bruised from their rough landing and had ended up in a bar, drinking themselves silly. Master Roshi saw a bunch of monkeys flying around his head. "Damn poop flingers!" he said, as he swatted at them. He then unwittingly punched the man on the stool next to him and knocked him off. The guy stood up and brushed himself off then punched the hermit in the face. "I ain't no damn monkey!" This ignited a bar fight. Roshi and Karin were thrown out the door, but King Kai managed to hold his own for a while. He slid someone across the bar and farted at him and peed on him. The bartender pulled out a shotgun and shot at the ceiling. Everyone was silent. "Who the hell started this shit?!" he demanded. All the people pointed at King Kai. They ganged up on him and threw him out the window. Master Roshi had almost gotten up before King Kai knocked him down again. Yin stood in front of them. He rolled his eyes at them. "Guess I can't leave you guys alone for too long." Suddenly, someone threw a beer bottle at Yin and hit him in the head, knocking him out.
When Yin woke up, he saw a familiar looking duck standing before him. The duck looked angry and said "What the hell are you starin' at!?"
The End
Next time: The Elders meet Duckman