One-Shot: HST Checks Out
Citadel Gardens - The Presidium
October 14, 2036
No More Quarians. No More Humans. No More Council. No More Writing. 99. 99! Why the fuck did I live for so long? Sure as hell not going to wait until 100. Relax. This Won't Hurt.
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HUMAN JOURNALIST HUNTER S. THOMPSON COMMITS SUICIDE IN PRESIDIUM GARDENS AT AGED 99
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Excerpt from The Ridiculously Familiar Citadel by Hunter S. Thompson (2035, last book):
Why are aliens so fucking human, anyways? We've got black people; they've got krogan. Not to disparage either of those two groups, as they're both far more intelligent than the bigots give them credit for. Krogan thrive off the perception that they're stupid. A lot are. But anybody who thinks all krogan are idiots have never met Urdnot Wrex. That asshole still owes me for all those drinks at Chroa's Den...