a dumb spoof by el jason
Super bowl sponsors made some great commercials, but the spooty bards at the NFL didn't air them. Instead they put them in a vault never to be seen again. I was in that vault. How? They through me in there earlier because I dressed like a ref and marched around yelling... but that's not apart of what we want to see. Since I'm typing you can't ACTUALLY see the commercial, so we use our imaginations children!
MENTOS:
A crook walks into a bank holding a gun and some Mentos. Everyone immediately drops to the floor, as well as the guards who slide their weapons to the crook's feet. The crook walks up to the teller smiling with his gun pointed at her. She hands him a big bag with a dollar sign on it. The crook turns around and walks to the door. When he gets to the door he turns around and flashes Mentos to everyone. Then they get up and all say "Ohhhhhhhhh..." at the same time.
KIA:
That Kia guy (Frank) walks out of a store with a grocery bag in his arms. He sees a Kia getting towed away, and walks up to the crowd watching. He says " Isn't... that... MY car?!?!!?" , and the crowd says " It is isn't it..." Then they walk away laughing and some mumbling "Stupid bastard." Frank drops to his knees screaming " DAMN YOU FIRE LANE! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOU!"
PING PONG MESSAGING:
A monkey sitting in a tree holding a banana types to a monkey in a crowded zoo "I hate these dumbass people!" The monkey in the zoo types "You should do what I do."
Peeling open a banana the monkey in the tree types "What?". As a small child runs past on fire the monkey in the zoo types "KILL THEM!" then starts laughing insanely.
Monkey in tree jumps out chasing the camera man and it turns into a bad Blaire Witch parody.
Forgive loyal reviewers but that is all I could smuggle.
YOU- You stupid bastard! Three? You only took three?!?!
ME- Well... uh... I'll go get some more.
YOU- That's right! I not paying to read three stupid parodies!
ME- Um... you don't have to pay though...
YOU- Don't lip me!
More to come... please review.
Disclaimer: I do not own or work for: NFL, Mentos, Kia, or Ping Pong. I do not mean to offend anyone, I am just trying to be funny. Please do not sue me! I am just a kid!