Intro:
Hey ya! Wassup! This is ghetto chick here, but ya can call me Lil' T. This is a fic (It's AU just to get dat out da way) 'bout what in hell Vegeta, Trunks, Goten, and Bra have been up to since they'd been actin' weird 'n all. Let's just say it involves a monkey in a dress, a "lemonade" stand, candles, and stuff like dat. If I told ya anymore, I'd give away da plot. So ya have to read ta find out, and I wouldn't mind a review on da side but I'm not forcin' ya to do too much of anythin'. I'm just askin' ya to read but I would like it if ya review too. Alright, I'ma shut up now and get this started.
Chapter 1:
Vegeta quietly opened the door to the house. It was about 1:00 am and he hadn't been home all day. He didn't want to listen to Bulma's mouth so he made sure to be extra quiet. He was in an especially good mood that night (or is it day since it is 1 AM, but anyway…). Everything had gone well that night and soon he would get exactly what he wanted. He knew that Bulma was wondering what he had been up to lately but he sure as hell wasn't gonna tell her… yet. He made his way into the kitchen. It was pitch black but his powerful Saiyin eyes could see fairly well. Now all he had to do was quietly sneak into bed and Bulma wouldn't wake up and he wouldn't have to hear her mouth 'til morning. But sadly, his "powerful" Saiyin eyes weren't strong enough. As he walked through the kitchen, he stumbled over a chair and busted his ass on the floor. "Damn it!" he yelled as he tried to get up. But it was too late as he remembered that he was supposed to keep quiet. 'Aw shit,' he thought as he saw the light go on. Bulma stood over him with an angry look on her face.
Bulma: And where in hell have you been?! And don't give me that tired ass excuse that you've been training at Goku's. I just called and he said you weren't there.
Vegeta: *mumbled* Damn…
Bulma: So…
Vegeta: I don't have to tell you anything woman!
Bulma: Oh, is that right? Well then you can just SLEEP ON THE COUCH AGAIN!!!!!
Bulma threw Vegeta a raggedy blanket and walked back to the bedroom and locked the door. Vegeta could have argued more but he was still in his good mood so he didn't bother. But he wasn't so happy about sleeping on the couch again for the 10th time that month. But not even that lumpy couch could bring down his day, not even if he DID get a backache. So he laid down and went to sleep. Meanwhile as Bulma laid down to go back to bed she thought, 'That stubborn ass! Why won't he tell me what he's doing?!'
Vegeta woke up at about 11 am with the worst backache. "Damn couch," he grumbled as he slowly got up. His good mood from yesterday was slowly wearing off. As he went to his and Bulma's room to get ready, he passed by Trunks who was eating a double decker ham, cheese, bacon, and tuna sandwich (one of my favorite sandwiches, actually). Vegeta had thought that he was the only one at home but he decided to ignore the fact and went to go get ready. Trunks stared at Vegeta as he went by. 'I'm surprised to see he's here,' he thought, 'I hope he leaves soon, I've got stuff to do.' He went back to eating his sandwich but was soon interrupted as he heard the doorbell ring. "Don't answer!" yelled Vegeta as he rushed to get ready. But Trunks was already at the door and had opened it. Trunks looked around and saw no one. "Down here," he heard a voice with a bad Japanese accent say. Trunks looked down and saw a monkey with a green face in a blue dress, white boots and gloves, and a purple cape. "Hey, aren't you that monkey from Cartoon Network?" asked Trunks. "I am not just some monkey," said the monkey, "I'm the arch nemesis of the Powerpuff Girls (one of my favorite shows), the greatest genius of all time, I am MOOOOOJO JOJO! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Oookay… Anyway, what do you want?"
"I'm here to see a Mr. Vegeta for some, uh…business. Yes, business…"
Trunks looked shocked. "Business? You must be mistaken," he said, "You must want my mom, she's at work."
"I am not mistaken. I am never mistaken. I was told to see Vegeta, the Prince of All Saiyins, the Saiyin Elite, the Biggest Badass in the Universe, the-"
"Okay! Just shut up! I'll go get him."
But Vegeta came up behind him as he straightened his tie and pushed Trunks out of the way. "I thought I told you not to answer the door," he said frustratingly to Trunks. "Sorry I didn't hear…" Trunks was shocked to see Vegeta in a pin stripped suit, leather hush puppies, a spiffy tie, and gold cufflinks. 'Where in hell did he get all that stuff?' Trunks thought as Vegeta turned to face Mojo. "I told you not to meet me here Mojo," he said.
"You were late. We thought that maybe-"
"It doesn't matter, let's go."
"The limo's outside waiting."
They both walked out. Trunks looked outside to see and saw a black stretch limo. Mojo opened the door and Vegeta entered the limo and Mojo himself soon followed. Then the limo quickly sped off. "So we're gonna go through with this?" said Mojo.
"Keep your dress on! Of course we are! We need to get this stuff. We can't depend on Fred for everything."
"Of course not," said Mojo as he nodded in agreement, "And this isn't a dress, it's-"
"Who in hell cares? I only care about if you got the stuff I asked for. I don't want this to be too conspicuous."
"Of course."
"Good. Very good."
They sped off into the city.
Meanwhile as Trunks shut the door, he thought, 'Ok, now all of that just didn't look right… Anyway, Goten will be here any minute.'
He went back to eating his sandwich. As soon as he finished he heard the doorbell ring again. 'That must be Goten,' he thought as he went to open the door, 'I hope he has the stuff.' He opened the door and, of course, there was Goten holding a brown paper bag. "Hey Goten," he said, "You got it?"
"Yup," Goten responded, " It was harder to get this time but I managed to get it. I figured it was worth it in the end."
"C'mon in then and let's try it out."
Goten walked in and they went into Trunks' room and closed the door behind them. "Are you sure no one's here?" said Goten as he looked around.
"Of course not. I made sure of it. Mom's at work, Dad's never here, and Bra's at a sleepover with some friends."
"Alright then. You think your Mom will miss the money from her account?"
"Naw. Even if she did, do you think she would expect me?"
"Probably not. Ok then, let's try this out."
Goten pulled the mystery object out of the bag…
Bra was over at her friends' house from 1st grade. The professor was downstairs in the lab, so the girls were upstairs alone. In their room, there was no light except that coming from a few candles placed strategically around the room. Bra sat on the bed indian style dressed in a black gi and with her eyes closed. The girls sat on the floor below her in the same fashion with the same type of clothes on. "So will we go through with it?" asked Blossom.
"Of course we will," said Bra confidently, "Big Vinny will pay for what he has done."
"But high officials might not like that we kill the leader of the JMAUSG while they are in negotiations," said Buttercup hestitantly.
"He killed our master," said Bubbles with hatred, "For that he must pay."
"Calm your anger Bubbles," Bra said sternly, "The time will soon come."
"But Buttercup is right," said Blossom with concern, "The high master will not like us messing with the JMAUSG."
"Quiet!" Bra yelled in anger, "Fuck the high master! I will not work for the man who killed my master!!! NEVER!!!!!!"
The PPG girls cringed in fear at the hatred in Bra's voice. Bra opened her eyes. "By my sword, I swear I will kill Big Vinny."
The candles blew out and all was darkness.
Where is Vegeta going with this monkey in a dress? Will he ever tell Bulma what he's up to? And what was in that paper bag Goten brought over to Trunks? And what about Bra and the PPG girls planning to kill Big Vinny? Who IS Big Vinny? These questions will be answered eventually in the next installment of What in HFIL Have You Been Up to Lately? Until then this is Lil' T sayin' goodbye for now. Later peeps!!