(Its in Play form, live with it,k? ^~ Please? )
After hours of wandering the planet with nothing to do a few of the members of the AVALANCHE group decided to visit the others....
Three of the former AVALANCHE members where on Chocobos.. well.. all
eccept for one....
Red XIII: Why can't I ride a Chocobo too?
Cloud: Remember the last time? *lil glare*
Red: Oh....*sweatdrop*...... *continues to run alongside of them*
Tifa: *sitting behind Cloud on a Gold Chocobo*Awww... poor Nanaki!!
Red: *Smiles* Oh, I'll be alright...
Tifa: so... Where are we going today? Hmm Cloud-chan? *Hugs Cloud* Now what?
Cloud: ack!! I told you! Don't call me that!!!! .... Today.... We could.... Visit Sephiroth! *Grin*
Red: Isn't he dead?
Cloud: well.... for sake of the fic.. the author decided to let him live (I'm being nice to Chocobo boy for now ^~; ) *Does the famous "Cloud shrug"* Dunno why...
Red: hmm....
Soon they arrive at Sephiroth's "Home" in the northern Crater, supirisingly they only find a door on the inner wall of the crater...
Cloud: He lives in a cave?
Red: Maybe he just lives here.. you know, Like normal people?
Tifa:... This is for killing my Father! *Brakes the door down* COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A .... man? *She sees another steel door, alot like the first* .....? *grumbles and prepares to knock it down too*
*everyone else*: *sweatdrop*...
Cloud: Uh... Tifa?
Tifa: *Evil glare* .. *all sweetly and scary-like* Yes..Cloud?
Cloud: eep! uhm....wouldn't knocking work better?
Tifa: *blinks* oh yea! *knocks*
Cloud: whew...*wipes his forehead*
Sephiroth: *opens the door in his Black Masamune Pajamas* ???
Cloud: .... Its 4 in the afternoon and your STILL wearing you PJs?!
Tifa: awww! I think its cute! *Hugs Seph. forgetting completely what she was going to do earlier*
Red: ... Hmm..
Seph: *Does one of his Evil smiles* Come in.. I'll be right back.. *runs off to get dressed*
Tifa: *plops down on the Couch* Teehee..
Cloud: Tifa?...*waves a hand in front of her face* Weren't you going to kill him for something??
Tifa: Hmm.. Who? Oh.. Why would I do that? Hes so adorable.. *Goes off into her daydreams again*
Red: *Sweatdrop*
Seph: *walks back in wearing his normal Black coat and Black pants outfit* Why did you all come here???
Red: Yes Cloud... why DID we come here?
Cloud: oh... uhm... *Shrugs*
Seph: *Sweatdrop* Well get out.. your annoying me....
Cloud: *Shrugs again* Why?
Seph:.....grrr....*Draws Masamune and puts the blade to Cloud's neck*
Cloud: ...? *Shrugs* Seph.. Your hair is all messed up... *point*
Seph: Argh! STOP DOING THAT-oh? really?? Ack! *drops Masamune and runs over to a mirror* !! Oh no! My hair!!! gah!!!!! *Starts brushing it*
Red and Tifa: *sweatdrop*...
Cloud: *grin* Heh heh...
Red: *sees a shelf of Anime DVDs* Hmm... *starts looking through them and finds a few Playstation games* Ehrgiez? Whats that?? *pulls it out*
Seph: No!!! no! don't do that!!!!!*runs over to Red XIII*
Red: ??? *sees Cloud on the cover with a few other people* What? Why?
Seph: *Snatches it and puts it in his pocket* Because!
Red: ... Why was Cloud on the cover?
Seph: Uhm........
Cloud: What? On WHAT cover?
Red: Of that game...
Tifa: *fwaps Cloud*
Cloud: X.X.....
Tifa: Sephi... Can we play a game... pleeeeeeease?
Seph: *Gives Tifa an odd look cause she called him Sephi* Eh..... I get to choose the game.
Red: Alright..
Tifa: yay!
Cloud: *is all knocked out on the couch*....
Seph: Hmm... *pulls out Chrono Cross* How about this?
Tifa: oh!!! Ok.. no Fighting games? *sad face*
Seph: Well.... *Evil grin, thinks about Ehrgiez*
Tifa:?? *hopeful look*
Seph: Alright.. *puts in Ehrgiez* Bwaha..
Tifa and Red: ?????
Seph: *goes into Arcade mode and Selects himself*
Tifa: What the?! Why am I on this?!?! KEWL!!!!! *Selects self* Er...
They both start attacking eachother, Seph kicking Tifa's butt only because she hasn't ever played the game and well.. Seph has alot of experience.After about 2 hours... and about 30 rounds later.....
Tifa: HAH!!!! TAKE THAT YOU FREAK XD *kicking Seph's a$$*
Sephiroth: Grrr.....
Cloud: @.@*still knocked out on the couch*
Red: OO...........*amazed because he isn't in the game*
Tifa: *after beating Seph for once* Hahaa!! Now what?
*large heavy unknown object smashes the TV in front of them*
Seph and Tifa: OO! WHAT THE?!?!?!?!
Red: Uh oh...
Seph: My TV! ; ;
Tifa: Uh oh WHAT, Nanaki?
Red: Just uhoh Oo.. thats all...
Tifa Oh... Hmm well then, now what?
*large heavy object falls on Cloud, this time the object isn't so large or heavy.. its................................... Zack!*
Zack: AHHH!!!!!!!*clunk*
Seph, Tifa, and Red: Zack?!
Cloud: *mumbling* Someone get the number of that Chocobo????@.@
Zack: *fwaps cloud* Stupid! I'm not a Chocobo YOU ARE >;
Cloud: Really? Awesome *gets up n walks around all Chocobo-like* Waaark!
Tifa: Awesome?
Seph: I knew there was something wrong with that boy ¬¬;;
Zack: !!! OH! I have an idea... *whispers to Tifa and Seph*
Red: I feel so left out *snifflz* ( Aww! *pet pets Nanaki* =^^= )
Tifa: Hey Cloud-chan?
Cloud: Wark? *angry face* WARK! *starts to "peck" the ground*
Tifa: Oo..eh....
Seph: *whispers to Cloud*
Cloud: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs n wedges himself under the couch*
Seph: *evil grin*
Zack: What did you say?
Tifa: *blinks at Cloud stuffed under the couch* What DID you say?
Seph: Ha,Ha,Haa! I simply said that the squirrels were after him and that he should hide where they couldn't reach him XD
Zack: Ookay? Oo;.. *looks to Cloud* Come out already!!!
Tifa: ~~..... *Drags Cloud out from under the couch*
Cloud: AHHH!! NOOOO!!!! THE SQUIRRELS!!!!!!
Tifa: *hits Cloud over the head* SHUSH!
Cloud: @@;; yes mommy...... *is knocked out*
Red: Uhm.. So....Now-
*everyone* DON'T SAY IT!!!! oo;;;;
Red: OO??? Now what?
*everyone waits for the large heavy object (or person) to hit*
Red: ??????
Seph: Phew!! Thank Goodness!
Tifa: Hehehee.. ^^;;
Cloud: ......xX S...ssquir....squirrells.....
Zack: That was close...
*everyone hears some odd screaming and a big CRASH noise outside*
Zack: Uhoh...
Seph: Not MORE people ~~;
Red: Lets go see who it is.. *runs outside*
*everyone sees who it is and proceeds to attack him*
Seph: DIE!!!! Die you lardball scum!!!!
Tifa: Palmer?!! What the heck are you doing out here?!?!
Palmer: IYEEEEE!! *running from Seph*
Red: Ah... I see.. He stole the Tiny Bronco.. *is wondering Why Palmer would try that again*
Cid: *climbing out of the lil crashed ship* G** D@mn M%&*$% F$&%^ Lardball! Get yer A$$ over here!! *jumps out of the lil crashed Tiny Bronco and joins Seph in Chasing Palmer* Come here you!!!!
Tifa: o.o Oh my.....
Zack: *shakes his head, sweatdrop*.....
Cloud: THE SQUIRRELS!!!!
Red: Oh Shut up Cloud *fwaps Cloud back into LaLa land*
Cloud: Ohhh.... preety stars....
*Tifa, Red, Zack AND Cloud all go back inside to find another TV so they can play Video games! ^~*
The End... Kyah hahahahahaa