S-N-A-P
(sing to the tune of YMCA)

Disclaimer: Yeah, we all know it soooo well by now, but I have to put it in writing...er...typing. I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters or (in this case) the 3rd book, unless you consider buying it owning it but still, if you buy it you just own a copy, not the whole thing, and...are you lost? I'm lost...ok, let's just start the song!!

1st Verse

Young man, page 285 you'll see
In the 3rd book, she spells Snape S-N-A-P
I'm not kidding, you've got to believe me
Because I've read the book 9 times

If you don't believe in me though
You can check it-I'm telling you just to go
And re-read it, then for sure you will know
That it's wrong! She spelled it wrong!

Chorus

You'll see she spells it like
S-N-A-P!
You'll see she spells it like
S-N-A-P
You can check it yourself, take that book of the shelf
There you'll see it in black printing

2nd Verse

Young man, I was once in your shoes
I didn't know that J.K. Rowling could lose
(a/n corny i know, but nothing else rhymed!!)
Out on mistakes like other people do
But she didn't use her spell check!

You'll see she spells it like
S-N-A-P!
You'll see she spells it like
S-N-A-P
You can check it yourself, take that book of the shelf
There you'll see it in black printing

You'll see she spells it like
S-N-A-P!
You'll see she spells it like
S-N-A-P
You can check it yourself, take that book of the shelf
There you'll see it in black printing

S-N-A-P!
S-N-A-P!
S-N-A-P!
S-N-A-P!

~End Song~

A/N- You really can check it yourself! I saw it one day while reading the 3rd for about, oh, the 50th time...then I just noticed it there...
Once again, wizards and witches, that's on page 285 in the 3rd book
Please R/R!

~Special Thanx to Jackie Ron for help with this song~